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submitted by balletandbow, age 12, Moon
(November 18, 2015 - 4:09 pm)
(November 18, 2015 - 4:09 pm)
Guys! This is random but I figured this would be as good a place as ever to post it--today was my last archery class (I've been doing it since January) and we had a mini-tournament. I won second place (silver medal) out of my whole class! I was in shock when they called my name, I totally wasn't expecting it! I have about 18 kids in my class and many of them were good shots--some even have got multiple bulls-eyes, while I have not--but today I think I shot better than I normally do, and it payed off because I got second place! I just couldn't help but share my elation.
Another thing to be elated about! I don't know how many people have heard of him, but Portugal (the Man) (--yes that's his title) is coming to my city in May, and I just found out that the tickets are $40, and I might be going to see him!
Okay, enough elation.
(February 11, 2018 - 1:07 pm)
Oh, and I have to share this. My friend just emailed it to me. It's so dumb...but excellent.
(February 11, 2018 - 1:30 pm)
Wow. just wow.
(February 11, 2018 - 3:55 pm)
Ow. Just ow.
And Leafpool, you do archery?! That's INSANELY AWESOME! I really need to get to an archery range. I've never even used a bow and arrow.
Well, it's on my bucket list.
(February 12, 2018 - 9:51 pm)
I love archery, but I don't take any classes and I'm really bad at it. I also love bad puns...
Two dolphins walk into a fancy resturant. The host looks up and says, "What's the porpoise of this?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Jokes courtesy of my aunt and me. Copyright 2015 (not really)
(February 13, 2018 - 8:03 am)
"Doctor, there's a patient on Line 1. He's claiming to be invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't afford the electric bills. They were the darkest times of my life.
What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It comes back for seconds.
I have the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
I guess this is a joke/pun thread now.
(February 13, 2018 - 9:58 pm)
A duck, a chicken, a dolphin, and Farmer Ben walk into a bar.
It hurts.
(February 14, 2018 - 6:20 pm)
Wow guys, those are pretty bad. (Sarcasm detected)
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says “You have a drink named Earl?”
(February 15, 2018 - 11:10 am)
Innnnteressting. Here's one I saw in a book:
A horse walks into a bar. When he comes up to order, the guy behind the counter asks him, "Why the long face?"
I'll probably be back with MANY more, thanks to the magazine my younger brother gets. XD
Azkiel says oigw. Uh, General Waffleson isn't here... is he?
(February 16, 2018 - 9:29 pm)
uhm
(February 16, 2018 - 8:41 pm)
Nice, Leafpool. You do archery?! That's SO cool! I'm hoping to sometime get into scottish broadsword lessons sometime...... I LOVE the idea of archery, but to be honest, I would choose a lightwieght sword for an actual fight. Although since I have no actual lessons or natural skill with it, I would probably just choose the biggest sword I could see and jest hack away. About that joke.... It's actually good, okay?! It would be an AMAZING video skit, let's just say that upfront. As a read joke, pretty good. These ones are........ so-so.
Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.
A priest, a catholic, and a Jewish man walk into a bar. The barman looks up suspiciously and says, "What is this, some kind of religious joke?"
Yes. So-so.
(February 17, 2018 - 4:17 pm)
Naw, I love them.
(February 18, 2018 - 12:16 pm)
Alright, some nerdy puns!
When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out, I was, like, O Mg.
One atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron."
The second responds, "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
I was going to tell you a chemistry joke about sodium, but then I was like, Na, you won't even react.
Never trust atoms. They make up literally everything.
Are you screaming in pain yet?
(February 18, 2018 - 9:56 pm)
Speaking of sodium, what do you get when a bunch of salt follows batman?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na NA BATMAN!
What do you get when a bunch of salt turns emo?
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, etc.
Oh, what do DNA wear for pants?
GENES.
(February 20, 2018 - 7:01 pm)
AGH.
(February 21, 2018 - 11:00 am)