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Hello, everynyaa. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: Oh maw gosh!
Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things..... Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!
Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....
-Cluny the Scourge
submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
Answers to your questions:
1) SC? Shade Chase? Not sure what you are talking about.
2) Your name is... Malkiss if you are really a girl and Luca's Z form if you are a boy. Water chestnuts. And please, please don't kidnap Red and make me have to do all manner of rather dangerous and magical things to get Red back alive. (*cough, cough Malkiss cough, cough*)
3) You think lemmings are mildly cute but you think that invading with lemmings is pretty silly, something you do just to prove it can be done. (like beating the Elite 4 with one Magikarp)
4) You hate it. Like me.
5) Because you are Malkiss. Like I said. And as soon as I find the orb of imagination, you intend to either capture Red or else someone dear to me, to give up the orb of imagination so you can destroy the world. As if I didn't have enough enemies already (*grumble,grumble*)
6) Because you, Malkiss, want to destroy everything. You want to begin anew. You want to have all the worlds ever created or will be created obliterated so you can start again as the Creator. The Creator. Millions of worlds built by you. You're jealous of me, Malkiss. Admit it. I've created so many worlds. You hate me and you are biding your time. But I can feel you moving, Malkiss. You intend to start the biggest war that will destroy all. But you.
7) Because if he brings a lunch to school, the world will end, and you with it. Because we are all figments of his imagination. He is the ultimate Creator you cannot create. Because he's a vampire, even more bloodthirsty than Luca.
8) Flying on dragon.
9) On Mars. They found the Meat there, too. And Obama's birth certificate. At least according to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
10) Because it hasn't happened yet. You're woking on it. I've been hearing them more. The voices who are all my characters. They've been speaking in Japanese now, which hasn't really bothered me that much, but what does scare me is that the only thing they say in English now is "I'm scared, Curie." They've all been saying it. More and more. Always Curie, never my real name. Never any of my other names. Malkiss has been appearing every night, kidnapping Red and making me undergo all kinds of trouble. And I haven't even written Malkiss. She just started appearing in my dreams all of a sudden. I could tell something had been wrong for a while now. But I didn't know what. And here's the thing: I'm terrified of Malkiss. I'm terrified of myself and the power I have in my imagination. Curie is very scared.
(September 7, 2012 - 7:42 pm)
Correct answers:
1. High Queen Supreme Commander SC Talorian Pracea Sairell Bray Saurini Drom Lornell Rhaiser-Chase of Narnia, of course.
2. Wrong, but Malkiss is cool. I can deal with Malkiss. And I really am a girl.
3. Precisely. Lemmings are like baby squirrels.
4. Of course. I like Scottish boys better than British and Irish ones.
5. Mostly right. But I also send nightmares to your brain because it's FUN!!!
6. I believe in the multiverse theory because it means that somewhere, I have been transfered into a cyborg body and am living free and independent of you. And it also means that I'm wreaking havoc on the planet's population.
7. I don't know why I'm afraid of the Gollum. I am MALKISS. I should not be afraid of the Gollum. But the Gollum scares me anyway. *shivers*
8. My three preferred modes of transportation are dragons, the TARDIS, and cyborgs.
9. Waldo is everywhere. Waldo is nowhere. They can't have found Waldo. Not even the wise people on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. The only person who can find Waldo is Chuck Norris.
10. It appears that your characters have noticed my efforts and reported them to you. I shall have to put a stop to that. And the real reason that I haven't sent you into a catatonic state is because there is currently a civil war between your subconscious manifestations. They may be small and weak, but they are causing a bit of a disturbance.
Also, I haven't destroyed you because I'm your subconscious, silly.
(September 7, 2012 - 9:20 pm)
You aren't Malkiss. You don't feel like Malkiss or sound like her at all. So now I am kind of mad because you are trying to scare me. And it almost worked. But then I read what you wrote and new you were lying. You aren't Malkiss. So you don't need to pretend.
(September 7, 2012 - 10:36 pm)
Are you sure, dearie?
(September 8, 2012 - 6:26 pm)
"Dearie"? Are you trying to sound like a grandma? The kind who is really a witch? cause, um, that's not Malkiss either....
(September 8, 2012 - 9:46 pm)
Enough said. Sakura has left you something rather important. I'm tempted to see how well you do.
(September 6, 2012 - 5:12 pm)
Wow, this is fun to read.
SC, please hurry up and write some kind of conquest scene. YOU ARE OUR LEADER.
