Usually I would think of some weird (and in this case pig-centric) reply, but I think I would rather sleep right now. Indefinitely. Or until my alarm goes off at 6:30 tomorrow morning. I think I need a sledgehammer for my alarm clock, but don't tell it that, it might stage a mutiny and then where would I be? 

All this is chaos, and we are not going anywhere. I shall become queen and restore everything to order and happiness once again, and everyone will be so happy that no one will wish to dethrone me. *wicked laugh*

To accomplish this wonderful kingdom, you must all agree to comply with a few rules.

Rule #1: No one can dethrone me.

Rule #2: Alarm clocks are sure to read this thread too, you know! We must not risk hurting their feelings.

Rule #3: We must all be very happy and grateful to ME.

Ha ha!

*coughs*

Rule #4: Rules are overrated, don't bother listening to those last three, and let's face it, everything is really just cherry pie if you think about it long enough. 

Winning ;)

Hi!

I'm unfortunately sorry to say before you made those rules I smashed your magical amethysts, along with the crown. I think I put them in one of the zoodles or something, but then again, I remember it landing in the Sahara Desert or something. Or maybe it was Timbuktu. Or maybe even Hawaii! Well. I don't know where they are, for all I know they could be in the Gulf of Mexico. Also this thread is ESPECIALLY for breaking rules! Farewell, Amethyst. *reveals magical amethysts* ground to powder.*

I've hidden the powder in MANY places. I, who am not as cruel as Amethyst, will become queen instead. But my name will be Queen Soon-not-to-be, as I know something will happen. I do not create any rules, for I will soon be dethroned, as I know. Here's a hint, Amethyst. I transported a lot of the powder to Saturn. It lies on the ring.

I am fed up with zoodles and cannot tolerate them anymore. 

*creates giant forcefield around all CBers.*

*creates giant forcefield around throne and crown.*

I win. (And...NO. MORE. ZOODLES. THANK YOU.)

hey

nice forcefield

would really be a shame if you didn't make it immortal to cupcakes

oh no :(

*"drops" cupcake*

well that's unfortunate, it was a good forcefield.

*"drops" a few more cupcakes*

it's really just terrible luck. 

hmm

oh and what's this? yes it seems as though your crown and throne have fallen into the void of blackness.

if it makes you feel better, I'm winning and everyone gets free cupcakes. Except I'm out of cupcakes now, so no cupcakes. 

Well I really don't need a crown, especially since, fundamentally, I'm an American and believe in democracy. Therefore, I shall become not queen, but president. Except there were no elections ha ha. However, I rule by the will of the people and all that sort of thing, therefore I am, once again, invincible.

Well... I like the idea of being queen better.

Especially since, although no one remembers, the throne we are all taking turns in was Made by Me! Go back a few pages and you'll see that I magicked it... it's made of ivory. It's fallen into the void of blackness though (whoops.)

However... *whips piece of paper out of pocket and reads aloud triumphantly* "This throne was made by her Majesty Queen Poinsettia, and therefore belongs to her forever according to Law #1 of Last-to-Post Land."  That's the warranty that came with the throne. So, even though it's apparently vanished *peers into void and sighs, then hastily stands back* I still claim it!

Is it the last person to post or the bottom comment on the thread?

*marches into throne room* sigh. I guess I'll have to take over again.

*changes the computer theme to black and neon green*

WINNINGGGG  

Haha! Been here for two days and I'm already in first place! (Yay me)