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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

 

The Bog & Burrow Inn is Kyngdom's #1 venue for live performance. 

We've hosted top musicians (Ssassandra, The Ramblin' Rodents), dancers (The Scaredy Cats), magicians (Fatima the Fantastic Ferret), poets (The Artist Formerly Known as PikNik), comedians (Benny the Blobfish), and many others!

If you have an act, or just an itch to perform at our open-mike night, fill out this form. You might become Kyngdom's next star performer.

 

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: ________________
 
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: ________________
 
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: ________________
 
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): _______________
 
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___
 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _____________
 
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______________
 
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
 
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
 
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
 
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
 
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU. 

submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, Bog & Burrow Inn
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)

back to the KYNGDOM™
YOUR NAME:PhoenixClaw 
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Fire Eater Phoenix
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS:My pet mouse Scarlett 
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.):Fire Eating
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft _x_ more than 100 sq ft ___
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED:Tiny guitar for Scarlett
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: None I have my feathers
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): 12 Flaming torches
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 _x__ 5 ___
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): A bucket of ice water,carrots,and cheese
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.:I will eat flaming torches with guitar music fr

YOUR NAME: ________________
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES ETC.: I will eat flaming torches with gitar music from Scarlett.
submitted by PhoenixClaw, age 200, Somewhere in the Sky
(August 2, 2016 - 1:34 pm)

WOW, I CANT BELEVE YOUUURRUU AND I HAVE SIMILAR NAMES... oh yha, and that act seams cool

submitted by Pheonix C., age 10, On open waves
(August 2, 2016 - 8:49 pm)

Thanks Pheonix C. Laughing

submitted by PhoenixClaw, age 200, In a Cave reading Cricket
(August 4, 2016 - 3:32 pm)

This is my poster  Wink I hope this works. 

submitted by PhoenixClaw, age 200, In a Cave reading Cricket
(August 4, 2016 - 3:36 pm)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: Ripred
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: The Renaissance
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Hugo, the lion.
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Stunt
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED:  more than 100 sq ft (100 ft. is perfect) 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Rings, Cage.
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: Tarnished Cape.
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): Assistant to set up course.
DANGER LEVEL:4
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): 2 Servings of Ribeye Steak. 
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.:
(ENTER RIPRED, TARNISHED CAPE ON)
R:"Ladies and Gentle-animals, Cubs, and cubs, welcome to the one, the only,  Renaissance Act! For today's act me and my co-host Hugo wil be jumping the rings of fire! No human assitance required
R: Give it up for Huuuuuuuugo the lion! (Applause)
H: Man, thanks guys! You ready to get flamed? (Cheeeing)
R:Give it a go Hugo!
H: (Jumps through 5 ringsin one jump) (Gasps)
R: The one, the Only Hugo!
H: Your turn, Ripred!
R: (Jumps catches on fire and shakes it off which is part of act)
(Animals Bow)
R & H: Thank you!
(CURTAINS CLOSE) 
submitted by Ripred, The Tiger, age 117, Barelands
(August 31, 2016 - 8:53 am)

I WILL DESTROY THIS BAR AND BUILD MY OWN IN ITS PLACE!!!(and serve waffles)

submitted by BOOMING VOICE , age ?, outside
(September 12, 2016 - 9:40 am)

Name:Thalia 

Name of Act:Amazing Magic Tricks  

Type of Act:Magic

Total Space Needed:Less Than 10 Square ft. 

Danger Level:1

I will be predicting the future and making things vanish into thin air. 

submitted by Thalia K., age 10, West Virginia
(September 13, 2016 - 7:41 pm)

YOUR NAME: Bamboo

NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT:  The Firey Trio

OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Smog and Orchid

TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Music and Fire?

TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: More than 100 sq ft

INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Drums, gasoline

WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: Fire suits & fire backround

ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): Fire extinguisher  (we will take care of the giant invisible bubble)

DANGER LEVEL: 4/5 (Maybe, but we do have the giant bubble)

REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS ETC.): Dark chocolate (LOTS)

PLEASE DESRCIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ECT.: We will be breathing fire, jumping through fire hoops, etc. (and playing drums)

PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH) 

I do not have one (Yet).

submitted by Bamboo, age 20, Bog & Burrow Inn
(September 17, 2016 - 3:06 pm)

(we don't actually need gasoline...)

submitted by Bamboo, Bog & Burrow Inn
(September 20, 2016 - 9:35 pm)

anonymous

Iamawesome!!

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vocal

normal auditoriam stage

mic

country dress size xxxxxxxs

?

0

tea

Eidelweiss, Eidelweiss (you get the idea)

? 

submitted by anonymous/FAFforever, age ?, Kyngdom
(September 26, 2016 - 8:38 pm)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: Charlie Chihuahua
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Charlie the Totally and Completely Awesome Chihuahua
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Isn't one totally awesome chihuahua enough?
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): AWESOMENESS! hehehe (aka music)
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: More than 100 sq ft (in case I do some epic dance moves) 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Everything you could possibly think of + 3 mandolins
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: Something snazzy! With sequins!
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): Rotten tomato shield (not that I'll need it. I hope)
DANGER LEVEL: 5, some awesomeness is too powerful for unprepared beings
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): Kibble. LOTS OF IT.
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: I basically dance around the stage singing awesome oldies like Eye of the Poodle by Survivor, Billy I Want Some Beans by Michael Dachshund, and other epic stuff!
submitted by CharlieChihuahua, age ?, Wherever The Audience Is
(October 9, 2016 - 1:37 pm)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: Fawn Lennon
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Fawn Lennon's John Lennon Songs
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: None
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Music, but only the best!
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: Less than 10 sq ft.
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: My Walkman hooked up to speakers.
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: None, thanks.
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): Some lighting would be great!
DANGER LEVEL: 4, in case I turn the speaker on so loud it explodes. 
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): Pictures of John Lennon.
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: Pretty much all of Mr Lennon's amazing songs!
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

None yet!

submitted by Fawn Lennon
(October 13, 2016 - 11:08 am)

NAME: anonymous

NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: I'm Solo Shapeshifter and I'm peforming Radioactive(thanks a lot for pollution humans)

TYPE OF ACT: music

TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: enough space to fit a large-no, VERY LARGE, water tank

PROPS?: mic, brazen goo, dynamite, explosive junk

ADDITIONAL: Large, 10 feet long, 6 feet wide, water tank with water in it

DANGER LEVEL: 5

REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM: fireproof t-shirt that says "BLOW UP B.I.G"

PARAGRAPH: I will be singing Radioactive by Imagine Sea Dragons and it will be very dangerous since brazen goo is included and explosions caused by pollutions. At some point I will shpeshift back into a gecko so I can set off the explosions and the quickly turn back into a siren.

 

 

submitted by anonymous, age ?, Kyngdom/Mer
(October 18, 2016 - 7:45 pm)

If you are in need of any acts, I could wow the audiance by morphing into a hawk. Just send a message with the trees if I am wanted.

submitted by Esthil, age long, long, forest
(November 25, 2016 - 11:09 am)

Name: Cavalia Odessey

Name of group/band/act: Cavalia the horse and her faithful CAPTCHA Albus Percival Brian Wright Dumbledore

Other group memberss: Albus Percival Brian Wright Dumbledore

Type of act: Music

Total space needed: 25 square feet

Instruments or props needed:1 mic, one 16sq ft tank full of water

Costumes needed: NONE

Additional objects/services: Camomile tea

Danger level:5

My act is the peformance of Radioactive by Imagine Sea Dragons with TNT and very explosive fireworks. It also will be including my raven CAPTCHA dropping atomic bombs and Brazen goo from above and me shapeshifting into a sea serpent and back to a human. 

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(November 30, 2016 - 10:09 pm)
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