Hello, everynyaa. How

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hello, everynyaa. How

Hello, everynyaa. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: Oh maw gosh! 

Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things.....  Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!

Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....

 

-Cluny the Scourge 

submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)

Hi everyone, I've received invitations from Silverwing and Red to join them in world-domination, but I must decide very carefully whose team to be on. @Red, I have no problem whatsoever with lemmings, but why use them for war? What are their strengths? Somebody please tell me who's team I should be on.

The captcha says oowa. 'oo wants me on their team?

submitted by Miki G.
(September 24, 2012 - 2:11 pm)

Miki! Please join the lemming side! The lemming side is awesome! The other side could be considered pretty awesome too, but Quintus appears to be the only one posting nowadays. The lemmings are mostly for comedic effect. Bragging rights, as in "I've taken over the world with 16,793,223,951 lemmings". We actually have a good deal of more useful creatures, such as demons, dragons, and all kinds of odd magical people. If you ever have an hour or three of free time, you should go and read the whole thread. I believe it would be quite entertaining. Anyway, Miki, we could always need a new partner in crime, so please, join us in conquest of the world.

submitted by Red, age 13, Canada(leaving soon)
(September 24, 2012 - 5:45 pm)

Fine. I will join Red. gxkz

submitted by Miki G., The Milky Way
(September 24, 2012 - 7:28 pm)

Yay! Thank you, Miki!

submitted by Red, age 13, Over the Pacific
(September 24, 2012 - 10:25 pm)

I will join... High Queen SC's team!!!!

submitted by Ivy
(September 24, 2012 - 5:29 pm)

Red: Here we go! Today: conquest of Japan! Today, however, we are just getting everything to Japan. Combining all the Pokemon from all of my games and cards, all of Sakurakuns, and all of Sakurakun's sister's Pokemon, we wil just have enough. 

Sakura: We could always just teleport in, but that's not classy enough. We are telelporting to California, and then flying in, or swimming in, or teleporting in (psychic pokemon,like abra and espeon; they will send them in later, so evryone will arrive at roughly the same time). Enackra folks, demons, dragons, and various parphernalia will be responsible for themselves and will take as many lemmings as possible. In 16 hours, they will arrive at a secret meeting place offshore of Japan- this litle island called Sharkania (hey, don't laugh, I created when I was 6, and it is awesome. There are volcanoes and sharks and forests and magic.) And at some point tomorrow, the conquest will be written.

Red: Madame Quintus: While you are taking over the U.S., please drive more than 2000 sheep at a time down Los Angeles Drive, videotape the heroic event, and send it to Japan via carrier pigeon. I will send the pigeon back. Also remember: a spirit with a mission is a dream with a vision.

submitted by Red/Sakura C., age 13, Over the Pacific
(September 24, 2012 - 6:18 pm)

Switch mission and vision Red, and you'll get the quote right.

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, Sharkania
(September 25, 2012 - 7:41 pm)

Out of the dirt, the daisy springs, it had its ear to the ground for so long, that it forgot how to talk. Not anymore, it opens its mouth and screams.... CALIFORNIA IS MINE! Then in a quieter voice, it summons, Me, Myself & I, the brave magicians are as powerful as any angered poet can be.

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" Lewis Carroll gave no answer, but WE will, the power of our hand is so great, we can answer that "A raven is like a writing desk because of it's inky quills!". Powerful with anger, the roots of the daisy force themself into the the soil, and within a day, force everyone into submission. They summon the spirits of Home work long not turned in, to scare SC's army away. They are undecided on who to join yet, but they have their pitbulls from the shelter (there are too many pitbulls in CA shelters) and are ready to fight for their land. They are not long posters, but they are angered into action. Again CALIFORNIA IS MINE!

submitted by Listening Daisy, A garden somewhere
(September 24, 2012 - 7:23 pm)

"Cal?"

She turned around, blond hair nearly hitting Quintus in the face as she did so. "Jeez, don't DO that!"

California bit her lip. "Sorry. What was it?"

