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Villianous SI! Because
Villianous SI! Because between all the sugar-sparkle fairy princesses and celestial moon goddesses who gush with purity and wisdom, us villains are missing out. Antagonists unite! Oh, wait, is that team spirit I smell? No virtues allowed.
Anyway, I'm LooLoo the Wicked, and I have a white fluffy cat because white cats are evil. Her name is Fluffy the Wicked. I have beautiful long black hair, and am the richest kid on my block... I mean villain in my district. I am the fairest of them all. Of course that could be a lie. Villains lie all the time. Let's see, I love to wear black, oh, I have a very dark personality *smiles brightly* and I keep three weapons on my person.
Anyway, my evil deeds include, Buying blankets made of Real Bunny Fur, not recycling(!), and poking poodles. Mwahaha.
So Shout Out to all those other villains out there, I know you exist.
(Anyone who wants to practice writing villains, unmasking will be on October 3rd! Awards will be given for Most Heartless, Most Stylish, Best Backstory, and Most Likely to Be a Hero in Disguise.)
submitted by LooLoo the Wicked, age 25, Dark Castle of DOOM!
(September 20, 2011 - 12:01 am)
(September 20, 2011 - 12:01 am)
Evil? With a name like Holly? It reminds me of Christmas and candy and that goodie-goodie Santa Claus.
Anyway, one of my slaves just informed me of a young hero attmpting to destroy me, I have some businss to attend to.
(September 24, 2011 - 12:55 pm)
Honestly, guys. If you're villains, why are you giving out your real name. Muahahah. You will never ever find out my real name-- unless you guess what I go by on the CB. HAH! AND THAT YOU WILL NEVER EVER DO!!!
(September 24, 2011 - 4:43 pm)
GAH!!!
(September 24, 2011 - 4:52 pm)
Hah. The Villainess Magazine is rubbish. In the Society of Witches, I have the best evil laugh since 1889. And yes, I was alive back then. That's all I'm giving about my exact age, and really, Holly Invidia, you have your age?
(September 25, 2011 - 8:30 am)
I'm the finding member of the Society of Witches and, um, I remember giving myself that title. So, Morra, why are you imitating me?
*stomps on a sick puppy*
(September 25, 2011 - 4:51 pm)
Oh, how I dearly do love villain spats! I can tell we are all just getting into our evil swing. *breaks out the punch* Don't give any of this to Morra.
(September 25, 2011 - 7:12 pm)
Holly berries are poisonous if consumed in large amounts. However, eat just one berry of my magically enhanced holly bush and you'll DIE. Invidia means envy.
(September 24, 2011 - 5:07 pm)
I am the shadow
On dark stormy nights,
I whisper your name
When you turn out the lights,
I sneak into nightmares
And lure you outside,
I catch you off guard
When there's nowhere to hide,
I write in italics
But don't ask me why,
And I'm in a story
On another SI.
(September 24, 2011 - 6:26 pm)
I am not 22. Or 103. Ha.
I will not tell you my real age. Ha. You will never find out. Unless I tell you it is
∞
(September 25, 2011 - 1:31 pm)
I am even more evil than all of you combined, and I'll prove it. *looks for enemies* Shh, we can't talk here. Follow me. *moves down hall* Knock twice on the closet. *does so* *disappears* Welcome to my evil lair. Now come closer, and I'll whisper to you how I'll prove it. *you move closer* Ha Ha! *pricks you with pointy poison leaf* "*you faint* That's how evil I am. *you think, even though you have fainted and probably cannot, that if I was evil, why would I show you my lair* *reads your mind* Oh, this isn't my real lair. *turns light on* We're in the magical unicorn room. You really think I would put my lair in my own castle. *evil laughs the best evil laugh ever*
(September 25, 2011 - 4:48 pm)
I cannot believe you are all comparing how evil you are.The most evil Evil is the subtle kind, and while you were all arguing... *you all turn to look at me, wondering what I did* HA!!!!!! *your eyeballs suck out* MWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*to myself* Now that these ridiculous fools are out of my way, I can finally figure out how to transform myself into a human form... HEEHEEHEE I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE EYEBALLLESS, um that is to say, MWAHAHAHA!!! At least for now they can't brag about their sharp eyesight!!!!!
(September 25, 2011 - 7:56 pm)
*sips punch* Oh, did I tell any of you about my new boyfriend? He's so dark and handsome, and such a jock. He has the most interesting stories about how he got his various scars.
He's just so much better than that other fellow, that simpering buffoon down the street who's constantly writing me love letters... I hadn't offically scorned him before, just because it was kind of funny to see those pining puppy-dog eyes, but now, I can break his heart. *giggles* Does anyone else have a significant other?
(September 25, 2011 - 7:20 pm)
Ha ha nice try Kolhin. My grandmother founded the REAL Society of Witches abut ten thousand years ago. Yes, we live a long time in our family, muahaha. LooLoo, you of all people should agree that villains should have fun too. Not that evil isn't fun! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, and I won't even tell you about my griffin claws. Hah. Do any of you know what griffin claws do?
(September 26, 2011 - 4:32 pm)
Real? Oh, you mean that cult of fakers. I started the real one during dinosaur times. And, yes, there were humans then. They were all immortal, so no one found their remains.
(September 29, 2011 - 5:38 pm)
My name is Lady Lola Elizabeth Mercy Lockwood Sidorio, vampire, captain of an all female vampirate ship, former highway woman, and in some cases dangerous maniac.
(And yes I stole this character from the vampirate books because she's the vampire version of Bellatrix Lestrange and I she's my favorite character!!!) :)
(September 26, 2011 - 6:16 pm)