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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

 

The Bog & Burrow Inn is Kyngdom's #1 venue for live performance. 

We've hosted top musicians (Ssassandra, The Ramblin' Rodents), dancers (The Scaredy Cats), magicians (Fatima the Fantastic Ferret), poets (The Artist Formerly Known as PikNik), comedians (Benny the Blobfish), and many others!

If you have an act, or just an itch to perform at our open-mike night, fill out this form. You might become Kyngdom's next star performer.

 

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: ________________
 
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: ________________
 
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: ________________
 
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): _______________
 
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___
 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _____________
 
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______________
 
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
 
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
 
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
 
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
 
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU. 

submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, Bog & Burrow Inn
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)

Hey, it's not funny! Some people have weird phobias!

 

Only Viola? really knows what I'm talking about, though. 

submitted by Author of Microchip
(July 20, 2017 - 7:56 pm)

Sorry. Didn't mean to be rude

submitted by Shutterfly, age 11, Californa
(July 20, 2017 - 11:08 pm)

Microchip should be afraid!!!!!

I'm the guy in the picture.... BUT I HAVE SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!
submitted by SquirrelWithScissors, age 9, In a tree
(July 21, 2017 - 9:36 am)

Okay......I'm still not afraid. Not to Bragg you couldn't hurt me. I can turn into a human and humans are much bigger than you. Even as a cat I can defeat you. Not trying to sound full of myself and if I am sorry!!!!

submitted by Sunset, age 14, Californa
(July 21, 2017 - 7:42 pm)
submitted by She told ME to be , age afraid
(July 22, 2017 - 5:38 am)

NAME: Peanut

NAME OF GROUP\BAND\ACT:  The flying Nuts

Other group memebers:  Crystal Midnight, Wisty, and Blake.

Tpye of act [music, magic, peotry, comedy, act, etc]: Cictrus acts

Total space needed: Less than 10 sq feet

Instruments or props needed: long rope, pole, Tasperty not as in art, but the other kind, gaint ballon, makeup, nuts.

Wardrobe or customes: Nut hat.

Additional servies: None

Danger level: 3

Requirements for dressing room: None.

Please describe your act: We will be walking across the rope 5 feet off the ground. we will be swinging across the stage on the tapstery. We will threw the gaint ballon around. Makeup for clown faces and the nuts will be used for juggling a seeing how many nuts you can put in are mouth. 

submitted by Peanut, age 14, Idaho
(July 23, 2017 - 6:25 pm)

This is the poster. 

lebanese-nuts-flying-24121892-2.jpg
submitted by Peanut, age 14, Idaho
(July 23, 2017 - 7:46 pm)

 

Dymond Prickles

Dymond, The Amazing Sword Swallowing Hedgehog

Jo-Jo, the hamster who carries my swords

Sword swallowing

About 2 square ft.

20 hedgehog sized steel swords, and three fire hoops

A golden tiara and silver tap shoes, and a top hat for Jo-Jo

a hedge hog sized trapeze

none for the audience, but considerable danger for me

salted caramel truffles

I will be swallowing many swords and doing plenty of acrobatics/tap dancing too.You will see me leap while swallowing 3 swords, tap dance while spinning fire hoops and swallowing MORE swords,  jump from a trapeze and land on my feet, and finish it off by singing an amazing suprise song.I'm sorry, but I don't know how to make a promotional poster.

 

submitted by Josephine H., age 11, Massachussets
(September 21, 2017 - 7:50 am)

Sydna Paralian

The Seaside Sillies

Oysta and Lobsta Fysh, and Crab E.Saand

music

less than ten square feet

1shellfish sized saxophone, prefarably polka-dot

none, we provide our own tailored tuxedos

3 shellfish sized microphones

danger level-1

deep fried plankton

WE shall be peforming traditional undersea jazz songs such as "Down By The Old Deep Sea", "It's Too Whangin' Wavy", "Swirl, Swirl Seal", and "The Tidal Bop". With Crab on the sax, Oysta and Lobsta dancing and humming in the backround, and your's truly singin' beuatifully, It all makes for a lovely show.The premotional poster might come later.(maybe) 

 

submitted by Josephine H., age classified, U.S.A.
(October 1, 2017 - 5:07 pm)
Mitchell Bluebell
Ghostly Musicians
Iyana Greenwillow, though she may appear and disappear throughout the night
Music
 
