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Somebody: Pi and
Chatterbox: Down to Earth
Somebody: Pi and
Somebody: Pi and Anti-Pi war!
Pi Fan Club (<<false side)
vs.
International Society Bent On Stopping People Fawning Over Pi (<<true side)
Alter egos welcome. Sane people who do not want any part of this, we respect your opinions. You don't have to participate.
Shifting: WARNING:
This is a thread meant to be NUTS. THIS IS NOT A DEBATE. IT IS A WAR.
Volcano: IN CAPS.
CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEEEEE
*ISBOSPFOP burns flag with п on it while ViHart's anti-pi videos play*
Somebody: H looks kind of like п! Her Highness Fruit Basket III of the Noble Food-Named CAPTCHA Empire is on our side! Right?
Fruity: Nexu!
*all other pets make noises of agreement with ISBOSPFOP*
Somebody: At the nexus. Okay!
submitted by Somebody and Co., HQ of the ISBOSPFOP
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
HuLlO!!! I pIcK aNtI-pI sIdE!!!!
YaY! SoOoOoOo MuCh FuN!
I mUsT gO fOr NoW!!!! SeE yOu SoOn!!!!!
(May 3, 2015 - 2:59 pm)
(looks really psyched)
PIIIIIIIIE!
Brook: They mean mathematical pi.
Oh. Okay. Bye.
(May 3, 2015 - 5:52 pm)
Come join us! We have PIEEEEEEEE.
We throw pies at our foes.
Pi/e needs you to throw pies. So get over here for PIEEEEEE.
PIEEEEEEEEE
(May 4, 2015 - 9:02 am)
Shadow, you think you can appease Masked with Pi Pies? Tsk tsk tsk.
Pi pies are HALF-pies. Join the Tau Cult! We have full, round pies, which are tau, and we have Mountain Deeeewww...
You know you want the Mountain Dew and full pies....
(May 5, 2015 - 11:04 pm)
*gasps*
U PI HATERS! The only reason you don't like pi is that you can't use it. Tau is for peasants who don't know the difference between square roots and exponents.
Also, pi is like PIE. Tau doesn't have it's own desert! Pi does! Oh and by the way, Tau isn't as complicated as PI. Just a simple little thing that wants some fame from being Tau. Nothin' else. PI RULES.
Oh, and Squeak is on my side. Dudes, he is the smartest kid you can get. (Though that isn't much of a good thing.)
Squeak: Pi, the answer to circles, area, and more, is an amazing way to show off your skills. No one even knows what Tau is, anyways. *rolls eyes*
(May 3, 2015 - 10:55 pm)
Pppfffft.
And you use pi for?
ALSO, IT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT THE ANSWER TO AREA, AS IT'S THE RATIO IF THE CIRCLE'S CIRCUMFERENCE TO ITS DIAMETER. But we don't make circles with a diameter. We make them using a RADIUS.
And do you even know what Tau is?
And if you are picking pi partly because a lot of people are, that shows how SHALLOW you are.
AND STOP DRAGGING PIE INTO THIS!!! PIE HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH PI!! PI IS
A) A LETTER OF THE GREEK ALPHABET, OR IN THIS CASE
B) A NUMBER, WHEREAS PIE IS
A) A YUMMY DESSERT AND
B) NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(May 4, 2015 - 9:26 am)
Ha! If you think you can overpower/dishearten us with sheer numbers, you are WRONG! The Tau Cult has more backbone than any of you pi lovers put together! *spits out "pi lovers" with distaste*
Oh, and my opinion of pi lovers is a SLIMY WORM. If you pick the pi side, you may as well have turned into a SLIMY WORM.
(May 4, 2015 - 9:34 am)
Oh yeah? WE ARE NO LONGER SIMPLY PI LOVERS, WE ARE TAU HATERS!!!! *dreamily chants* Pi pi, in the sky, 3.1492653, PI PI!! C'mon, Shadow, Danie, LET'S DO THIS!!! *wears pi robe, and burns tau in FIYAAAA!!!!* THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!! *an army of pi soldiers appear and begin marching* PI PI PI PI PI PI!!!!!!!!!!!
(May 4, 2015 - 10:59 am)
Ooopssss,, I wrote pi wrong; it is actually 3.141592653!!!
(May 4, 2015 - 12:58 pm)
1. What makes pi so great?
2. A cult is a religion deviating from mainstream religions. The Tau Cult worships ViHart, the Goddess of Tau, Doodling and Music.
