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Kyngdom Broadcasting Syst

Kyngdom Broadcasting System

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Hello, you're listening to the Kyngdom Broadcast System, the best news broadcast around. To begin, we would like to report the deaths of the following persons. May we have a moment of silence.

Hather Reinedela of Mer

Maria Rachel Brown

Heather 

Alexandria 'Luna' Regiux

Riuex

Lilly Lamour

Thank you.

Now in education. We would like to annunce that the Aftermoor Woods school for young mages is open and accepting new recruits. The SOCS schools are growing in numbers, although we aren't sure where they're putting their next campus, as such knowledge is reserved purely for members of the SOCS engineering/architect staff. Also, BIG schools have yet again begun recruiting. We have reports from various informants that a girl known as 'Lucy B.' has recieved the dreaded letter.

Battles continue to break out all across Kyngdom, as the war goes on. Aslahari has erupted into a series of battles again, as the Catastrophe-occupied city revolts aganst Catastrophe's Army. Remember folks: He killed their Monarchie, and basically enslaved their friends and fam. We're not sure if Aslahari is still the minefield we last heard about from a certain 'Mina' but we're guessing it is. Do not approach Aslahari, folks. Joküll is still occupied by Catastrophe's forces, but as far as we know, things have settled down there ever since 'Moon R.' and multiple other Resistance associates attacked a few weeks ago. 

A new organization has surfaced. They call themselves the Black Skull, and though we know little of their motives, what we do know isn't good. They have claimed responsability for the massacre that was the Annual Ball of Flowers. They are an 'invite only' style of cult. Ever since they surfaced, many assassins, rangers, and warroirs have been turned away after asking to join. 

New news update: The minefield in Aslahari remains. We do not recommend visiting. 

Resistance activity has quieted down over the past few weeks. This may be due to the deaths of some of their members. We assume they have gathered somewhere for a funeral or two. We are not yet sure where they are.

Thank you for listening to K.B.S, and stay tuned for the next news updates! 

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submitted by K.B.S. Reporter
(May 7, 2017 - 6:24 am)

The weather looks nice in Northeastern Kyngdom. However, today I am travelling to the Resistance base, so I would like to know the weather during that passage time.

submitted by Baron
(May 8, 2017 - 8:08 pm)

Because we do not know where the Resistance base is located, nor what time you will be traveling there, we cannot help you. 

submitted by K.B.S. Reporter
(May 9, 2017 - 5:01 am)

That's quite alright. 

My advisors and scientists already told me. 

submitted by Baron
(May 9, 2017 - 4:28 pm)

"'A certain, 'Mina?'"

Why, okay then. 

submitted by Mina
(May 8, 2017 - 8:15 pm)

On behalf of the Resistance

We are here to resist against oppressors, liberate Kyngdom from the evils that seek to control it, and make Kyngdom free from the rule of tyrants. We are forming a council with one voted in representative of every species, in which all have an equal voice. 

Anyone else have anything to add? 

submitted by Icy
(May 10, 2017 - 12:41 pm)

Please visit the Plot Thread for some very important ideas on the fate of Kyngdom. 

Thank you.  

submitted by News
(May 10, 2017 - 10:26 pm)

Ever since we discussed farm animal sentience,  I feel responsible for the strikes...

That's a proud type of responsibility, however XD 

submitted by Icy
(May 11, 2017 - 1:55 pm)

Please do not make me die of boredom on my cafe thread.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(May 12, 2017 - 8:38 am)

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*signal found* 

K.B.S. now presents you with 100 things to do in Kyngdom!

 