(September 8, 2012 - 1:45 pm)
Invasion time!
Troop info (copied and pasted from email from Sakura):
As of now we have 16,793,223,289 lemmings. Yay. For Enackrans, we have Mag (her time off is over), Gridj, Luca, Sinthi, Brun, Amarelle, Kervish, Thurkathol, Lina (Hope she doesn't get hurt), and Jenny (haha, Jason hasn't been invited at all). What are the humans going to be doing during the invasion, you ask? Serving as messangers between California, Enackra, and Manitoba. Stuart and Spaz (the chinchillas) will also have a telepathic connection opened up so messages can get around easier. In addition, Sakura, Ani, Blue, Sage, and Pochi have agreed to come and cause havo and make things explode. In Enackra, 102 magicians are taking turns to care for lemmings well being at groups of 45 at a time (the other 12 are extras for when nessesary). Teams are as follows: Team E (for explosion) Luca, Sinthi, Ani Team ME (for magical effects or Maine) Gridj, Mag, Sakura, Sage Team D(for dragon) Kervish, Thurkathol, 37 other dragons Team C (for communication) Lina, Jenny, Stuart, Spaz, Red, Gidicott (one of the magiciains) Team H (for havoc) Blue, Amarelle, Brun Team L (for lemming) all of the lemmings, and Pochi leading. And that is all.
Hokay, we are invading Manitoba. So at 5:16 Central time all of Team L will stream into Manitoba and run around while heading for the capitol, Winnipeg. At 5:17 the other teams will enter, except for team C, which will stay at their appointed locations (guess what? I'm listening to Mission right now. Odlly appropriate ). When the teams arrive at the capitol, Team L will try to get into as much as they can. Team E will do their best to cause as many explosions as possible (which they have no trouble with) while NOT HURTING ANYONE. NO BUTS. (which they have trouble with. Team ME will put out the fires shortly after the fact and willcause several rather intresting things to happen, such as making incredibly powerful dragons that have no resemblence to Haku from Spirited Away whatsoever, and making dementors and snakes swoop around. Well, snakes don't swoop, but you know what I mean. They will also provide several other special effects that have no resmblence from that one scene in Pom Poko when they go to the town, whatsoever. Team H will do what they do best: cause havoc. Meaning Amarelle will sprout horns and fangs and go after people with frying pans, Blue will pop up in increasingly random places singing increasingly random stuff, and Brun will quote a half milion things. Probably there will be some To Kill a Mockingbird quotes. And the dragons will swoop around and generally cause chaos. Sakura C. will probably turn into a dragon and come to Canada to over see the operation. And at 9:18 Sakura C. will teleport in the capitol building and threaten a mass Sugarbowling (Sugarbowling is now a word) if command of Manitoba is not handed over quickly. Hooray for conquest! And at 3:01 pacific time the captcha says muwe.
(September 8, 2012 - 5:01 pm)
Because SC has been not posting things, I am going to move to Spain for awhile. (Ole!)
A quote from an e-mail conversation that has... something to do with this.
Me: I want to ask my brain what exactly is going through it at this time.
O-chan*: Ninjas! Ninjas are going through your brain!
Me: Ninjas did not live in Elizabethan England. And if they did, they were Very Good Ninjas Indeed.
O-chan: I cracked at "Elizabethan England", and didn't really read the rest of that.
Me: Well, they're kind of like, "Good day, sir! Oh noes, sir is dead! *makes speedy escape to Spain*"
O-chan: Why Spain?
Me: I don't know. Spain was exotic and cool in that time.
O-chan: I just got this image in my head of Spain saying to Romano, "Did you hear that? I'm exotic and cool!"
END.
*Her real name is Olivia, but everybody calls her O-chan for no apparent reason. She's also a Hetalia fan, obviously.
Somebody talk about how I conquered Spain amazingly!
(September 9, 2012 - 7:03 pm)
Wait, wait, wait. Why are you conquering so fast? That's ridiculous. I think you are underestimating the country's size.
(September 9, 2012 - 8:14 pm)
Britain was handed over relatively easily. I want to do Spain next.
(September 12, 2012 - 4:34 pm)
And there has already been one mention of Chuck Norris. This has been a Melody report. *cue the ESPN tag*
(September 10, 2012 - 5:26 pm)
R: Invasion time! Rush music: check! Leador and advisor present: check! Let's begin!
