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Kyngdom Broadcasting Syst
Kyngdom Broadcasting System
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Hello, you're listening to the Kyngdom Broadcast System, the best news broadcast around. To begin, we would like to report the deaths of the following persons. May we have a moment of silence.
Hather Reinedela of Mer
Maria Rachel Brown
Heather
Alexandria 'Luna' Regiux
Riuex
Lilly Lamour
Thank you.
Now in education. We would like to annunce that the Aftermoor Woods school for young mages is open and accepting new recruits. The SOCS schools are growing in numbers, although we aren't sure where they're putting their next campus, as such knowledge is reserved purely for members of the SOCS engineering/architect staff. Also, BIG schools have yet again begun recruiting. We have reports from various informants that a girl known as 'Lucy B.' has recieved the dreaded letter.
Battles continue to break out all across Kyngdom, as the war goes on. Aslahari has erupted into a series of battles again, as the Catastrophe-occupied city revolts aganst Catastrophe's Army. Remember folks: He killed their Monarchie, and basically enslaved their friends and fam. We're not sure if Aslahari is still the minefield we last heard about from a certain 'Mina' but we're guessing it is. Do not approach Aslahari, folks. Joküll is still occupied by Catastrophe's forces, but as far as we know, things have settled down there ever since 'Moon R.' and multiple other Resistance associates attacked a few weeks ago.
A new organization has surfaced. They call themselves the Black Skull, and though we know little of their motives, what we do know isn't good. They have claimed responsability for the massacre that was the Annual Ball of Flowers. They are an 'invite only' style of cult. Ever since they surfaced, many assassins, rangers, and warroirs have been turned away after asking to join.
New news update: The minefield in Aslahari remains. We do not recommend visiting.
Resistance activity has quieted down over the past few weeks. This may be due to the deaths of some of their members. We assume they have gathered somewhere for a funeral or two. We are not yet sure where they are.
Thank you for listening to K.B.S, and stay tuned for the next news updates!
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submitted by K.B.S. Reporter
(May 7, 2017 - 6:24 am)
(May 7, 2017 - 6:24 am)
Dunno. Sounds like a reference to the song sung by shadow.
(May 14, 2017 - 1:45 pm)
I had to grab the list and write all over it. It's a habit of mine, possibly because I'm a control freak. The ones you can't do are marked in bold--
