Hello, everynyaa. How

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hello, everynyaa. How

Hello, everynyaa. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: Oh maw gosh! 

Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things.....  Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!

Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....

 

-Cluny the Scourge 

submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)

I'm good with the first two. Can I request that the oatmeal raisin be changed to macadamia nut?

submitted by L
(December 20, 2012 - 7:07 am)

A GIANT box of chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, and macademia nut cookies is now sitting on your doorstep. 

The cpatcha says cypu. cpu! 

submitted by Red, age 13, ??????
(December 20, 2012 - 6:40 pm)

Huh. There is a box sitting on my doorstep. I didn't know you were my aunt.

submitted by L
(December 20, 2012 - 7:35 pm)

I'm not. I hope. I'm just giving cookies to an arbitray judge. It is not bribery. It is my tribute to you. Because you said cookies were nicer than rocks. But here, have some shiny gold, too. Shiny rocks are still nice. 

Oh and remember, L, I now know where you live (mwa ha ha!). Or the person randomly delivering cookies to you does.    

submitted by Red, age 13, ?????
(December 20, 2012 - 8:49 pm)

I actually said something along the lines of "To heck with shiny things, get me a cookie." And please, off with the barely-disguised quasi-threats. I'm good.

(And they are not cookies. They are strange boxes to be opened at a later date. They may be cookies, though... Excuse me while I shake the box.)

submitted by L
(December 21, 2012 - 8:19 pm)

I do know where you live. Michigan. 

submitted by Red, age 13, U.S.
(December 24, 2012 - 3:14 pm)

True. But Michigan is a relatively large state. Relative to, well, Rhode Island or something.

Spambert Spamstein says hnry, or Henry. I guess I should change its name, for I am lazy in typing things out.

submitted by L
(December 26, 2012 - 8:40 pm)

Well, Michigan is a relatvely small state as compared to Alaska. Or Texas. Or California. 

submitted by Red, age 13, California
(December 27, 2012 - 11:24 am)

This is bribery! I will not stand for it!

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(December 20, 2012 - 7:37 pm)

Oh, and shiny rocks aren't?

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, ??????
(December 20, 2012 - 8:05 pm)

Yeah, but that was the.... never mind.

Macadamia nut.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(December 21, 2012 - 8:05 pm)

Wait, I want cookies!  Could I be the Penguin Queen?

submitted by Melody, age 14, Christmastown
(December 20, 2012 - 10:30 am)

Of course, Madam Melody! What cookies do you want? And should I add any for Blue Fairy?

submitted by Red, age 13, ?????
(December 20, 2012 - 6:40 pm)

Christmas cookies, obviously.  No cookies for Blue, though.  She should get over here herself.

submitted by Melody, age 14, Christmastown
(December 21, 2012 - 10:19 am)

Of course, of course. It shall be at your place of residence by the time I fiinish typing it.

submitted by Red, age 13, Elsewhere
(December 21, 2012 - 7:23 pm)