Oh no! This crown is INVINCIBLE!

*points to the portal*

Look, oh what is that?

*boba crown comes shooting out of the portal, unharmed*

At your attempt, I grant you permission to wear the crown, Peri.

MWAHAHAHA!

*cackles evilly because a million boba crowns have appeared in front of Peri*

Good luck! There is no way to tell which is the real boba crown! 

*activate Philosopher mode*

Well, does it really matter if only one of them is real? I mean, what defines real? If there's millions of them, the boba crown no longer feels special or particularly valuable because everyone can have one. You have just ruined the uniqueness of the boba crown. And this isn't a decision you can go back on. In this big, gray world, it is so hard to stand out. And now the boba crown is just another representation of that. That would mean the boba crown, too, is an illusion, just as everything in this world is, because nothing lasts forever and eventually comes a point where you must accept that everything we love and feel has value no longer means anything. And that would mean that all of these boba crowns are now worthless, regardless of which is the real one, and you have just ended your reign as Queen. 

Sorry. 

Now enter... My AEs!

*throws cupcakes at everyone*

/Woohoo! CUPCAKE WARRRRRR\

*~Now surely there's an easier way to settle this-~*

*Nope!* 

;We'reeeee WINNING! ;);

So, according to my research, in a multiplying-boba-philosophy event such as that, we must accord with the laws of The Universe; which I will quote here: "In harmony with Ordinance 10,462, if an instance of a sudden unprecedented multiplication of circles of boba, or 'crowns', occurs, followed by a long philosophical questioning thereof, it is undeniably necessary that the aforementioned boba 'crowns' shall be banned entirely from that timeline, as their very existence threatens the space-time continuum." 

Once more I must remind you all that MysteriousHood made the rules of this thread, therefore we cannot break the rules and it does not matter who has the boba crown (Unless. They want to eat it).

But now that MysteriousHood is no longer winning, I will make the rules, because I am the last person to post and am therefore the empress of this thread.

Rule 1. Nobody can post after me.

And, since I am the empress of this thread you can't steal the throne and you must find another way to win without posting here. So there.

Wait a minute. That's just a rule; nobody has to obey it.

Rule 2. Anyone who posts after this will lose any ability to make rules or crowns or whatever. So then you would just automatically forfeit the title of winner to me.

*cackles evilly* 

See if you can snatch the throne NOW. 

*Snatches throne*

Well, would ya look at that! 

*Creates Brand-Spanking-New Crown of Crownliness And Also Spiders*

Double well, would ya DOUBLE look at that!

Also yes that is the crown's entire title and you don't want it on your head it's made of spiders so maybe just look at it instead 

hmm

*lifts throne*

ugh this thing is HEAVY

*throws throne into portal of blackness*

oh, were darkling and their crown still on it? oh well, they'll probably be fine. 

winning :)

I like voids, actually. They're my comfort space. Endless space.

And I'm perfectly fine, thanks for asking. Winning, in fact. *Strokes pet tarantula* 

*sighs dramatically*

no matter how many times I try to fix this up nicely for myself, YOU all always spoil it.