3. Soldiers? PUH-LEASE. We, the Tau Cult, have loyal zealots that will die, leave Chatterbox, convert all pi lovers to our cult, or KILL ALL PI LOVERS, whichever comes first. We give our lives for Tau, as we believe it will lead to a pleasant afterlife delivered by ViHart.
(May 4, 2015 - 6:05 pm)
Battle song of Piland:
Vihart was a ruthless tyrant.
Vihart is DEAD.
Somebody is a raving lunitic.
Somebody will be defeated.
Shifting is non-corpal
Shifting therefore doesn't exist
Volcano is a hot head
Her brain will be burnt up
Tau is rip off of the real thing
And that is........
PI! PI! PI FOREVER! We will never fall!!
[Then they recite Pi]
(May 4, 2015 - 10:05 pm)
Oh, SUPER catchy. And you get an A+ in SPELLING and GRAMMAR. (sarcasm)
DOWN WITH PI! TAU WILL RISE!! DOWN WITH PI!! TAU WILL RISE!!!!!
The Tau Cult will spill the blood of all who worship pi.
The Tau Cult will ensure that they all will die.
So I'm a raving lunatic? That very well may be.
But you are mistaken if you think you'll defeat me.
So Volcano's a hothead? That certainly is true.
But you will not burn her brain up, for she'll do that to you.
So Shifting does not exist? Tell me what you think
When she summons everything, even the kitchen sink.
Mespri serves the Tau Cult too. And you may as well
Say goodbye to your emotions. Go. Bid them farewell.
Mana has a royal status: Princess of the Sea.
Mana serves the Tau Cult too. She helps ViHart and me.
Pika does look cute at first, but you will change your mind
After she shocks all of you and leaves your corpse behind.
Magi is up in that church, and she watches all,
Magi tells us where to strike so that you may fall.
Diamonds is a rattlesnake, and she will bring swift death.
Unless you just repulse her with your rancid pi nut breath. >:)
Lotus is a ranged unit, she spits her venom far.
And if you're hit, you're so slowed down and don't fight up to par.
Amazon will crush you in her iron grip.
She can smash the hull of a titanium battleship.
Silver is a fearsome foe. The last thing that you'll see
Is her claws or fangs as they slash for Vi and me.
Fruity, she will organize a strong network of spies,
For you never can evade the gaze of CAPTCHA eyes.
We don't care just who you are. We see you as a worm:
A loathsome, brainless, roiling mass that must be wiped from Earth!
And ours is better. Because it RHYMES.
(May 5, 2015 - 9:26 am)
Hahahaha. You have to tell me you're sarcastic, Funny.
And did you ever hear of FREE VERSE?? It doesn't have to rhyme.
You are just a cult. WE ARE AN ARMY! You don't give your members ranks. That means they will be never promoted. WE DO! OUR SOLIDERS GET THE RANKS THEY EARN!
Also, if you are anti-Pi, you must be anti-pie, too. If you are not, that just shows how weak you are.
P.S. I DID NOT WRITE THAT. Cyclone did. CAPTCHAS aren't that great with spelling.
I need to get myself a new secretary.
Cyclone: oear.
Geneal Shadow: Oh your ear? That's the last time I let you write a battle song.
(May 5, 2015 - 6:10 pm)
No! Of course not! I'm pro-pie!
Because tau is a full pie. Pi is half a pie. We will throw full pies in all their glory at you, while you will be stuck throwing half-pies. They aren't nearly as aerodynamic, and besides, all the filling will leak out.
But from now on, I will call pie taue.
And we do promote members.
Spyro is a Disciple. Once he takes to heart the order and proves himself in battle, he will be promoted to Zealot. I am the Cult Leader and Head Zealot.
Admins, can we sacrifice our prisoners? Pleeeeaaaassseee?
Fruity: Nhug!
Somebody: Exactly! No hug for you!
(May 6, 2015 - 5:15 pm)
No! Of course not! I'm pro-pie!
Because tau is a full pie. Pi is half a pie. We will throw full pies in all their glory at you, while you will be stuck throwing half-pies. They aren't nearly as aerodynamic, and besides, all the filling will leak out.
But from now on, I will call pie taue.
And we do promote members.
Spyro is a Disciple. Once he takes to heart the order and proves himself in battle, he will be promoted to Zealot. I am the Cult Leader and Head Zealot.
Admins, can we sacrifice our prisoners? Pleeeeaaaassseee?
Fruity: Nhug!
Somebody: Exactly! No hug for you!
(May 6, 2015 - 5:15 pm)