LAST TO POST

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LAST TO POST

LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!! 

submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)

Hello again. 

This kingdom is in much turmoil. 

I suppose it must stop sometime. 

But when?  

submitted by Eclipse, Mainframe database
(September 16, 2022 - 8:53 pm)

Well that president idea didn't seem to work too well. So I suppose I shall have to give up the idea of democracy and to back to being a queen. *tragic sigh* *cheers up* But that means I shan't have to bother about elections!

You're quite right, Eclipse. The kingdom is (was) in turmoil. But now it is not!! Because now I am here again, I have made a new throne (it really is too much bother to get the old one out of the void of darkness) and am now ruler!!!!! Therefore, there shall be order and happiness for a while (until somebody pushes me off the throne).

submitted by Amethyst, age many years, Arendelle
(September 17, 2022 - 9:06 am)

*pushes Amethyst off the throne*

submitted by Hex
(September 17, 2022 - 10:40 am)

Well that was quick.

What if I don't use a throne or a crown? That way no one can dethrone or decrown me!

Behold the uses of Logic.

And I'm queen again!

submitted by Amethyst, age many years, Arendelle
(September 17, 2022 - 12:12 pm)

But if I have the crown then I'm more queen than you!

submitted by Hex
(September 17, 2022 - 12:54 pm)

No. Who said you were the queen anyway? And who said you had the crown? And we don't need crowns to be the queen. We just need to post last.

submitted by Amethyst
(September 17, 2022 - 1:42 pm)

I said I was the queen. And I don't need a crown to win, but the people like to gossip, so I'm going to give them something to gossip about. They can say "Oh, doesn't the queen look fantastic and fabulous and oh I wish I had a crown like hers! It's wonderful and how I adore the look!" And they'll like me, their crowned ruler much better than their un-crowned previous ruler and they'll keep me in this wonderful democracy that is life, because of course I'm not mind controlling anyone! So you see, crowns make you queen.

submitted by Hex
(September 17, 2022 - 3:48 pm)

I love this! Sooo much fun to jus be the last post to be the winner!

submitted by Hawkstar, age 13, ThunderClan Camp
(September 17, 2022 - 3:20 pm)

*makes a crown out of sticks dipped in the River Styx*

aha this crown is indestructible- 

submitted by Darkvine, Greek mythology
(September 20, 2022 - 8:26 am)

But you are not.

*takes crown*

*pushes Darkvine into the Igneous Abyss*

submitted by Hex
(September 20, 2022 - 12:23 pm)

Is it? Well as it turns out I am Persephone in disguise.
And as my darling husband is God of the Underworld, I suppose he
controls the River Styx too. Therefore, as that crown has been dipped in
it, it belongs to me. Thank you!

*takes crown*

(My CAPTCHA has a cold. It says zknfi [sniffy])

submitted by Amethyst, age immortal, Hades
(September 20, 2022 - 6:36 pm)

Uh, no. I think I'll just steal, ahem, borrow that indesructible crown, K?

submitted by Hawkstar, age 13, ThunderClan Camp
(September 20, 2022 - 3:04 pm)

I am back and I have snatched the indestructible crown! And I-

*SPLASH*

Am currently swimming in the river styx. Oh well, I had a good life  

submitted by Lord of the shadows , Taking a swim
(September 20, 2022 - 3:11 pm)

WINNING!!!!!!!

submitted by AVA
(September 20, 2022 - 5:43 pm)

WONNING!

Past tense of winning. Obviously. 

submitted by Hex
(September 20, 2022 - 10:36 pm)