The states milled around the commons of the Skyrider.

"Soo... we're conquered now?" a ponytailed youth ventured a question. 

"Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! Where'd you hide my hamster?" New Hampshire punched him in the arm.

"I've never seen your hamster! Your hamster doesn't even exist!"

Quintus looked away from the mayhem that would now ensue, and expanded a map on the holoscreen. "Where to next?" she murmured.

The lemmings now have uniforms. They are coats made out of blankets with the coat of arms stiched on the side. Hey, no one ever said that the vocabulary sentences had to make sense.

I'm taking over Hokkaido! Land of snow, crab, and hot springs! One of the lemmings died in the last conquest by drowning in a rice paddy, which takes talent considering how little water is in a paddy (I mean, there is some, but not enough to drown in) and I'm not even sure if rice is in season. It is probably in my Japanese textbook, but I don't feel like getting it.  

Anyway, at 10:63 (11:03) A.M. the conquest wlll start! All lemmings and non-lemmings in the army will enter Hokkaido! At 11:15 all food portions will turn into American-sized portions! Mwa ha ha! And at 11:23, Luca, Pochi, and any other lazy characters I can come up with will go and attempt to enter a hot spring resort. However, the owner will find it rather odd that a young man with fangs and wings and a grimit on his shoulder is renting two rooms. If they have any sense, they will whack him with a broom until he leaves. At 11:74 (12:14) several trees will catch on fire. They will not be burned, but will just be on fire. When the fire goes out, the tree will still be in perfect condition. Anyone flying overhead will notice an odd pattern in the trees: HA HA SC. At 12:45, I will send Ani and several other demons to go claim control of hokkaido! And Hokkaido will be mine!

Oh, by the way, we now have head quaters somewhere in Okinawa. It actually belongs to Sakura, so Sakura can tell you about it.

I have been incoherently in absentia over the 200 something posts of this thread.  But, I have decided that on behalf of Red's team, I will position myself in Woodstock NY and prepare to take back the New York (and environs).  This way, SC's team will be trying to resurrect the Romanovs while I take over the Catskills, on behalf of Red and Sakura and Miki and SilverWing and et cetera.

Additions to my section of the army:

Grandpa Woodstock

Moriarity

Smeagol

Bilbo Baggins

Smog the Dragon

Hurricane Sandy

Sorry for doing this kind of late.

I am finishing Japan's conquest! Three things to mention before I begin. First, two lemmings drowned in a hotspring.  And Luca now has a rather large bump on his head from the broom of the owner of that resort. Second, the 5 Elises, the 3 Dictionaries, and the 2 Encyclopedias are joining us for comic relief. Third, Rush is AWESOME.

The conquest will begin 17 minutes after I finish typing. All lemmings will split up and go to all the other islands. Various important people will go wherever they feel like. Actually, I'm going to let them run amock as long as they follow the Silver Rule: You break it, you buy it. Oh, and Prime Mover will play out of loudspeakers at one point, followed by Hand Over Fist. Both very good songs. And tomorrow Sakura, you will have to give a speech. My speech-making skills are terrible. Make it a beautiful, honor student worthy, IB speech (I sound like my science teacher).  And that's all for now! Saataa andaagii! 

Nano has been annoying.  Writers block at only six hundred words in yesterday was not pretty. 

Anyway.................................... um......... the creatively inept person will try to write the conquest of Woodstock.  Ish.  But my brain is horrificly slowed down so I actually hear each individual keyboard key click.  I almost wrote clock.  This is sad.  Hopefully this will actually be coherent?

Conquest of Woodstock New York:

At 8:01 am eastern time (yes, eastern time.  Do the math, it's not that hard. [coincidentally, I will be getting on the schoolbus in synchronization with the attack.  In other words, I will miss the attack.  No, amendment.  You didn't really need to know that.]) AMENDMENT:  at 4:47 pm eastern time, Red's (and Sakura's, and Miki's, and SilverWing's, and et cetera's) army will invade Woodstock New York by coming through via Ottawa, going south on Route **, hanging a Louie right before Syracuse, going along route xx, going south on Route XX until you hit Saugerties.  Then you ask a random stranger where the hippies live.  They will direct you to P********, home of the hard core hippies.  Then Moriarity(who is driving the horse and buggie) will ask some random hard core hippy 'Where to find bloody Woodstock!" then they will answer in one of two ways: "go along Route 2XX." or "Peace out." (hippies don't actually say peace out.  They're too busy playing guitars on the streets for no apparent reason [I'm serious.  Our town supervisor does that])  Then the Woodstock portion of the Army will invade Woodstock, with the exception of Hurricane Sandy, who froze and turned into snow (this is actually the weather forecast.  I'mmmmmmm dreaming of a whiiiiiiiiiite, Veteran's Day...  I mean, does anyone actually sing that?)  On the other hand, Moriarity will end up thinking it's Woodstock (because they didn't see the Phoenicia Eagle) and conquest that instead.  Hurricane Sandy will feel remorse, and withdraw all the major flooding.  And Smog will eat all of Sue's pancakes.  I believe everyone else will be either on the P******** Elementary School playground or camping out at the Mobil station.  In short, no one has entered Woodstock yet, I think.  I might post that when it actually happens.

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Yes, Admins, I know I shouldn't have had all these surrouding towns on the conquest description, but anyone could find that out on Google Maps.  And I disguised the roads, so you'd actually need to use Google Maps to stalk anybody living in the Woodstock area.  I'll leave admonishment space (ala Red) below:

Hello Red! I am ALS, I live Nowhere, and my age is None. I'm on here on and off. Sometimes, you see a whole lot of me, and then suddenly, I dissapear.I'm a big reader, and just found out my friend has almost ALL of the Warriors series (including the Manga!!) so I will probably be obsessing over Warriors for the next few months. I also am jut now starting to absloutly adore One Direction, and I love Taylor Swift (whose new album is called Red! Big coincedence!). I have 2 pet rats, Isabelle and Elizabeth, and 2 pet brothers... . My mom used to be the president of BWI, Babywearing International, so sometimes I get geeky about that. Oh, and I'm homeschooled. Yaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!! (I'm also random (sometimes), as you may see.)