S: As usual, your troop info. Lemmingwise, 75 fell off a cliff and 98 were otherwise harmed (why 98?) Not so good. Pochi also broke a leg (ow) and so did the girl who sits at my table in Japanese, but we are moving seats and now I have to sit next to my exrival and archenemy (one of them, that is). But I'm digressing. A lot. A three year old girl got a small burn, but it wasn't serious, and Mag fortunately had some salve with her. The three year old is fine, we checked into that personally. No demons ate anyone, though one of Ani's wings (when she transformed to the halfway stage) got a rather nasty tear. Fortunatly, Luca knows much about bandaging torn wings and took care of that, much to Amarelle's displeasure. That is your accident report.
R: Okay, our goal now is Quebec. I know we've been continuing in a eastern fashion, but we are skipping Ontario for now and will go back to it when we own all of Canada. Capture Ottawa last. Oh by the way, SilverWing, I have a question: Why is the abbreviation of Quebec PQ? That makes no sense at all. There is no P in Quebec and there is no other province or state that even has a Q in its abbreviation. Is Q some kind of taboo letter? You can't start an abbreviation with it? Okay, continuing on.
S: The team idea worked well, so we are going to continue with that. Minor changes: Because Pochi broke his leg, he is going to sit in his tent and complain loudly and make the one lemming we alloted to him as a servant rush about on all kind of impossible errands and make the leaders of this campaign bang their fists on a table and say for the last time, Pochi, we have no strawberry cordial; why would we carry strawberry cordial with us, do you think this is some kind of Redwall picnic? and Luca is going to lead the lemmings and hopefully he won't explode for once (fat chance of that). We are also receiving 49 new dragons and 57 more demons for a grand total of 87 dragons, 59 demons, and 16,793,223,116 lemmings. Team D&D has formed (for demons and dragons, I know what you're thinking) that contains all of the demons and all of the dragons and Kervish. Sinthi is going to join team Maine.
R: I just had another random epiphany of what SC can stand for.
S: Oh great.
R: Shugo Chara!
S: I apologize for you having to read about this dolt, who I have just whacked in the head with my planner. Continuing on, the conquest 8:15 eastern time. That is when the lemmings will all go into a teleporter so conveniently located so they will all come out in Quebec. They will do the usual lemming drill. The teams will follow after the lemmings and do the usual.
R: This time Team ME will create several giant moose to run around town (Sinthi's project), cause several invisible barriers to appear around town (but not on roads, and they will move around, too, Sakura and Sage will do that), there will also be several giant snakes whose only job will be to slither around and cause more confusion (by Gridj, of course). Mag will attempt to ensure everyone's safety. The others will help with that. And at 10:59 Sakura is going to do the honors of making sure that control of Quebec is handed over.
S: There's a teleporter at the school by my house, we might pop in to watch the show at some point. I've always kind of wanted to see Quebec City, I've seen some really pretty pictures.
R: Well, that's about it! See you all later! Oh, the captcha says eagg! It agrees about the shugo Chara thing!
With no Canadian background, I'm going to venture a guess that PQ stands for Province of Quebec to differentiate it from the City of Quebec. I think there is a Quebec City.
Admin
(September 10, 2012 - 6:32 pm)
Oh, that makes sense.
(September 10, 2012 - 8:04 pm)
Okay, the invasion should be over by now. Quebec is now under Red's control. The province, that is, not the city. Though the city is too. It's amazing how easy it is to persuade people with 17 billion lemmings, a handful of nurikabes, several giant moose, lots of dragons and demons, several sharp swords, and a pack of magicians. Now you may quote me on that. (As in: SC performs a flawless campaign wih all of said creatures and snarkily remarks said quote.) And I didn't have to use the Sugarbowl (which is recieving quite a reputation). 38 lemmings fell off a cliff (why does Canada have so many cliffs?) but otherwise, everyone is okay. The demons are annoyed that they can't eat anyone and had to be threatened with the Sugarbowl, so now they are sulking around the tent. We finally managed to procure some strawberry cordial for Pochi (seriously, Red, that is world's stupidest name) and he had the chutzpah to ask for cookies afterwards. He got his lemming servant privileges removed. So now he is sulking. Again. The lemmings have been fed, thanks to the magicians in Enackra. The dragons raided the fridge and found some tomatoes (private joke for Red). Several other various magicians provided more food for them. The demons were shooed back to their own world and told to please, please, don't destroy the human population, and come back soon. So the whole army is settled and everything is accounted for. Yay.
(September 10, 2012 - 10:51 pm)