LONGEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

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LONGEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

LONGEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

The longest thread EVER has been found! It is that game "Last To Post Wins" with FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN POSTS!!!!! 

The longest thread in the first 10 pages of the Inkwell is.....(drumroll please!)

Magic RP with THREEE HUNDERED AND SEVENTY NINE POSTS!!!! 

submitted by balletandbow, age 12, Moon
(November 18, 2015 - 4:09 pm)

XD. Puns are wonderful things.

(These are all from online, not my own.) 

I periodically make bad chemistry puns.

When it comes to chemistry puns, I'm in my element.

Don't even bother to argue with Pi. It's always so irrational. 

Seems like all the good chemistry puns argon.

 

 

 

submitted by coyotedomino, age 14, the Wood, Omniverse
(February 21, 2018 - 9:44 pm)

eh, I'm just bored, and thought, hey, this needs to stay on the first page, so here I am commenting. 

anyway, what do you cal a shirt made interly of corn?

a crop top

what do you call a tree in a hurricane?

doomed 

submitted by Annabeth C
(February 24, 2018 - 6:19 pm)

I saw this and thought eh, why not?

submitted by Element
(February 27, 2018 - 6:15 pm)

You are in a room with a calendar and a flower garden. What do you eat and where do you sleep?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You eat the dates, sleep on the flowerbed, and as a bonus drink from the spring. 

submitted by Blue Moon Topping, age 11, Here
(March 2, 2018 - 7:22 pm)

TOP the LTE! For all the bad jokes! (Okay, maybe not.) 

 

submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(April 9, 2018 - 10:16 am)

Two dolphins walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and says, "What's the porpoise of this?"

submitted by Alizarine
(April 11, 2018 - 7:21 pm)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?...

 

 

 

... "Where's my tractor?"

submitted by Alizarine
(April 12, 2018 - 12:32 pm)

YAAS YAS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

POSTING XD 

submitted by Tyberious Firestone, age Cosmos duh, Cosmos
(April 14, 2018 - 1:27 pm)

EHMEHGAWAHD I dont know why I'm here.

submitted by Darkking, age Who knows?, A dimension.
(April 14, 2018 - 2:14 pm)
submitted by Darkking, age less, A dimension.
(April 14, 2018 - 8:54 pm)

WOW

submitted by Storm Windwhisperer
(April 14, 2018 - 8:33 pm)

Got my new NatGeo magazine! Boy it feels and looks different. RIP old design, you will be missed. 

submitted by Storm Windwhisperer
(April 14, 2018 - 8:33 pm)

It was a stormy summer day. Hail rattled on the house. The girl and her younger sister were in the kitchen.

"Avery, what's making that rattling noise?"

"The POPCORN GHOST."

"What's that?"

"A ghost who lives in the attic and throws popcorn all over the floor so it makes a bunch of noise. Otherwise, he does nothing."

"I'm gonna go look in the attic and say hi."

"You can't do that."

"Why? Will he eat me?"

"Never mind."

"MOM, CAN I GO IN THE ATTIC?"

"NOT RIGHT NOW."

 

And then they joked about the popcorn ghost every time it hailed for years to come.

Thee edna.

submitted by Alizarine
(April 15, 2018 - 6:01 am)

The popcorn ghost! It’s freezing rain right now, so this had perfect timing! XD

Previously known as Young Writer 

submitted by Licensed Bookworm
(April 16, 2018 - 11:33 am)

ARGHHH These jokes are so good but so bad at the same timeeeeee. I groan aloud every time I come to the punch-line. XD 

submitted by Vyolette
(April 16, 2018 - 8:22 am)