Kyngdom Survival Guide

PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

 

The Bog & Burrow Inn is Kyngdom's #1 venue for live performance. 

We've hosted top musicians (Ssassandra, The Ramblin' Rodents), dancers (The Scaredy Cats), magicians (Fatima the Fantastic Ferret), poets (The Artist Formerly Known as PikNik), comedians (Benny the Blobfish), and many others!

If you have an act, or just an itch to perform at our open-mike night, fill out this form. You might become Kyngdom's next star performer.

 

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: ________________
 
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: ________________
 
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: ________________
 
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): _______________
 
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___
 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _____________
 
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______________
 
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
 
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
 
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
 
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
 
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU. 

submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, Bog & Burrow Inn
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)

Star~~

I carefully slip into the Bog and Burrow Inn. Personally, I prefer the Bog and Burrow Inn over the Jolly Rancher. The Jolly Rancher tends to be full of very prejudiced humans. I keep my glowing blue wings tucked underneath my cloak. Even compared to the strange visitors of the Bog and Burrow, I stand out. My blood is purple and so is my blush, I'm a Dolor Felis which is alreasy weird since they're humanoid cat people, my fur is a weird silvery color and I have a strante white star marking on my forhead, and I have two small blue wings that glow. 

A few others sit around. Wigbig the rabbit looks up at me. "Star! Good to see you? Have you got anything to sell today?" The chef asks , his small nose twitching in excitement. 

"I do have a few things I've gathered," I tell him, pulling my pouch off my back . I set it down on the countertop and pull out some herbs, berries, nuts, and a few trinkets. Wigbig inspects them all. "Hmm...I'll pay 15 gold for this all," He says. The entire time he's talking my Cypher translates wildly . 

"Sounds good to me!" I tell him. Wigbig passes the coins over to me. I take them and put them in my pouch , then sling my pouch back over my shoulder.

"Would you like anything?" Wigbig asks. 

" I'd like some of your chamomile tea and some fried herbs and fruit. " Wigbig hops into the kitchen. A few minutes later he returns with the food. I hand him a few silver coins, then sit down at a table with my food.  Louis Aardwolf is playing Hello, Dragon on the stage.

