Hello, everynyaa. How

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hello, everynyaa. How

Hello, everynyaa. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: Oh maw gosh! 

Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things.....  Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!

Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....

 

-Cluny the Scourge 

submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)

@Quintus

Aww, thanks.  

 

I didn't do the shirt, though.

submitted by Melody, age 14, Oz
(February 1, 2013 - 10:34 am)

Shoot. Error in the dramatic speech. I think it was L who did that, then?

Garthwumpian Flopp says bcwd! Backward, yes!

submitted by Quintus, Calveicia
(February 1, 2013 - 5:03 pm)

That's Rocky's real name. I meant to mention that at some point, but I forgot.

submitted by Red , age 13, Elsewhere
(February 2, 2013 - 12:59 pm)

That's weird that I named my captcha after you before I knew you.

...I swear I am not a stalker.

submitted by SilverWing
(February 2, 2013 - 2:21 pm)

(Off topic: there was a Rush special on the radio last night. 'twas amazing.)

Now to answer the points you addressed. SW: When I get nervous, I get really overconfident. However, I get overconfident anyway, so this isn't really a good judge. But thank you, thank you, for joining.

Qunitus: Wait... Who was standing up to false tyranny? SC? It wasn't really a tyranny, per se. What did you think I was going to do, throw all the girls into the Isengard Ork Pits? Or were you talking about me? A domination is slightly different than a tyranny. Actually, just forget this whole paragraph. Moving on...

Thanks for the praise. I'll try not to get a swelled head (which I think has already happened). I'm kinda sorry for being an annoying twit. I realize I was being an annoying twit, bugging you to look up random Rush videos (which you still need to see. It will encrease your Rush education.). As for keeping track of troops and places conquered, I can't claim to be that organized. That was Ruby. You know, I'm glad you don't mind that stupid nickname that much, because now I can keep calling you that!

SW: While you're at the Oscars, watch out for Melody. She wants me to write her speech. You seriously need to come back some more. People here like you. And I'm the only guy left in this tide of female and gender-indecisive people. I need another guy around here!

"If I could wave my magic wand... I'd know what to put right here!" 

submitted by Red, age 13, Presto Land
(February 2, 2013 - 12:57 pm)

That was an awesome speech.  I think that the Lemming Wars might count as a Chatterbox era, similar to the Warriors era.  I started talking about the Lemming Wars randomly the other day.  No one knew what I was saying.  And these are people who are obsessed with chicken.  And mustaches. 

submitted by GOllum
(February 2, 2013 - 10:21 am)

An era huh? A small era, but a era none the less. I like that plan. 

Obviously, you need to educate your friends on the Lemming War! That's what I did! (Someday, you're just going to randomly mention the word "lemming" and some random stranger will ask you if you were in the Lemming War.) 

submitted by Red, age 13, Elsewhere
(February 2, 2013 - 1:07 pm)

Thank you, Red, for everything.

On a side note: We are talking about world domination in English. No joke. My teacher actually said at the end of class, "Tomorrow will be World Domination Part 2!"

submitted by SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(January 28, 2013 - 10:30 pm)

You seem slightly mad and cool at the same time.

I am Magda. I live in the universe. I will not follow you like a small rodent cuz I'm not a guy. I don't think anyone will follow you like a lemming.

My bro is badgering me over my shoulder. (ah! another small mammal!)

submitted by Magda S, age 12, The Universe
(February 16, 2013 - 4:35 pm)

Just so nobody gets confused, I meant that badgers are small mammals. On the other hand, my brother is quite a tall mammal. Actually, badgers are more medium-sized.

HONEY BADGERS ROCK!!!!! They eat snakes!! Sometimes they get deadly snakebites from cobras but they just shake it off!! SO AMAZING!!!!

 

submitted by Magda S, age 12, The Universe
(February 17, 2013 - 4:03 pm)

Honey Badger just takes what it wants...

:P Yes, netizen me.

submitted by Rocky
(February 17, 2013 - 7:16 pm)

Dun, dun, dun dunHONEYBADGER!

Nerdfighterlyness.

@Red:

I tried.  They think that being their own kind of weird is cool.  And now weird is some sort of brand.

Kind of like where people who aren't nerds or even openly above average intelligent wear t-shirts advertising that they are "nerd friendly" etc.

Also, per se.  There's a girl in my class who says per se a lot.  But she says, "like, per se," so it's kind of redundant.  And everyone laughs when she says it.  And per se is a word that people say in awkward silences in our class and anon.

Like sponting.

submitted by Gollum
(February 18, 2013 - 6:32 pm)

Actually, per se is Latin, meaning "essentially". I take it to mean "in and of itself". As in, "Bruce Banner is not a bad guy per se, but when he turns into the Hulk inside the SHIELD helicarrier, he must be neutralized by ejacting him out the bottom."

Which is true.

submitted by L
(February 19, 2013 - 7:11 am)

We per se to make fun of people.  And to say, 'as in'.  For instance, "I sort of like cheese, like, per se, I like it on pizza."

submitted by Gollum
(February 21, 2013 - 5:01 pm)

I think that the Lemming Wars should be taught to kids in school in the future.  So our kids will be like, "Mommy/Daddy were you in the Lemming War?"  And we could be like, "I was one of the select few who was. 

submitted by Melody, age 14, Neverland
(February 20, 2013 - 1:01 pm)