Hello, everynyaa. How

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hello, everynyaa. How

Hello, everynyaa. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: Oh maw gosh! 

Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things.....  Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!

Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....

 

-Cluny the Scourge 

submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)

What does the lemming rights advocate get? Perhaps, building supplies, or a lemming keychain? Do I get a country too?Innocent

Captcha says riku. That's my dad's name with a Japanese accent.

submitted by Miki G., age 11
(January 2, 2013 - 1:10 pm)

Because you left us, I'm disowning you. You get nothing. Unless you come back. 

What's your dad's name? Luke?  

submitted by Red, age 13, Elsewhere
(January 3, 2013 - 11:24 am)

Ric.

Fine, I will come back, at least you are giving honor to the lemmings. The lemmings will be very proud of their memorials and badges. The lemming rights advocate is glad that the animals in this war are being properly returned to their natural habitats. Maybe there wasn't too much animal cruelty? Perhaps there was no need for her traitorness, no need to take action? She will have to think about that one, think about it deeply, over cups of tea with images of pikas on them. These are some very intriguing questions that should be thought over very carefully. Anyway, yes she accepts to coming back to Red's team (although a seat in Cair Paravel would be pretty cool:P).

submitted by Miki G.
(January 3, 2013 - 7:00 pm)

I don't think there was any animal cruelty. Lemmings joined of their own freewill and were kept in very good condition. They recieved fresh food and water every day and good housing accomodations. And uniforms. And... and... other stuff. But take a country.

submitted by Red, age 13, Elsewhere
(January 4, 2013 - 11:48 am)

I give everyone on my side a dragon. As well as a seat in Cair Paravel, if they should like one.

submitted by SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(January 2, 2013 - 1:41 pm)

Yay, thank you! I will gladly accept a seat.

In addition to this, defectors from Red's side (hi Miki) and other people on Team SC will receive an all-expenses-paid vacation to the House. It's been remodeled after Arthur blew it up with Nothing. And the position of Dawn, Noon, or Dusk, whichever you may choose (the position of Sunday's Noon has been filled by moi). You will also be admitted as a Denizen of the House - and by extension, you will get immortality and a number in precedence. 

(ha ha.)

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(January 4, 2013 - 12:24 pm)

I spelled the location wrong. I'm sure of it. Oh well, I don't speak Italian. 

Important Stuff Part 2:

Lemmings are going to recieve medals of honor for their service. All lemmings are going to return to their home world of Enackra. In addition, a large fancy memorial shall be placed in a remote section of the Yukon, where lemmings of Earth may look on in pride of their fallen magical counterparts. Miki the lemming rights advocate is not allowed to tamper with the construction.

All other humans, nonhumans, dragons, demons, etc. shall be sent home to thier respected world.   

submitted by Red, age 13, Bella Swizevera
(January 3, 2013 - 11:33 am)

I'm confused. I get Quintus' stuff and Red's stuff?

submitted by Miki G.
(January 4, 2013 - 6:22 pm)

Sure, I guess.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(January 4, 2013 - 8:57 pm)

Hi Red!

I'm Teresa. I'm relatively new here too! I started coming here in May, so it is almost been a year.  I love to read too! Anyways, welcome.

submitted by Teresa, age 13, Michigan
(January 5, 2013 - 12:32 pm)

So the Lemming War has been resolved! Stay tuned for the Hedgehog War, coming up next onnnn... THE CRICKET COUNTRY NETWORK!!

((This is a prank. I have no intentions of starting a Hedgehog War.)) 

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(January 7, 2013 - 7:37 pm)

Good.  I don't like all this violence.   nhbjjj gbvfb  kmnhj mnh

submitted by Gollum, Mooseflower
(January 7, 2013 - 8:35 pm)

Oh, please don't start a hedgehog war.  

 

Can't.  Deal.  With.  More.  Of.  This.

 

No offense.:)  It was really fun while it lasted, but it was a one time only thing. 

submitted by Melody, age 14, Neverland
(January 9, 2013 - 10:17 pm)

And it will go down in Chatterbox history.

submitted by Gollum, Mooseflower
(January 10, 2013 - 9:13 am)

I did say it was a joke. To randomly get people all scared that the world would have to be saved again. And stuff.

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(January 10, 2013 - 3:26 pm)