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Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things..... Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!
Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....
-Cluny the Scourge
submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
Hello Red, I am SC, and if anybody will be leading the lemmings that inhabit the Chatterbox, it will be me. I am willing to begin negotiations for the position of Leading Away the Lemmings Person. My first offer: two virtual cupcakes with virtual icing, choclate or vanilla, whichever you prefer.
Aside from the Leading Away the Lemmings Person problem, I am sure that we can be wonderful friends. Hello I'm SC! I like dragons. I slay dragons now, dragons are cool. I like Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Narnia, sort of LotR, and Twilight (kidding).
On music: Linkin Park, Muse, Coldplay, Chameleon Circuit, Arcade Fire, My Chemical Romance and a lot of soundtracks from tv shows and such.
On the important stuff, like the people in my head: Endeyrory Pracea is my little darling dragon slayer. He's the reason that I like dragons, and the reason that I slay them. Other notable random characters from random writingses: Shade Chase (I stole her initials for my username), Legion from the superhero RP, because he and a character that I haven't created yet have developed into a trilogy plus some, Kyder because he almost won the 34th Hunger Games.
On tv: Doctor Who. Because Bow Ties Are Cool. Falling Skies, Grimm, and Young Justice.
On me: I'm 14, going to be a freshman, I'm a ninja/dragon slayer/zombie exterminator/sky pirate. More than half the time, I end up making boy characters because of gender imbalances.
Now, about those lemmings...
(August 14, 2012 - 6:55 pm)
Those virtual cupcakes are probably virtually poisoned! I deny them both! Plus I already know how to gather and lead lemmings. But thanks for the offer...
(August 15, 2012 - 9:52 am)
Tsk, tsk, tsk, SC. That is not how you take over the world. There is something called tactics. First, you become advisor of the person taking over the world. Then, you put in a awful lot of hard work so that said person can and will take over the world. Once world domination is complete, you set up a stable system of everything this world needs to survive and run efficiently. Then you slowly start advising your person who took over the world for you to make descions that cause public unrest, but not so much to start a rebellion. Then you poison your leader and become new leader of the world, much liked by the public. Of course you don't tell the public what happened but pass it off as some accident and hold some grand funeral. And of course you take over the throne and rule wisely and justly. Don't get ahead of yourself, SC. Slow and steady wins the race.
And people wonder why my friends are so paranoid.
The captcha says frfr.
(August 15, 2012 - 5:20 pm)
Argh! Red has seen through my evil plot and has detected the poison I so secretly placed within my cupcakes! But they were rather nice cupcakes, you know.
Sometimes slow and steady wins the race. Unfortunately, I have shown my hand. I shall now take a more direct approach towards the lemmings.
ATTENTION ALL LEMMINGS OF THE CHATTERBOX:
Come to the dark side, little lemmings. We have unpoisoned cupcakes!
(August 15, 2012 - 6:44 pm)
But... I am the dark side..... Don't trust SC, little lemmings!
(August 15, 2012 - 7:10 pm)
I am not a lemming! I am a... (what am I?) I am a Smeagol! Therefore, I will not join the pack of lemmings, unless they steal my precious *gollum, gollum*
(August 16, 2012 - 8:06 am)
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
(August 15, 2012 - 7:51 pm)
Sakura, Sakura. You tell SC that you have to be subtle...then you blab your plan out to everyone. That's ridiculous. Your own words go against you.
I do not tell people whether or not I plan to dominate the world, and I certainly don't tell everyone how I intend to do it.
(August 16, 2012 - 6:50 pm)
Heh. Heheheh. That's only one of my tactics, silly little lemming. I'm not going to tell you any of the complex ones I would actually use. *shakes head at foolishness* heheheh.
(August 16, 2012 - 7:55 pm)
No, no, no. See, those are words form a Rush song! Words from Rush songs are VERY SPECIAL and must always be put into conversations randomly. ESPECIALLY if the song they are from is 2112. Which these words are. *triumphant*
This Red, however, seems to be a New World Man of the third degree.
(August 17, 2012 - 7:21 am)
I'm hardly noble, but I can win the world (or at least the Chatterbox)! And I'm not weak enough to lose it!
I can feel Sakura reading this and doing a face palm.
The captcha wants its mother as it is saying mami.
(August 17, 2012 - 6:08 pm)
Reeeed. Was that really necessary?
(August 18, 2012 - 9:26 am)
Yes it was.
(August 18, 2012 - 10:44 am)
I listened to a Rush song in the car the other day. It was on a radio station my dad was listening to. It was called "Xanadu". *nods her head in a proud manner*
(August 19, 2012 - 10:33 pm)
*nodding head in approval* Good, good...
WHAT RADIO STATION IS THIS??? Wait. I'm more likely than not not in your area, so disregard this query.
(August 31, 2012 - 7:37 pm)