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It's the 2nd
It's the 2nd day into your school's overnight historical education trip, where you are continously bored out of your mind with all the academic fun facts you already knew when you reserched the trip. Your'e on a hike, climbing up the cliff to see the view of the ruins of an ancient trading center. The school group is up ahead, you can hear their laughter and shouts. So you stumble up the small cliff -- a steep hill, really, the land is just so flat that this might as well be Mount Everest -- and you pull out your digital camera to take this picture.
You lean against the saftey rail and your'e not wearing your wriststrap and there's a really strong wind as you hold the camera out further off the cliff than you should and the camera drops from your hands, rolling down the cliff, and into a small pit. There's a crash and it's impossible that the camera hasn't broken into a millon pieces. You stare at the sky and the ruins and the messed-up world that broke your beautiful lapis lazuli blue camera that you got from your grandmother last Christmas. And as you come to your senses, you remember the school group you are on this stupid, meaningless trip with. You grab your backpack and run to catch up.
You walk into your cabin after dinner, lie down on the slightly uncomfortable mattress and see, out of the corner of your eye, your blue digital camera sitting there up on the wooden dresser. You run over, carefully examining it. It's got your intails at the bottom, and it's good as new! You look through the pictures, and see something you definitely didn't take a picture of -- a Letter.
Dear young, undoubtably bored peasant,
You are cordially invited to the West Elmheart Castle, Doughnut Shop, and Luxury Hotel in 2 weeks time. This trip will start at the Southeast Ravelton Harbor- you will take The Ivy to our wonderful province of Elmheart. The trip will transfer you to a different world! You are allowed to bring AEs and CAPATCHAs. We can not guarantee complete safety on these trips, but we can insure delicious and free doughnuts*. Come, or we will be forced to remove the information you have about us from your brain.
With doughnuts,
Duchess Lillia Zande the 9th of Elmheart
*that may or may not be posioned.
submitted by Duchess Lillia Zande, age unknown, the 9th of Elmheart
(March 12, 2016 - 3:44 pm)
(March 12, 2016 - 3:44 pm)
Your Royal Highness, are we going to find out how the camera got saved? I am coming! And this time I am going to stay loyal to it. Here's My Packing List: (I'm calling a delivery woman to deliver all that follows that I didn't already have with me.)
-A stuffed pink unicorn
-Books
-An unlimited supply of soup(that never goes bad)
-An unlimited supply of salad (that never goes bad)
-Nessecities
-My new AE, Firefox
-My new CAPTCHA, Winter the Polar Bear
-A flawless watch
-Books that have tips for defeating evil royalty
Moonflower,
The CBer who is not, not, NOT, NOT, not, NOT, NOT, NOT (did I say not?) trying ANY of the donuts!
(March 12, 2016 - 9:51 pm)
(March 13, 2016 - 11:45 am)
Hmmm . . . I either know who's absolutely coming on who this Duchess is.
(donuts)
I reserve a spot if this is gonna work. I couldn't find it before . . .
(March 13, 2016 - 11:57 pm)
@The Novelist: What do you mean by, "I either know who's absolutely coming on who this Duchess is."? Also I, as well had trouble finding it before. TOP! TOP! TOP! Winter says zpho. Does anybuggy know what that means?
(March 14, 2016 - 11:18 am)
Hmmm . . . I either know who's absolutely coming on who this Duchess is.
(donuts) ahem ahem
I reserve a spot if this is gonna work. I couldn't find it before . . .
(March 13, 2016 - 11:57 pm)
DONUT SHOP! DONUT SHOP! DONUT SHOP!
D-did you read the last pa--
DONUT SHOP! DONUT SHOP!
That's really what you're excited about? Not the alternate magical universe or the castle or the fact that our camera's still intact?
...
DONUT SHOP!
Okay, okay, we'll go. This is the first time you've ever been enthusiastic about coming on one of these. I'm in way too many already, but what's one more?
I'll pack later. Kinda busy right now.
P.S. Duchess Lillia, you have excellent writing skills. Based on that alone, I would guess that you were Scylla, but since she already did one, I'll say you're... Katydid?
(March 14, 2016 - 6:19 am)
To Young sky parachutish machine thingy and donut obessed AE,
I am not Scylla or Katydid. I appriciate your respect for my writing.
Countess Linkkla (your tour guide who happens to be an enchated platypus) : What she means to say is thank you so very much for the wonderful comment and you will get a dozen free donuts! She also wants to thank youy for coomparing her to Scylla and Katydid and joining her trip. Good Day!