1. Visit the Bog and Burrow Inn(s)
2. Fly on with a herd of Pegasi
3. Intern at the B.I.G.
4. Go to the temples in Aslahari (You can't do this because it's Ashari and also you'll be blown to bits)
5. Attend the Annual Ball of Flowers (it ended)
6. Party with Princess Tigris and her family
7. Take a swim in Nurri Bay
8. Join Catastrophe's Army (without being killed)...
9. ...Or the Resistance
10. Create intricate maps with the Mapmaker's Association
11. Get experimented on by the S.O.C.S.
12. Walk the Meak Peak hiking trails
13. Enter the Gryphon's cage (The cage is long gone. Hello, Caelani!)
14. Explore the Labrynthlands
15. Try the rock candy at the Brown Outpost
16. Raft the whitewater rivers of New Cogsville
17. Approach the Oracle (Fun fact: She's currently at our base)
18. Join the Animals (The author hasn't written for them for a very, very long time)
19. Draw with Lycaella (If you're me, DON'T EVEN TRY SHE'S TOO GOOD)
20. Spend a day in Sprocketville
21. Tour the Castle of the Villipaix Elves
22. Visit the chapels of Rainfall
23. Have dinner at the Taft Tavern
24. Go to the Historical Site of the place where Sailhaven crashed (the first time)
25. Ride on the Badger Express
26. Boat around Boiler Harbor
27. Avoid the Decoy Forest (hard)
28. Participate in a battle that will make history
29. Crash one of the many balls
30. Raid a village with Alexander Richardson
31. Fall through a spontaneous wormhole
32. Accidentally get inhuman powers
33. Build an automaton with Sprocket
34. Visit Jokull
35. Meet F.A.F.A. and attend one of their meetings
36. Go to the Jolly Rancher on open mic night (Bog and Burrow?)
37. Spontaneously combust
38. Fight an evil version of yourself, turn into an instrument and fall into the ocean (CLAAWS REFERENCE ALERT)
39. Buy a CatPan
40. Eat at RP's RPing Cafe
41. Bike the trails at the Secret Forest
42. Explore Old Windswood
43. Attend the Resistance's orientation
44. Get your shadow stolen and weaponized by Catastrophe (This happened to Ronan)
45. Browse the Happy Crow Bookstore at New Windswood
46. Attend a boot camp with Autumn and Rose
47. Take a photo shoot in the Crimson Fields
48. Find the real Power of Hoof (Where on earth is Scylla?)
49. Try out new gadgets at the Spygear Club
50. Eat pancakes (duh)
51. Go on a quest with Zephyra or Little Crow (now Flash)
52. Find the Powers with Icy (Please!)
53. Mourn for the fallen warriors of the past
54. Become a spy for Captain O (It's actually Capn'O. Captain O is a common misconception, but Capn'O is actually short for their motto, which is written in latin)
55. Wait for Sailhaven to dock in Kyngdom again, then visit it's libraries
56. Explore West Whetson
57. Take a motorbike across the Grasplands
58. Visit Daisy's Diner
59. Figure out where the heck Charlie W. went
60. Have Brynn resurrect your dead loved ones
61. Journey through Hidden Paradise Valley
62. Avoid being stabbed (this one's impossible)
63. Cry alongside Jake as he mourns for shadow of everywhere
64. Hike to Big Toe
65. Go on a dangerous mission to the B.I.G. laboratories to save your friend (Thanks, guys)
66. Learn what your SOUL looks like (Hoi, Alex)
67. Take a canoe down Hardswallow River
68. Perform woodland magics with Rose Carter
69. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
70. Frolick through the Green Hills
71. Read this list
72. Dig under the stone tree
73. Join the Animals (you already did this one)
74. Take a flip-phone picture of a map
75. Hear the legends of the Powers (I'm open for discussion!)
76. Learn to speak Cypher
77. Spy with Scarlet C.
78. March for Farm Animal's rights (#MarchForProduce2k17)
79. Watch Alexandria's tapes (R.I.P)
80. Figure out who in Claaws' name runs the Black Skull
81. Soar with Connie, Aviance and Vol (Unless you don't have wings or a Power to touch at that moment)
82. Go on a mission for the Elites
83. Seek out Crown, the Sword, and the Shield of Ravenmore (both being taken by Catastrophe, but I suppose you still can seek)
84. Have some of the Badger Express' Pinesüppe (TRY IT. IT'S GOOD.)
85. Run through the South of Kyngdom with Blazing Star
86. Fight a battle with the Army of Kyngdom or the Mutant Army
87. Die and meet shadow and Death (Not recommended.)
88. Sing folksongs with friends
89. Have a bout with Rigga (she's dead. But if you're also dead, you can have a bout with her.)
90. Go to Mer and visit the royals there
91. Intern for the Rising (Olympia hasn't been on in forever)
92. Excavate Fallen Heights
93. Hike to Wind Falls
94. Open the door in the Labyrinth lands to see what's on the other side (The door may have been blown up)
95. Don't get killed by giant badgers (or badgers in general) (Also, I think you mean giant ground sloths)
96. Offer Proffessor Hornshaw a box of chocolates or a fine fur coat
97. Add to the book of Mythical Beasts
98. Figure out what the heck is going on at B.I.G. Headquarters
99. Learn martial arts
100. Follow the Crow
(May 15, 2017 - 12:07 pm)
Actually, Ronan just said he was okay with switching Catastrophe to having the Crown. We do have to check with Master Nova and Co. though. So 83 is still under review.
(May 15, 2017 - 2:57 pm)
again I don't raid towns! I only raid evil bases.
(May 16, 2017 - 7:24 am)
I donated my army to SOCS and I have retired, taking on a large company and being very successful, if I do say so myself.
(May 15, 2017 - 4:09 pm)
Ha, you're still here? For some reason I thought you and your army were dead... but then again, I'm remembering you pointlessly dropping bombs on a SailHaven that wasn't there, in a vain effort to terminate the Resistance. I realize we never wrapped that up... Successful, you say? Well, I suppose you were too embarrassed by your silly defeat to continue leading an army. Good luck in your endeavors, as long as you stay far away from everyone who matters.
(May 15, 2017 - 10:00 pm)
I would watch your mouth, Winged One. I could wipe you off the face of the Earth in a blink of the eye.
Here's what happened, as your tiny brain made assumptions rather quickly.
I did in fact bomb SailHaven, and it went as plan. Your entire base went into panic mode.
Also, I am not a tad bit embarrassed, but I am very proud of my army. They have stuck with me and we have fought many battles together, not all against the Resistance, as it is not all about you. I know, shocking, right?
The reason I quit is because my two year old daughter is deathly sick, so I decided to take time off from the military to continue my husband's business so I could use money from that corporation to treat her.
Nothing gets between me and my family, and I won't at all let you or the Resistance do so.
(May 16, 2017 - 7:59 am)
(May 16, 2017 - 1:27 pm)
Actually, if you look at the Sailhaven records, the Resistance was off of Sailhaven before the bombs were dropped--Elliot brought Sailhaven away from Kyngdom for it's safety.
And SOCS doesn't care about anyone's daughters.
They killed many of those.
(May 16, 2017 - 3:49 pm)
I do think that these records are being made up. I remember that there was a fire that happened by the result of one of the bombs.
And I branched away from SOCS for a specific reason, and then gave my army to them for that reason. It is still classified. I don't care what SOCS thinks about daughters, as I am not really a part of them and I was always a wild card, so I don't know why you would mention that. But again, you wouldn't understand. You don't have children or a family like that. I do care about my child. You really don't understand. None of you are old enough to yet, but that's not an excuse to talk about a sensitive subject that you are ignorant to.
(May 16, 2017 - 8:09 pm)
I'm sorry about your daughter. I really hope she gets well. Truly I do.
The Resistance was off of SailHaven.
(May 16, 2017 - 10:20 pm)
@KBSreporter
Can anyone pose as a KBS reporter? Like, give a news update? Like, a long one?
(May 17, 2017 - 8:54 am)
We at K.B.S. would prefer it if no one posed as one of our staff, as that seem she like a form of impersonating. You can send us news, and we'll send that out to the general public, but not long reports. However, we cannot stop you from submitting long posts containing news stories.
You could have your own show on here, a different news 'channel' that's still sort of KBS News. We could sort out what each of us cover later.
Thank you for asking.
(May 17, 2017 - 3:17 pm)
I don't think excuses should keep being made about the Resistance and SailHaven, so let us stop debating about it.
And thank you, I suppose.
(May 17, 2017 - 8:58 am)
(May 27, 2017 - 8:48 am)