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Fictional Problems III!!!
Fictional Problems III!!!
I did a couple of these a while back, and, if I do say so myself, they were fairly popular. For those of you who weren't around then, Fictional Problems is basically just making up insane fiascos which others will advise us upon. For example:
Person One:
Help! My helicopter broke down on the top of Mount Fuji, and all I have for company are a swarm of angry groundhogs! Of course, they have consumed nearly all my sustenance; alas! all I have is a single chocolate chip cookie. SOS!
Person Two:
You should craft a sled from the helicopter, tame the groundhogs, and tie the cookie to a string which you will proceed to tie to a stick. Then, get the groundhogs hitched up to the sled, and encourage them to run by holding the cookie out in front of them. Travel, by means of the groundhog-powered sled, to the nearest village. Hope this helps!
So yeah, randomness is the name of the game on this thread. Have fun!
submitted by The Chocabookaholic, age 12
(October 7, 2014 - 3:21 pm)
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(November 8, 2014 - 4:00 pm)
@ Liddle Sister: Dress up in the superhero costume, and the kid who is punching the screen will stop and try to controll you, for all superheros ar unbeatabe in that game. You will not actualy be controlled, you will just act like it so the kid won't notice what you're about to do. Every pie in the game goes through the screen, and everything that is touching it. You will than throw all the pies except one at the kid, making him run to the bathroom to clean up. You now pick up the last pie and walk through the screen, leve the house, and walk to your own.
HELP!!! I'm stuck in a monster truck garage, except these arn't large trucks on huge wheels, they'er actual MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the shape of a truck. The king monster truck wants to DROWN ME in GASIOLINE and EAT ME!!!!!!!!! All I have is a roll of silver duct tape and a gallon of moter oil!!!!!!! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(November 13, 2014 - 11:40 pm)
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(December 9, 2014 - 4:49 pm)
HELP!
I am babysitting five kids, their names are One, Two, Three, Bob, and Melanie. I started to change One's diaper, but then Two bit my leg and held on to it. One grabbed his dirty diaper and dumped poo and pee on me, and then Bob flushed my purse down the toilet, and that has my driver's license, phone, wallet, EVERYTHING I NEED in it! Melanie said she wanted cookies and not something healthy like her parents wanted her to eat, so she dumped the soup on my head. On top of that, Three just broke his nose and it's bleeding badly. So now I have: A kid biting my leg, and he won't let go, poo and pee all over me, a kid with a nosebleed that I can't get to right now, a kid that is flushing everything in sight down the toilet, a pot on my head and soup all over me, and a kid that is eating cookies that she is allergic to. All I have is this computer. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babysitter
(December 23, 2014 - 5:11 pm)
HHHEELLP!!! I'm being charged by a two-ton, fire breathing, purple dragon on top of a skyscraper with only a nailfile and a crate of lemons!
(March 27, 2015 - 9:57 am)
File the lemons into a sword, drip the juice in the dragon's eyes, and stab the dragon!
I am hiding under the couch from a pack of small rodents and arctic foxes! All I have is a package of No. 2 pencils, some tictacs loaded into my tictac gun, and some oxygen in a bottle!
(April 11, 2015 - 12:36 pm)
Here's what you do: You have to get the attention of one of the arctic foxes and get him to come to where you are hiding. Then, he will see you and open his mouth to eat you, and you stick an unsharpened pencil upright into his mouth to hold it open, then jump out, scream "COME AND GET ME!!!!!" and start shooting tictacs at everything. While they are fleeing for cover, bolt out the nearest door, and prop up the oxygen tank against it to hold it closed. After that, run and put as much distance as possible between yourself and the infested house.
Help!!! I'm trapped in the platypus exibit at a closed zoo, with only a fedora, a teacup, and a blank notebook. The platypuses are getting closer!!
(April 15, 2015 - 2:37 pm)
Put the fedora on one of the platypi. You will figure out its name is Perry. It will take you to an agency, and you can have tea and write about it in the notebook.
HELP!!! I'm stuck in a world of white. All I have is a Band-Aid, a paper with a smiley face on it, and a tennis ball. What can I do? The walls are about to crush me to death!
(April 15, 2015 - 4:32 pm)
Stick the happy faced paper onto the tennis ball with a band-aid, and then shove it into the wall. The wall will get so scared from the happy face's happiness that it will burn out of exsitance.
ECCKKKK!!
My body is being swirled in a giant smoothie machine to MAKE A GIANT HUMAN SMOOTHIE for these really weird horned monkeys. I have pretty much nothing on me besides a small piece of cloth. And my clothes!
ECCKK!! I'm already feeling dizzy!! WELLP.
(April 15, 2015 - 10:21 pm)
Throw your clothes and the piece of cloth into the motor to jam it.
Then, climb out of the blender like the gecko you are.
(On a side note, top!)
My problem:
I have been teleported onto the sun and will perish of heat in approximately 3.48 seconds! All I have is a shuriken, a papaya, and three empty buckets. PLEASE HELP, URGENT!
(April 21, 2015 - 9:52 am)