(March 14, 2016 - 2:18 pm)
Moonflower: Oh, well I meant hotairballoon is coming, or he's the Duchess.
It looks like I was right.
Also, my post was doubled O.o
And, I think this thread must've gotten lost back in the previous pages, as some do, until a person named TOP! suddenly pulled it from its murky depths.
(March 14, 2016 - 11:46 am)
Whoa! My AE just hit me on the head with a saucepan! If you get what I mean... not really... but I was writting something and this AE just popped out! Only thing I know about it is it's name's Counter and it really likes saying the opposite of me. I don't really know if it's a girl or a boy but-
Oh, so you can't even tell what I am, huh. I am right next to you. LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER! YOUR OTHER SHOULDER YOU CRAZYBOB!
Why in the world should I look over my shoulder? What in the world is a crazybob anyway? And can you just tell me if you are a boy or a girl?
GUESS! GUESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just tell-
NOOOOO!!!!!! GUESS NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa, ok, ok! Are you... a girl?
NO.
Why couldn't you have told me your a boy? That would have been-
WELL, I'M NOT A BOY EITHER! I'M AN OTHER! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TRICKED YOU I TRICKED YOU I TRICKED-
(March 14, 2016 - 9:21 pm)
Whoa, sorry about that... I got a bit carried away with the insanity levels... never had an AE before, didn't know it could get so... intense... if you think you can stand my insanity I'd like to join!
(March 14, 2016 - 9:23 pm)
Carolion King: Ooh, fun, a (dangerous, most likely deadly) castle! I love those! I'll pack my-
Candy KING: dId soMeOne saY DoNuts?!?!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!
Carolion King: No, definatly not, you are not eating those-
*munching sound is heard*
Carolion King: -donuts. Let's just hope those ones weren't poisened. Okay, I'm bringing...
-my books
-my journal
-my magic husky whistle
-Clyde the captcha
-Candy KING (because I can't leave him home alone)
-my drawing supplies
-my clothes
-10 boxes of Swiss Rolls
-a dagger (just in case)
See you at camp!!
(March 15, 2016 - 8:14 am)
Did she say a castle?
Maybe?
Wonderful! I haven't been to a castle in years. How's my hair? Do I look alright?
Mrs E. I really don't think we're goi...
Of course we're going Mirax! Do you think I need a new ballgown? You know, I related to a Duchess Lillia Zende, probably just a misspelling of Zande, So...
What have I done??
I'm packing:
Mrs E. my AE
Whistler, my Captcha.
A briefcase containing everything everyone might need.
(March 16, 2016 - 10:05 am)
I'll come!
Bringing my camera, my journal, clothes, tooth brush & paste, allergy medicine, ipod and headphones, a 10 volume set of encyclopedias for heavy light reading, some extra notebooks and writing utensils, my laptop a knitting project, and of course my AE and CAPTCHA, whom I have just recently... erm... met.
My CAPTCHA's name is Thomas, because he doubts everything I say or do.
My AE is named Ethereally (Ally for short) and she--
Hey! I can write this for myself!
Fine...
I'll bring clothes, jewelry, and SUGAR!!! Let's see, I have marshmallows... smarties... jolly ranchers... laffy taffy... and sprinkles, of course...
Ally, don't bring all that! You'll be sure to get hyper! Anyway, there are doughnuts enough. (Which may or may not be poisoned... hehe... that will get rid of her for sure...)
Why else would I be bringing all this? I want to have energy for my midnight parties! Let's see, two dozen lollipops... is that enough? Hmm...
Nooo!!! Not more parties!
(etc, etc, etc)
(March 17, 2016 - 6:01 pm)
Oh and I forgot to mention--
I'm a girl and also a human, though I can turn into a waterlily and back again at will.
(March 18, 2016 - 7:13 am)
I am joining. I am a girl, and I am human.
I am bringing my CATPCHA, Teacup. She is a little white bunny.
Packing List for Hermione A:
-iphone
-camera
-cards
-food
-ball gown (it's a castle, you know)
-box of carrots (for Teacup)
-box of tea bags (for both of us)
-reusable tea cups (for both of us)
-and my magical Kindle. It has UNLIMITED books. I can even write stories with it...I press my finger to the screen and THINK. And whatever I think appears.
-a detective kit (you never know....)
-a bottle of medicine that cures seasickness for 24 hours!
(March 17, 2016 - 7:55 pm)