1. Visit the Bog and Burrow Inn(s)

2. Fly on with a herd of Pegasi

3. Intern at the B.I.G.

4. Go to the temples in Aslahari

5. Attend the Annual Ball of Flowers

6. Party with Princess Tigris and her family

7. Take a swim in Nurri Bay

8. Join Catastrophe's Army (without being killed)...

9. ...Or the Resistance

10. Create intricate maps with the Mapmaker's Association

11. Get expirimented on by the S.O.C.S.

12. Walk the Meak Peak hiking trails

13. Enter the Gryphon's cage

14. Explore the Labrynthlands

15. Try the rock candy at the Brown Outpost

16. Raft the whitewater rivers of New Cogsville

17. Approach the Oracle

18. Join the Animals

19. Draw with Lycaella

20. Spend a day in Sprocketville

21. Tour the Castle of thte Villipaix Elves

22. Visit the chapels of Rainfall

23. Have dinner at the Taft Tavern

24. Go to the Historical Site of the place where Sailhaven crashed (the first time)

25. Ride on the Badger Express

26. Boat around Boiler Harbor

27. Avoid the Decoy Forest

28. Participate in a battle that will make history

29. Crash one of the many balls

30. Raid a village with Alexander Richardson

31. Fall through a spontaneous wormhole

32. Accidentally get inhuman powers

33. Build an automaton with Sprocket

34. Visit Jokull

35. Meet F.A.F.A. and attend one of their meetings

36. Go to the Jolly Rancher on open mic night

37. Spontaneously combust

38. Fight an evil version of yourself, turn into an instrument and fall into the ocean

39. Buy a CatPan

40. Eat at RP's RPing Cafe

41. Bike the trails at the Secret Forest

42. Explore Old Windswood

43. Attend the Resistance's orientation

44. Get your shadow stolen and weaponized by Catastrophe

45. Browse the Happy Crow Bookstore at New Windswood

46. Attend a boot camp with Autumn and Rose

47. Take a photo shoot in the Crimson Fields

48. Find the real Power of Hoof

49. Try out new gadgets at the Spygear Club

50. Eat pancakes (duh)

51. Go on a quest with Zephyra or Little Crow

52. Find the Powers with Icy

53. Mourn for the fallen warriors of the past

54. Become a spy for Captain O

55. Wait for Sailhaven to dock in Kyngdom again, then visit it's libraries

56. Explore West Whetson

57. Take a motorbike across the Grasplands

58. Visit Daisy's Diner

59. Figure out where the heck Charlie W. went

60. Have Brynn resurrect your dead loved ones

61. Journey through Hidden Paradise Valley

62. Avoid being stabbed

63. Cry alongside Jake as he mourns for shadow of everywhere

64. Hike to Big Toe

65. Go on a dangerous mission to the B.I.G. laboratories to save your friend

66. Learn what your SOUL looks like

67. Take a canoe down Hardswallow River

68. Perform woodland magics with Rose Carter

69. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

70. Frolick through the Green Hills

71. Read this list

72. Dig under the stone tree

73. Join the Animals

74. Take a flip-phone picture of a map

75. Hear the legends of the Powers

76. Learn to speak Cypher

77. Spy with Scarlet C.

78. March for Farm Animal's rights

79. Watch Alexandria's tapes

80. Figure out who in Claaws' name runs the Black Skull

81. Soar with Connie, Aviance and Vol

82. Go on a mission for the Elites

83. Seek out Crown, the Sword, and the Shield of Ravenmore

84. Have some of the Badger Express' Pinesüppe

85. Run through the South of Kyngdom with Blazing Star

86. Fight a battle with the Army of Kyngdom or the Mutant Army

87. Die and meet shadow and Death

88. Sing folksongs with friends

89. Have a bout with Rigga

90. Go to Mer and visit the royals there

91. Intern for the Rising

92. Excavate Fallen Heights

93. Hike to Wind Falls

94. Open the door in the Labyrinth lands to see what's on the other side

95. Don't get killed by giant badgers (or badgers in general)

96. Offer Proffessor Hornshaw a box of chocolates or a fine fur coat

97. Add to the book of Mythical Beasts

98. Figure out what the heck is going on at B.I.G. Headquarters

99. Learn martial arts

100. Follow the Crow

 

That's all for today folks!

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submitted by K.B.S. Reporter
(May 13, 2017 - 12:55 pm)

*reads through list, growing increasingly... well, something*

I take it not all of these options are open to everyone. I don't know exactly what else to say.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(May 13, 2017 - 5:02 pm)
submitted by nudge
(May 13, 2017 - 12:55 pm)
submitted by TOP!!!!!
(May 13, 2017 - 12:56 pm)

I love how the list wants nothing to do with me. XD Not like I care, I just thought it was funny. i guess I may not be the best cat to hang out with.

submitted by Mina
(May 13, 2017 - 7:30 pm)

And I am too much fun to handle.

also complaint to the Reporter, I don't raid villiges. That is injustice, agaisnt the very thing my family about so don't ever make me sound like a villian. 

submitted by Alex Rr, age 14
(May 14, 2017 - 2:14 am)

Do you suppose the last one is some sort of clue? I know it's supposed to be done, but there's certainly more than one crow in Kyngdom.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(May 14, 2017 - 12:56 pm)