Less than 10 sq. feet
A grand piano; if that is not available, a regular one
A tuxedo (though I am female, I'd still like to wear one) Iyana won't be needing anything
Items that are elligible for a haunting/possession by ghosts
2
None
I, Mitchell Bluebell, sing original compositions such as Lost, Partly Interesting, and Haunted.  Iyana Greenwillow will be playing as accompaniment.  Since she is a ghost, she will need to possess the piano to play it, and may or may not haunt some other objects on or around stage as well if there are any.  Be ready for scares and deep feelings, since Lost has lyrics including, "I've been lost too long to realize there's something more to me than meets the eye," and Haunted features acting parts where Iyana scares a few lucky audience members.
I will be posting the poster soon.
submitted by Mitchell Bluebell, age 14, where you think I'd be
(November 30, 2017 - 12:00 am)

Ugh, nevermind the thing about the poster, I can't find the time to draw one up.

submitted by Mitchell Bluebell, age 14, where you think I'd be
(January 4, 2018 - 10:45 pm)
Kills Thrilla the Silver Griffin
Killa Thrilla and the Spikes
Zilla, Nilla, and Rilla, my band members
Intense heavy metal concert.(like, super intense)
more than 100 sq ft
Silver and gold guitar, preferably at least 2 yrs old, silver and black drum set, silver and red base, and a silver and bronze microphone. All equipment must be griffin sized.
3 silver and black leather jackets, griffin sized and fitted. 1 silver and gold flowing cape, griffin sized.
advanced sound system, and a terrific pyrotechnics setup.
3
4 raw antelope hearts, 4 blood sausages, and 4 bottles of lemon lime soda
our act will be a loud, wild, rock concert including songs such as " Eclipse of Death" , "Gimme a Steak steak steak!", " Poisonous Hunter" and " Vikings are so Chill! Raaaahhhhhaaahhahah!
This concert will probably attract an audience of larger animals seeing as it is very predator themed. Also feel free to have fake silver and gold equipment for economic purposes. The promotional poster shall come later. 
submitted by Jo, age Confidenti, Earth
(December 23, 2017 - 4:05 pm)

Alright, time to get Thimble back on the road. (And reawaken the Bog & Burrow while I'm at it.)

@Moonshadow - What if Thimble and Scarlet run into each other here? 

Charrie update: So, Thimble was turned evil by Jaaws. I'd like her to get un-evilized, but I think she'd have to find Sylvia for that. (But that's a good thing for the plot, since Sylvia needs to be found anyway.)

She's trying to avoid any Capto Abolere members that might recognize her, and in the meantime collect as much information as she can about all of Kyngdom's happenings. If/when she bumps into Scarlet, she'll hide her true intentions out of fear. Then she can get sucked into the mission with the labyrinth tunnels, and then 'stumble' across Sylvia! Maybe Jaaws controls Thimble and wants her to find Sylvia and lead the SAPs to her, but then Sylvia turns Thimble good.

Thimble~

I scurry into the Bog and Burrow Inn, passing by a group of hares drinking parsley soda right next to the entrance. Their laughter grates on my ears and I hurry past.

The Inn is busy tonight. Almost all the tables are full of animals talking and having a good time. Up on stage, a band called The Seaside Sillies is performing a jazz song about the ocean. Well, it's not my kind of music, but at least it's not Killa Thrilla and the Spikes from last night.

I keep my eyes peeled for any familiar faces. So far I don't see anyone I know, and it's not like they'd recognize me anyway now that I've taken to rolling myself in charcoal dust. But still--I can't risk it. So I hurry to the side of the Bog and Burrow designed for small animals and wait to give my order, stuffed crickets with sauce on the side.

~To be continued~

By the way, we should decide what's been going on with Capto Abolere lately. Do you think they would've allied themselves with BIG, FaFA, and everyone else, or would it be more likely that Capense kept them separate?

submitted by Hazel C., Thimble Auribus
(April 22, 2018 - 7:25 am)
submitted by @Moonshadow, (It's Hazel)
(April 26, 2018 - 2:01 pm)

Scarlet~

The Bog & Burrow. It's been awhile. I used to come quite often, but that was before things started happening. Before I got...well...busy.

I make my way to the far end of the restaurant, sitting down in a booth by the wall. I order a bowl of sautéed mealworms. On stage, the Seaside Sealies finish a number, bowing as the audience claps. I glance idly around the room. A group of coyotes are laughing their heads off by the window. A porcupine fidgets with one of his quills. A wolf watches everyone with intense blue eyes. As my eyes flick to the small tables, I notice a black mouse. Just another customer, and yet...something about her...she seems familiar. But I've never known a black mouse.

My mealworms arrive, but I'm suddenly not hungry anymore. I need to get closer.

I stand and walk nonchantly past the small animal section, turning and looking behind me at the last moment. The mouse locks eyes with me. And then--no. It can't be...but yet...I know those eyes. That face...

I step closer to her table, keeping my eyes locked on hers. "Thimble?" 

submitted by Moonshadow
(April 27, 2018 - 9:00 am)