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LAST TO POST

LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!! 

submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)

Oh my candy bars, your music just shut down my music! 

*says in a British accent because I want to* That is so incredibly rude! 

hmph. 
At least I am currently winning...
submitted by Periwinkle, age Pi, Anywhere, I don’t care
(August 31, 2022 - 6:41 am)

My turn to pick! Oooo pick reminds me of pickles... 

*rummages for a pickle, finds one, and starts munching away* 

YYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM 

submitted by Lord of the shadows, In the green fields
(September 1, 2022 - 4:48 pm)

Could not care less about pickles at the moment. *haughty sniff*

Cucumbers, however, are all the rage in Paris right now. The fashion. *creates crown made of cucumbers*

. . . why did I think this was a good idea? *sighs at the failure of fashion and eats cucumber crown* 

It needs salt, but it will suffice. *haughty sniff* 

submitted by Darkling, Paris
(September 5, 2022 - 11:05 pm)

Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in vinegar 

*makes a crown of zucchini* 

submitted by Darkvine , Winning
(September 7, 2022 - 8:58 pm)

*shudders in horror*

Zuchinni should not exist. Even when stuck in an oreo instead of the white filling. (It's disgusting. Believe me, I've tried it. Oreos do not posess the powers to make zuchinni better. Unfortunately.)

*creates oreo crown*

*eats oreo crown*

Oreos are better to eat than to crown. But I WILL have a crown.

*creates synthetic oreo crown*

submitted by Hex
(September 9, 2022 - 3:57 pm)

Oh yes! Oreos are very good! In fact, I should make a palace out of oreos and dark magic. No one will ever be able to destroy the two most powerful things in the world combined!

(while I'm at it I'll take the role of last to post and a jar of pickles) 

submitted by Lord of the shadows, In the green fields
(September 9, 2022 - 6:44 pm)

You mean a jar of cucumbers that happens to have vinegar in it.

submitted by Darkling , Concession stand? Nope
(September 9, 2022 - 9:46 pm)

I WIN

submitted by Cali R., age 12, Everywhere
(September 10, 2022 - 11:27 am)

Maybe it's a jar of vinegar that happens to have cucumbers in it. Such are the mysteries of life. 

submitted by Hex
(September 10, 2022 - 1:46 pm)

ZUCHINNE

*proceeds to make noodles out of zucchini* (it's a real thing, it's called Zoodles) 

(My backyard is being literally taken over by zucchini and cucumbers)

submitted by Darkvine
(September 10, 2022 - 2:18 pm)

Ah yes, zoodles

*casually takes winning position* 

submitted by Lord of the shadows, In the green fields
(September 10, 2022 - 3:39 pm)

Spaghetti made of zucchini? Mmm...

submitted by Cali R., age 12, Everywhere
(September 10, 2022 - 3:43 pm)

*makes 20-foot long zoodle and spells I WIN in cursive with it*

I WIN

(for now) 

submitted by Darkvine
(September 10, 2022 - 9:10 pm)

OUT WITH THE ZOODLES! I swear, I'm going to get oodles of zoodle nightmares.

That is something that I do not want happen.

Therefore, I will throw you into the abyss-that-is-not-bottomless-because-it-has-a-bottom. And I will change the name of the abyss to the Igneus Abyss because igneus means fire in latin, also because it will be hard to pronounce (but less annoying than "the abyss-that-is-not-bottomless-because-it-has-a-bottom) when you are screaming for help after being thrown in the Igneus Abyss.

Toodles! *throws Darkvine and zoodles into the igneus abyss* 

submitted by Hex
(September 10, 2022 - 9:24 pm)

This is one of the most hilarious threads I've seen, I love the pickle discussion. However. That does not stop me from magicking a beautiful ivory throne and sitting on it while Hex and Darkvine are happily thinking about zoodles:) *evil laugh*

submitted by Poinsettia, age Victorious, Winning
(September 11, 2022 - 9:59 am)