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Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things..... Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!
Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....
-Cluny the Scourge
submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
@ SC: Ooh. It looks like there are only two lieutenants of mischief as of now. Can I be the fourth? Gender balances are important. Or at least, you need to have one guy.
(August 27, 2012 - 7:38 pm)
Hello Red. I'm Gigi, and I'll apologize in advance for not showing up here to introduce myself sooner.
So anyway, hi, and hi to everyone else! :)
(August 28, 2012 - 7:07 am)
Yeah, Narnia. I am High Queen, and then there's Tiffany W., Quintus, and you. 4 thrones, one High Queen, three lieutenants in mischief. Gender balances are very important. hinthint RED. Recruit some girls. Unless Sakura C. is a girl. Which Sakura C. won't tell us.
Yes, I am a manifestation of Sakura C.'s subconcious and I took on the initials SC and then I developed my own personality and destroy Sakura C.'s and Red's and Silverwing's Canadian empire.
(August 28, 2012 - 7:56 pm)
Ack! I realized that I forgot Alexandra! I'm so sorry!
Well, now there are five thrones in Cair Paravel. Narnia's mine, so now it's just gonna have to work with me.
(August 28, 2012 - 9:33 pm)
Why would I tell you? That would make it too easy. And that would ruin the experiment.
Plus, you are not a manifestation of my subconcious unless your real name is Luca, in which case I willl send you a present: water chesnuts.
(August 29, 2012 - 8:11 pm)
You know, I actually just put out a call for everyone, but you appear to be popular and I will never achieve popularity, so only two people have joined. I did put a call for boys at the beggining,but that was because we were no longer being a minority, and calling for girls (the majority) wouldn't have made any sense.
(August 30, 2012 - 8:55 am)
The conquest of Britain has begun as plotted.
SC: Hello, Mr. Prime Minister, can we take over?
PM: Haha no.
SC: Well, it was worth a shot. Quintus?
Quintus: I have Albus Dumbledore, Sherlock Holmes, the Doctor, and the Architect under my unwavering control. Give up or be smacked with a sonic screwdriver.
PM: Eh...
Tiffany W.: Dragons! I have dragons! Don't forget the dragons!
PM: Well, okay?
SC: And thus we have staged a fantastic coup.
(August 28, 2012 - 10:10 am)
What? You got England that easily? Did you storm the city and surrounding country side with a massive amount of troops? Did you threaten the prime minister with something incredibly dangerous, like a dragon ready to torch the Yukon, or the Sugarbowl of Doom? What is so amazing about a sonic screwdiver? Tsk. I do not approve of your tactics. The captcha says maku. Well, of course, I can't make you do anything, but you really should be more realistic.
(August 28, 2012 - 7:51 pm)
That was the press release version.
And you, obviously, have never encountered the sheer awesomness and power that is The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.
All the complicated stuff:
SC-
SC stood precariously balanced on top of dragon (generously provided by Tiffany W.) 15000 feet in the air and surveyed London. What an interesting city. Interesting taste in Olympic closing ceremonies.
"Tiffany W.," SC said with a crazed glint in her eye, "find Albus Dumbledore. He should currently be in Hogwarts. Follow the Hogwarts Express line east. Find him, and use your Extranei and dragons to convince him. Use your charismatic skill thingies."
"Charismatic skill thingies?" Tiffany W. asked sarcastically.
"Yeah. Those things. Make a pretty speech, stuff like that. Bonus if you can recruit any Slytherins."
"Gryffindors."
"Slytherins."
"Ghosts," Zach L. said. "I want to meet Peeves."
"Anyway," SC said. "Recruit. Go. Don't Forget To Be Awesome. Darling Fetch the Battle Axe. DFTBA. Good luck, lieutenant."
"I'm always awesome," and Tiffany W. flew off on a great big dragon, and SC was momentairly jealous. It wasn't fair. Tiffany W. could stand on a dragon while it was flying. SC couldn't. Life was unfair.