"...You've been conquered by Listening Daisy."

"That a good thing?"

"Ayup."

The door nearly imploded with a huge boom. Quintus stalked over to it, grabbed the knob, and wrenched it open. 

"OREGON! FOR THE LAST-" she cried, not noticing exactly who it was who was doing the knocking. "Oh. Oh!"

A man in a rather rumpled-looking suit stood in the doorway. "Unless I'm very much mistaken, Q, I'd say Oregon was getting trigger-happy again."

Stalking grumpily over to the window again, Quintus grouched, "Yeah, an' he's next." She thought for a second. "What do you want, New York?"

He handed her a small metal dog. "Massachusetts and Jersey have been playing Monopoly again."

"Oh, boy. I'd better hide this." Quintus took the Scottie. "Can you tell Oregon to get himself in here? I want to have all the conquered states where I can see them."

NY saluted casually. "Can do."

He exited the cockpit, leaving Quintus to her planning.

(Hey, LD, wanna write something about the awesomeness of getting Oregon? And if anybody is weirded out a little by my states, I can safely say that they will not attack you. Only me. But my provinces are worse. And I don't even want to start with Alaska and Yukon.)

submitted by Quintus, Oregon
(September 25, 2012 - 3:42 pm)

And why, pray tell, is California a blond girl?

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, CA
(September 25, 2012 - 5:35 pm)

Because that is the way she is. And before you skip immediately to the beach-girl blondie, let me tell you things:

Name: California (occasionally Cal)

Appearance: Slightly tanned. Wavy, brownish-blond hair, cut to about the middle of the back. Green eyes. Wearing aviator sunglasses, a denim knee skirt, grey leggings and a graphic T-shirt.

Personality: Spontaneous and bubbly, California finds the bright side of most situations. "Most" because, well, Florida. FLORIDA FLORIDA. 

Likes: Old movies, Virginia (who happens to be a guy)

Dislikes: Florida, rain, people who think she's a stereotype (AHEM)

Your argument is invalid.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(September 26, 2012 - 4:10 pm)

A brown-haired girl, with hair in cornrows (they may have been roots but the onelookers couldn't tell) walked Coronado beach. One of the succulents in the C of Coronado opened his mouth. "Quintus requests that you join her and attack Oregon." The girl began to sink, from her yellow toes to brown hair, she fell into the earth. She passed ocean water, rabbitholes, wormholes and more as she made her way to Oregon, she sighed as her fingers began to spread out. One hand with a ring that said I on it began to write. Me and Myself spread out along the streets of the capital. They sighed with annoyance and changed all the laws and other written works, giving sole ownership to Listening Daisy. Then Me went and kidnapped the Governer and all the other officials, replacing them with plant people. "The rest is up to you Quintus," said LD as she sunk back into the ground. Sunny California was waiting.

submitted by Listening Daisy, California
(September 25, 2012 - 6:03 pm)

uh... hi?

Taking a peek back in here, it seems that a lot has happened: Red is now invading Japan, Miki G. has joined his team, Ivy has joined mine, Quintus and Listening Daisy have singlehandedly begun the invasion of the US, Quintus is flying a bigger on the inside plane filled with the States, and I have math homework.

I might be able to post Friday.

Also: I think Zach L. wanted Hawaii.

submitted by High Queen SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(September 25, 2012 - 9:06 pm)

Well then. I have gone missing as well...and am really really confused at the moment.

submitted by Tiffany W.
(September 25, 2012 - 9:30 pm)

Listening Daisy stood up, she had forgotten, Red had taken over Canada, she had to seize all the border states to prevent invasion. She looked around at her troops, Me, Myself & I stood, with a variety of Pittbulls and other shelter pets. She decided that she need to get the border states as soon as possible. She sent plant people to all the border states, she also sent the pittbulls that I had been training in the art of stealth, that would take care of any trouble. Now she picked up the phone and called Quintus, they had an election to enter their Queen (or her) in.

submitted by Listening Daisy, Washington
(September 26, 2012 - 10:37 am)