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Thank you again for listenening to K.B.S. News. A new update: We have recently learned that Ronan, known Resistance affiliate and son of Catastrophe, has been spotted back somewhere near Decoy Forest. We do not yet know why he is there, only that he is and that someone ought to check it out before the poor boy kills himself. Talking to you, Icy.

The Resistance has been gaining more and more new recruits lately. We don't yet know their motives. Take down Catastrophe? The Black Skull? The SOCS? Whatever the reason, they seem to be working harder than ever to get new members.

Now for the weather.

Northwestern Kyngdom: It's looking rainy the next few days. Be prepared for high winds around Bleak Peak through the evening. Also, the Bog and Burrow may take a beating. Check on those trees, and don't let any branches fall on Kyngdom's most beloved diner! The rain is moving up from the south rapidly, everybody.

Northeastern Kyngdom: Snow, snow, and more snow. Maybe a little hail tomorrow evening. We see a giant storm coming your way. Power outages may occur, and we warn inhabitants to be prepared for a few days without electricity.

Southwestern Kyngdom: Sunny skies. Maybe a little rain in the evening, but nothing much to worry about. No hurricaines on the horizan.

Southeastern Kyngdom: We don't recommend traveling through the tunnels (or what remains of them) for fear that they may cave in due to buildup of rain overtop of them. Stay out of the Labrynthlands, folks. A few rivers have flooded because of last night's storms, but New Cogsville officials have managed to keep civilians safe from the rising waters. 

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Back to the news. There have been a series of robberies occuring in New Windswood. Officials are completely purplexed, as they have not found any evidence of a culprit. One day, things are there. The next, they're gone. A reward of two good milking cows, three sheep and a chicken to anyone with information.

There have been multiple strikes amongst barnyard animals all throughpout Kyngdom. They say that they 'Are sick of being slaughtered, sheared and milked for the delight of Homo Sapiens Sapiens.' The revolts include practices such as hens refusing to lay eggs, cows fleeing in the middle of the night, and pigs throwing their food at farmers. There have also been multiple marches in which cows, sheep, chickens, and other common livestock go from place to place brandishing signs reading 'Down with the Humans' and 'Equal Rights for Animals and People.' 

That's all for now! Thanks for listening to K.B.S.

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hey, just a heads up reporter, the school in the Aftermoor Woods is called the Delhum Spell Trade Academy. Amicia, many thanks.

Can anyone post on here? If they have news?

Yes.

Admin

We would like to announce that we did not claim responsibility on the bombing at the Annual Ball of Flowers. In fact, the death of Lady Lilly Pur Lamour was due to an explosion set off by A. Sol.

We are also not a cult. We are a very particular type of organisation, but not a cult. 

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(Author's note: I think some may have trouble picturing the Black Skull, so if you've seen Spectre, a James Bond movie, try thinking of the organisation as being similar to the one in that movie, with the Pale King as the leader.)