I feel at peace for  once.

~~~ 

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Kyngdom
(January 31, 2019 - 5:49 pm)

Aria:

I have the air carry me to the doors of the Bog & Burrow Inn to see if I got the job as a performer, but also to try and find someone who's in FAFA. I look over as I am about to enter and see a pangolin (wait, what? A pangolin?) and a coyote discussing something. As I am about to call the wind to carry their conversation to me, I pick something up. FAFA! They must be a part of it! The coyote has on a badge. I zoom over to them, hearing the names "Ren" and "Bomani". I skid to a stop, back-flipping in the air to block them from leaving just as they are about to walk away.

"Wait!" I call. "Ren and Bomani, right? Are you a part of FAFA? Because if you are, I want to join. I think I can be super useful!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Okay, so I am an elemental if you don't know who I am. I can control (on basic levels) the elements. I take an appearance sort of like a nymph. I'm excited for what comes next!

~Aria

submitted by Aria, age 12, Wandering
(February 21, 2019 - 2:36 pm)

Actually, Ren and Bomani aren't here anymore. Those posts were made awhile ago. Sorry!

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Kyngdom
(February 21, 2019 - 4:49 pm)

Man, I am falling behind. Oops. Embarassed

submitted by Aria, age 12, Wandering
(February 24, 2019 - 12:11 pm)

I'm so sorry for not replying, Aria. Are you still around?

submitted by Hazel C.
(June 23, 2019 - 8:35 pm)

Welcome to the Bog and Burrow Inn!

Today's special is grilled tomato worms seasoned with lemon and cilantro.

Scenic Week: A complimentary fizzy root beverage will be provided to anyone who arrives during sunset or sunrise. 

submitted by Bog & Burrow Staff
(June 23, 2019 - 7:57 pm)

Seven months. Seven MONTHS since the last post. Welp, Ima post anyway. Who knows, maybe I will bring this back up again. *people look at me in disbelief* What? It could happen! Anyway, just to let you know, my character for this inn rp is a female white wolf with blue eyes. She is also a waitress. 

~Sunlight~

I wiped the dirty table off with a rag. After it looked a bit clean, I adjusted it so it was just right. Everything has to be perfect for the first night. I needed to show Wigbig and the other staff that I can handle this job.

Some might think that a dainty polite-speaking wolf going to work at a low-down dirty bar is a bad idea. But it is the only way to get hard-earned money within miles of here, and my family would need it. Maybe I can even get some sophisticated friends here from time to time.

Soon it was time for the staff to open the doors. I held up my head firm. Just remember what mother said: keep calm, keep posture and manners, keep kindness. She let out a deep breath.

They opened the doors, and a flood of animals and people came in. 

 

submitted by Dusk S., age ????, ????
(September 5, 2019 - 7:24 pm)

Whoops I didn’t notice the June comment. And even if it wasn’t there, it would be technically eight months, not seven. I did so many calculations wrong... 

so three months isn’t that big of a deal actually 

submitted by Dusk S., age ????, ????
(September 5, 2019 - 7:42 pm)

I will be a performer for this night we are rping in! 

YOUR NAME: Eliza

NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Eliza the Enchanting Soloist

TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Singing.

TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: Less than ten square feet

INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: There are no instruments needed except my beautiful voice. I will need a clean chair though. I don’t want to sit on a dusty floor while I am singing.

WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: None. My black fur, white underbelly, nine tails, and green eyes are my clothes. 

ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): As long as you promise there are no ruffians coming after me I will be prefectly fine. 

DANGER LEVEL: ....1.

REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): Fish. Oh, and a hairbrush too.

____________

PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: On this night and many more, I will sing enchanting songs that are peaceful, calm, and welcoming that everyone will be sure to enjoy. Such songs I will sing are “Full Moon”, “Snow Serenade”, and my personal favorite, “Song of Peace”.

____________

Alas, I have no promotional poster. They will just see me in person.  

 

submitted by Eliza the Kitsune, age ????, ????
(September 6, 2019 - 5:48 pm)

YOUR NAME: Lydia 

NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: The Trick Horse Troupe

OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Alex, Mary, and James (all horses like me)

TYPE OF ACT: Stunts and tricks

TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than 100 square feet (I believe) 

INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: not much. For most of our act we are just using our bodies. But we could have some hoops, like what they have in the circus. It would be great if they were flaming too!

WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: None.

ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED: I don’t think so...

DANGER LEVEL: 3, but that is only if one of our performers make a mistake and fall into the crowd, or if the hoops (if flaming) fall on the floor. 

SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM: We like carrots, but anything vegetable is fine.

PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: The Trick Horse Troupe will perform many stunning acts right before your eyes tonight. We are one of the best performers in all Kyngdom! We will do amazing tricks, like horse towers, jumping, somersaulting, and many other tricks! You don’t want to miss us tonight!

 

 

 

 

submitted by Lydia
(September 17, 2019 - 5:12 pm)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: Scathath
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: magic
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: me share attension no
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): magic and hypnotism (more of mind control)
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than 10 sq ft 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: cinders 1 cubic centimeter
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: scepter made of amber (if no amber wood suffices but less showy) 
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): curtains opening and dramatic music
DANGER LEVEL: 0 if nobody interups otherwize 4.5
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): some pho
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: chant in a language i am the only living understander throw ashes
staff flares for a bit make shadows corporeal then blow ash at everyone to control all who inhale

 

DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU. 

submitted by scathath, age 12 , roaming
(February 4, 2020 - 9:51 pm)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: Scathath
NAME OF ACT: firefly
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: my shadow
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): both magic and mindcontrol
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: 9 sq feet
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: narwhal tusk carved into scepter with a top carved into the face of a dragon with amber eyes. cinders
DANGER LEVEL: 3 
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): none
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: Chant 
then throw ashes into air bang ground with staff and they become a shadow suddenly all shadows in the room become that shadow chant then bang staff control front row into figting the air then stop chanting making everything normal
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU. 

submitted by scathath, age 12 , roaming
(February 4, 2020 - 10:14 pm)

In some cases, ten years can change everything. 

The Bog + Burrow wasn’t one of those cases.

People had come and gone over the years. They’d celebrated the Rebellion’s wins; they’d cried over the numerous deaths. They’d loved, and they’d mourned. Time continued forward, but only in the background. All in all, the place stayed the same.

Icarus wasn’t bothered by the lack of change. Maybe he’d have wished for more adventure a time ago, but things were different now. While little progress had been made on either side in the past decade, he could sense things shifting. The Bog + Burrow was a constant, and therefore it was a safe haven.

Tilly could sense the changes in the war, too. Icarus could tell. She’d fly above the trees longer and more often than she used to, on patrol for any threats. And Bertie was listening for more than just gossip when she hid under the tables of the FAFA agents. She was listening for news about where the fight was going — when they might need to run.

“Icarus,” came Tilly’s chirping voice, which pulled him from his thoughts. The chickadee perched before him. “Donna and I put up the NOW HIRING, and we made a new sign about the open mic. With any luck, we’ll get some new staff and performers soon!”

Icarus smiled. “Delightful, Tilly. Thank you. That was on my to-do list.”

“Very little on your to-do list seems to actually get done.” Tilly chuckled. “Well, I’m heading out on patrol. I’ll be back in a few hours, okay?” 

“Okay,” Icarus said. “Stay safe!”

She fluttered away. 

***

And there's the little reboot for the Bog + Burrow! Please feel free to join in and roleplay here.

submitted by Periwinkle, age 14, Somewhere in the stars
(March 9, 2024 - 5:04 pm)

Yayyy!!! Thank you so much Peri, this is perfect!!

 

YOUR NAME: Mountain Rufin
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Sunsets Again (group)
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Hill, Filly, Phantasmagoria, Mist, Eve
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): improv!
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___. Whatever!
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: whatever!
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: whatever!
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)
submitted by C
(March 9, 2024 - 7:45 pm)
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): whatever! Really, just give us a miscellaneous prop list, and we'll make do!
DANGER LEVEL: Sunsets Again is not responsible for any cases of laughing to death. We rate this show as a danger level 3. Mostly because we have low self-confidence of being funny, bc we aren't, but sometimes we occasionally are. *thumbs up*
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): markers please! We like to scribble on each other's faces in our spare time!
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.:
Mountain: *sigh* this graveyard is so dark and damp...
Eve: smells horrible too
Phanta: yeah, like rotting corpses or something 
Eve: *mishears* huh. Now that you say it, it does smell like rotting horses!
Mountain: Daria! Could that be you?
Filly: *enters* M-Maria? *starts sobbing hysterically* I-I thought I had lost you when I crashed our car!
Mountain: it's okay, we're here now! United even in death!
Phanta: wait...  Daria. You're the one who killed us all?!?
Filly: oh, um. Hi. Bob. You're here too. Uh, yeah. I killed you guys, but it's fine now.
Phanta: oh, ok. Cool. Just making sure. 
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH) maybe later?
submitted by CelineBurning Bright, Back! :)
(March 9, 2024 - 9:30 pm)