It's the 2nd
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
It's the 2nd
It's the 2nd day into your school's overnight historical education trip, where you are continously bored out of your mind with all the academic fun facts you already knew when you reserched the trip. Your'e on a hike, climbing up the cliff to see the view of the ruins of an ancient trading center. The school group is up ahead, you can hear their laughter and shouts. So you stumble up the small cliff -- a steep hill, really, the land is just so flat that this might as well be Mount Everest -- and you pull out your digital camera to take this picture.
You lean against the saftey rail and your'e not wearing your wriststrap and there's a really strong wind as you hold the camera out further off the cliff than you should and the camera drops from your hands, rolling down the cliff, and into a small pit. There's a crash and it's impossible that the camera hasn't broken into a millon pieces. You stare at the sky and the ruins and the messed-up world that broke your beautiful lapis lazuli blue camera that you got from your grandmother last Christmas. And as you come to your senses, you remember the school group you are on this stupid, meaningless trip with. You grab your backpack and run to catch up.
You walk into your cabin after dinner, lie down on the slightly uncomfortable mattress and see, out of the corner of your eye, your blue digital camera sitting there up on the wooden dresser. You run over, carefully examining it. It's got your intails at the bottom, and it's good as new! You look through the pictures, and see something you definitely didn't take a picture of -- a Letter.
Dear young, undoubtably bored peasant,
You are cordially invited to the West Elmheart Castle, Doughnut Shop, and Luxury Hotel in 2 weeks time. This trip will start at the Southeast Ravelton Harbor- you will take The Ivy to our wonderful province of Elmheart. The trip will transfer you to a different world! You are allowed to bring AEs and CAPATCHAs. We can not guarantee complete safety on these trips, but we can insure delicious and free doughnuts*. Come, or we will be forced to remove the information you have about us from your brain.
With doughnuts,
Duchess Lillia Zande the 9th of Elmheart
*that may or may not be posioned.
(March 12, 2016 - 3:44 pm)
Okay, I'll pack.
My new lightsaber.
My new invisibility cloak
my new friendship pineapple
a bunch of clothes
a laser that can detect ultra-sonic beams, food poisoning, and other weird things.
My robot AE, Nova
my baby griffin CAPTCHA
Oh, also, I don't like donuts (whaaat) so I won't eat any >:D
(March 19, 2016 - 6:32 am)
Countess Linnkla (Your'e enchanted platypus tour guide who happens to bake the doughnuts, as well as owning the doughnut shop!)
Ok, we are starting on the 26th!
You can expect a post at least once a week, if not more.
(March 19, 2016 - 8:18 pm)
WHAT IS IT WITH DONUTS?!!!
(March 19, 2016 - 11:18 pm)
Are you questioning the donuts?
Don't question the donuts.
The donuts are life, Novelist.
The donuts are life.
Ooookay, anyway... we still need to pack.
I don't need to bring anything. Everything I need will be there.
That's actually probably true... although I wouldn't get your hopes up about the donuts, they might b--
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
DON'T. QUESTION. THE DONUTS.
*sigh* Fine. Don't blame me when you die of food poisoning. Anyway, here's what I'm packing:
- Multiple glass bottles full of strange goopy substances
- A stuffed pteranodon
- A full biscuit tin in case I get hungry on the way
- A completely out-of-season snow globe
- Six hardcover books of assorted genres
- Tic-tacs for some reason
- A ton of spare clothes since I don't know how long I'll be here
- A large yellow flashlight
- A scimitar. What? No. You didn't see that. No one saw me pack that. I don't know what you're talking about. What scimitar? You must be going crazy.
- And a large beige suitcase to put all this junk in.
Dolphin will not be coming because she's sick of tagging along and then having almost no part in the story whatsoever.
I am very excited for this to start.
(March 20, 2016 - 7:17 am)
Peasant? PEASANT?! I'm a QUEEN!
....Not here you aren't, I suppose.
That better have been Dev dropping the camera. I always wear a wrist strap.
YEAH, YEAH, "SAFETY FIRST" AND ALL THAT JUNK
Very important junk.
R U GONNA START SAIN IF UR COMING OR R WE GONNA B SITTIN HERE ALL DAE?
THE GRAMMAR.... IT HARMS ME...
Okay. I'm bringing these two idiots, I suppose, because they'll add a little spice to this--
OI! SPYRO! I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR THOSE DONUTS!
DEV.
I'll be taking my bag that can summon any book from its depths, toiletries, a blanket, and my computer.
My kit of magic grammar books! St. got me a bottomless bag for my birthday, so it's just in a small handbag!
BLASTER.
I BRING BLASTER.
And to avoid innocent casualties, I'm leaving Clode behind in his CAPTCHA kennel because he's too innocent to come with us.
"upuz."
See?!
(March 20, 2016 - 9:44 am)
I'm joining! I'll pack later.
(March 20, 2016 - 10:07 am)
Wow! This us amazing! All the old CBers are coming to this thing! Hermione, St. Owl, Mei-Xiu! This is like the good, old times!
EVEN THOUGH I AM WAY TOO NEW HERE TO EVEN TAKE PART IN THE OLD TIMES!!!
(March 20, 2016 - 4:52 pm)
Guess me if you dare.
(March 20, 2016 - 8:45 pm)
I already guessed. To state more clearly: are you hotairballoon? Evidence . . .
If you're not, I guess . . . St. Owl or Amber
(March 20, 2016 - 10:44 pm)
S/he isn't me!
(March 21, 2016 - 4:16 pm)
None of those!
(March 22, 2016 - 8:35 am)
Can I join? Sorry if I'm too late...
(March 21, 2016 - 4:08 pm)
Sure you can come!
(March 22, 2016 - 8:37 am)
May I come? If so, I'll post my packing list later.
(March 22, 2016 - 2:27 pm)
Yes, you may come.
(March 22, 2016 - 6:57 pm)