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Somebody: Pi and
Somebody: Pi and Anti-Pi war!
Pi Fan Club (<<false side)
vs.
International Society Bent On Stopping People Fawning Over Pi (<<true side)
Alter egos welcome. Sane people who do not want any part of this, we respect your opinions. You don't have to participate.
Shifting: WARNING:
This is a thread meant to be NUTS. THIS IS NOT A DEBATE. IT IS A WAR.
Volcano: IN CAPS.
CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEEEEE
*ISBOSPFOP burns flag with п on it while ViHart's anti-pi videos play*
Somebody: H looks kind of like п! Her Highness Fruit Basket III of the Noble Food-Named CAPTCHA Empire is on our side! Right?
Fruity: Nexu!
*all other pets make noises of agreement with ISBOSPFOP*
Somebody: At the nexus. Okay!
submitted by Somebody and Co., HQ of the ISBOSPFOP
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
My mom made me write a peace treaty, so here's a parody of the one from the Phineas and Ferb episode Nerds of a Feather.
We, the Tau Cult, vow to live in peace and harmony with you, the Pi Fan Club. All we ask is that you admit that tau is better than pi in every way imaginable, and that you have brought eternal shame on your families for ever believing otherwise.
Signed,
Somebody the Vibrant of the Electricity Realm,
The Leader and Head Zealot of the Tau Cult.
Happy? |:P
(May 4, 2015 - 7:42 pm)
I AM NOT HAPPY!!
P.S. We are not a club. We are now a country, which is way better than a cult.
(May 5, 2015 - 8:10 pm)
Dear people of Piland,
The time has come to go to war. To defend to fair name of Pi and all it stands for.
To defeat the lunitics that threaten our way of life in Piland.
I write this with a heavy heart, but I will do my duty to Piland, to defend her with my life.
You, the people of Piland must take up arms in the name of Pi, for it is what we, stand for.
Some of us may not see the end of this war, but do not despair, but remember what you fight for.
So march on, for Pi, all for Pi.
FOR PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours in war and in Pi,
Shadow Dragon,
General of the Piland army
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am the General of the army, Cayke, you can be the Colonel, Pinki Winki Dinki, whom I shall call P.W.D.can be the Major, Danie can be the Captain, Squeak, would you mind if you where a Private? We just need someone to order around. Cyclone is my secratary. Oh yes, I almost forgot, Silvery is the Messenger.
P.S. If you don't like your rank, tell me and I might change it.
P.P.S. Cayke, is your AE with us?
P.P.P.S. You can not desert to Piland army.
P.P.P.P.S. You must now address me as General Shadow.
(May 4, 2015 - 9:20 pm)
Zealots of the Tau Cult, listen close.
The time is come for war. We shall defend our faith with our lives. We will die or cleanse this earth of pi's influence, whichever comes first.
But first, we must burn an offering to ViHart.
Zealot Shifting, the offering.
*stack of notebooks is summoned*
Zealot Volcano, send it.
*stack of notebooks is set aflame*
O ViHart, Almighty Goddess of Tau, Doodling and Music! We pray you accept this offer, and help us in victory on the battlefield! Please, help us destroy the Pilanders!
Tau.
6.2831853071795864769252867.
Down with pi. Tau...
...shall rise.
All: *chanting* Down with pi! Tau shall rise! Down with pi! Tau shall rise! DOWN WITH PI! TAU SHALL RISE! DOWN WITH PI!! TAU SHALL RISE!! DOWN WITH PI!!! TAU SHALL...
Somebody: *exhales* ...rise.
(May 4, 2015 - 11:15 pm)
τ SHALL BE DEFEATED!! π SHALL WIN!!! And yes, MY ALTER EGO IS IN!!!
Chaosie: I will throw π pies!!
(May 5, 2015 - 3:32 pm)
Ok. Chaoise can be the Sergeant.
(May 5, 2015 - 8:12 pm)
*Tau zealots glanced at each other*
You DO realize that pi is only 1/2 a pie? We will be throwing tau. That's whole pies. You will be throwing pi. Those are half pies. I think it's pretty obvious that Tau is twice as powerful.
(May 5, 2015 - 9:25 pm)
Hello, somebody, this is amazing kitty saying, I am on your side!
Tau will rule FOREVER.
(May 6, 2015 - 5:59 pm)
Amazing, are you who I think you are?
(May 6, 2015 - 7:17 pm)
Oh, wait. I just relised P.W.D. is on the Anti- Pi side. Sorry, P.W.D.
Cyclone: Rwfy
General Shadow: Ruffy? We don't have any dogs.
(May 6, 2015 - 5:21 pm)
HAHAHAHAH, YOU PI LOVERS ONLY ACCEPT IT BECAUSE YOU CANNOT SEE THE TRUE ULTIMATE POWER: ...donuts!
*ISBOSPFOP glares*
Er... I mean, Tau!
[H.A.B.] Ya know what, just to oppose you, I side with S.D. and Co.! Pi always will be and always has been infinite and amazing! You will perish!
[Spyro] Noooo! You dare side against me? Then you fall with them!
(May 5, 2015 - 6:59 pm)
Yes, it is only half a pie, BUT WHO SAYS THAT MAKES IT WEAK??? It is actually stronger, because their size makes them easier to throw and keep!! HA!! And, H.A.B., you made the correct choice. Now, FOR NARNIA!!! Oooopppsss, I mean, FOR PI!!!
(May 6, 2015 - 11:45 am)
I am correct. The filling will leak out.
(May 6, 2015 - 5:45 pm)
That makes it more effective. Instead of having to wait for the pie to hit a target before the filling gets out, the filling is already out and wreaking chaos on the Tau Cult.
(May 7, 2015 - 5:23 pm)
Um, no. Besides, we're too fast or too high to be hit with pie filling like that. And we're the ones with the you-know-what that worked in WWII....
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(May 7, 2015 - 6:40 pm)