Hello, everynyaa. How

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hello, everynyaa. How

Hello, everynyaa. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: Oh maw gosh! 

Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things.....  Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!

Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....

 

-Cluny the Scourge 

submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)

Box of cookies:

____________________________

l OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

l OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

l OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

l OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

____________________________

submitted by Gollum, Mooseflower
(December 22, 2012 - 8:38 am)

Keep in mind, I will make a decision that cookies have no bearing on. So, thanks, but no cigar. I'll keep the cookies, though :)

submitted by L
(December 23, 2012 - 6:54 pm)

Cigar?  What cigar?  *looks around frantically* The Gollumses seeses no cigarses *gollum, gollum*  *lightbulb*

BAGGINS!

submitted by Gollum, Mooseflower
(December 24, 2012 - 8:26 am)

I saw The Hobbit, and I have to say - Gollum is kinda cute when he's not freaking out. Like when he says "We loves games!" That's kind of cute in a demented sort of way.

submitted by L
(December 24, 2012 - 10:56 am)

I was talking with my sister the other day: 

Sister: Apparently, there's some really good looking actor in The Hobbit.

Me: Yeah, that's Andy Serkis.

Sister: (three seconds later) I don't think so.  

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, Hobbiton
(December 24, 2012 - 9:29 pm)

I saw The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy at my friend's birthday party (the new one) and his mom said that she thought the main character was the guy from the hobbit. 

I got this little book that has all these random quotes about Tolkien and other things and it had a picture of Gollum talking to Bilbo that was really neat.  Whe I was little I imagined Gollum as small crocodile that stood on two legs, wore a magenta suit, a bow tie and a top hat.

submitted by Gollum, Mooseflower
(December 25, 2012 - 2:10 pm)

Yeah, Martin Freeman plays Bilbo and Arthur Dent. Pretty amazing, yes.

submitted by L
(December 27, 2012 - 4:08 pm)

I'm still waiting, Red...

submitted by Melody, age 14, Christmastown
(December 23, 2012 - 9:30 pm)

I'm sure it got there. I delivered it myself. I'll resend another large box. 

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, Christmastown
(December 23, 2012 - 11:15 pm)

|OOOOOOOOO|

|OOOOOOOOO|

|OOOOOOOOO|

|OOOOOOOOO|

|OOOOOOOOO|

|OOOOOOOOO|

|OOOOOOOOO| 

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, Christmastown
(December 23, 2012 - 11:17 pm)

As interesting as discussing how amazing Gollum looks in The Hobbit is, could we move on with this? Could someone just declare the winner all ready?

submitted by Red, age 13, Gondor
(December 28, 2012 - 3:45 pm)

Yes.  This is a good idea.  I am in favor of our side being declared winner.

submitted by Gollum, Mooseflower
(December 28, 2012 - 8:03 pm)

I, High Queen Supreme Commander SC Talorian Pracea Sairell Bray Saurini Drom Lornell Rhaiser-Chase of Narnia, hereby declare defeat to Red and all of his associates. I cede Earth and all the countries on it, including the previously conquered Great Britain. I do not cede the armies of my Lieutenants. I cede my own forces to Red, but all civilians of Narnia shall remain in Narnia. I cede Calormen, Archenland, and the Wild Lands of the North to Red. Note: Aslan's country is not mine to keep or give.

I leave you with a plate of cookies. Possibly poisoned. I can't remember what I put in them. Possibly tasting horrible, because I can't bake.

I, High Queen Supreme Commander SC Rhaiser-Chase of Narnia, hereby declare defeat to Red and conclude the Great Lemming War.

submitted by SC, age Allons-y, For Narnia
(December 28, 2012 - 9:31 pm)

I now declare myself traitor of team Red! Haha! I am now a lemming rights advocate. I have taken some lemmings with me as English to lemming translators. When this war ends, I declare myself in charge of lemming monuments (unless, of course, if someone else wants to help, they can). I'm off to Shikoku to give a speech! No lemming will be killed again in this war!

(Sorry if this is too much action when we want this to end.)

Captcha says xpwa. Expect Washington? George Washinton's ghost is going to be a guest speaker!

submitted by Miki G., age 11, Kyoto
(December 31, 2012 - 5:20 pm)

Nyarsh.

submitted by Gollum, Mooseflower
(January 1, 2013 - 11:08 am)