"Quintus," SC said to the Protector of Caleveicia, "find the Architect. I don't know where to find him. Use the Captchas to track him down. Convince him. Use whatever means necessary. On your way, wreak havoc on the population using all your 849 Coal Collectors, Monday's Noon (formerly Dusk), 14 Thesauruses, 212 sailors of the Border Sea, the pirate Feverfew, Dr. Scamandros, Thursday's Dawn, 384 Soldiers of the House, Friday's Dusk, 502 Sorcerers of Lady Saturday, 5 Internal Auditors (eep), 53 Winged Servants of the Night, 47 Raised Rats, and 34 Piper's children. Good luck, lieutenant."
Quintus flew off on a Winged Servant of the Night. Random things began descending periodically on London.
"Zach L.," SC said. "This is very important. You must convince Sherlock Holmes. He is the key to everything. Using him, when can figure out Red's greatest weakness. Sherlock is everything. Plus looks great in that hat of his. We need Sherlock, Zach L. Please convince him. Good luck, lieutenant."
And off the third lieutenant went.
"Alexandra," SC said. "This is an important secret that you must share with no one else. The Queen of England is a zombie. So is Prince Charles. William and Kate and Harry are all zombies too."
"You're wrong," Alexandra said bluntly.
SC was taken aback. "What?"
"William and Kate are vampires, Harry's a werewolf."
"...oh. Well, anyway, your job is to make sure that they are contained and taken hostage. Then proceed to Torchwood-"
"Torchwood?"
"Uh...Cardiff. Set off magical timespace explosives. Then please come help me with the Doctor. He might decide that I should be dropped off on Raxacoricofallapatorius. Good luck, Lieutenant."
The last lieutenant went off.
SC shook her fist at a blue sky. "BARROWMAN!" Then she flew off on her dragon, her sky pirateships manned by the Defiers, the Shadows, and the Thieves. A few Extranei helped the ships along as well. The ninjas could not be seen because they were ninjas.
"FOR NARNIA! ALLONS-Y!" she yelled, off to Scotland to find the 10th Doctor and his blue box.
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Later
"Hello, Mr. Prime Minister. Can we take over?" SC asked sweetly.
The PM laughed. "No."
"Well, it was worth a shot. Quintus?"
"I have Albus Dumbledore, Sherlock Holmes, the Doctor, and the Architect under my unwavering control. Give up or be smacked with a sonic screwdriver."
"Uh..."
"Dragons," Tiffany W. laughed evilly. "I have dragons! Don't forget the dragons!"
"Well, okay?" the PM said, nervously eyeing the sky. SC knew he was thinking of the downfall of Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
"And thus," SC said triumphantly. "We have staged a fantastic coup!"
She smiled, and sent a messenger from the ranks who looked a bit like Mary Poppins. She gave her a message, and sent her over the Atlantic with a message:
It said, quite simply, in SC's own handwriting in thick black sharpie:
That all you got, Ruby?
_________________
That was what really happened.
(August 28, 2012 - 9:58 pm)
Um... Note:
The Architect is (was?) a girl, until Arthur did the whole "Heir of the House" thing, so I guess you're good on that, unless somebody has not read Lord Sunday, in which you would be incorrect on the Architect's gender.
It is not possible to ride a Winged Servant of the Night, unless you wish to have your organs rearranged.
Yeah!
(August 29, 2012 - 4:10 pm)
Yeah, I kind of googled it and the Wikipedia said it was someone from the Matrix movies.
(August 29, 2012 - 8:53 pm)
Huh? No. Keys to the Kingdom.
(August 30, 2012 - 9:31 am)
By Ruby, do you mean me?
(August 31, 2012 - 8:57 pm)
Ruby Red.
(August 31, 2012 - 9:18 pm)
Who/what's Ruby Red?
(September 1, 2012 - 10:55 am)