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Villianous SI! Because
Villianous SI! Because between all the sugar-sparkle fairy princesses and celestial moon goddesses who gush with purity and wisdom, us villains are missing out. Antagonists unite! Oh, wait, is that team spirit I smell? No virtues allowed.
Anyway, I'm LooLoo the Wicked, and I have a white fluffy cat because white cats are evil. Her name is Fluffy the Wicked. I have beautiful long black hair, and am the richest kid on my block... I mean villain in my district. I am the fairest of them all. Of course that could be a lie. Villains lie all the time. Let's see, I love to wear black, oh, I have a very dark personality *smiles brightly* and I keep three weapons on my person.
Anyway, my evil deeds include, Buying blankets made of Real Bunny Fur, not recycling(!), and poking poodles. Mwahaha.
So Shout Out to all those other villains out there, I know you exist.
(Anyone who wants to practice writing villains, unmasking will be on October 3rd! Awards will be given for Most Heartless, Most Stylish, Best Backstory, and Most Likely to Be a Hero in Disguise.)
submitted by LooLoo the Wicked, age 25, Dark Castle of DOOM!
(September 20, 2011 - 12:01 am)
(September 20, 2011 - 12:01 am)
My hobbies are making poison, adopting black cats, and building creepy houses.
(September 22, 2011 - 6:05 pm)
Hobbies, hobbies, hobbies! I like collecting skull-shaped stamps. And stickers. And candle holders. And dinner plates. And actual skulls.
(September 23, 2011 - 12:08 am)
Have you ever stopped to think about what the cats think? Maybe the cats don't want to be adopted- cats have pride, too! We don't want to be 'adopted', rather, 'gererously allowed to stay'. Keep that in mind.
(September 23, 2011 - 7:24 pm)
That is, the humans are generously allowed to stay. -Fluffy the Wicked
(September 23, 2011 - 9:06 pm)
I am Holly Invidia. This thread is ridiculous and childish. However, I have deigned to show you what a true villian is. While you villian wannabees have been poisoning and being "evil", I have been making plans to steal every bit their gold at is. It involves lots of pretty pictures. And blood. And magnets. I have already been responsible for many of the "ouchs" in your life. I was the one who but the stick so that you would trip. I am evil.
(September 22, 2011 - 6:08 pm)
Oh, is that so?
(September 23, 2011 - 2:22 pm)
Yes, it is so. I'm responsible for all evil in the world. My cousin is Death. She is annoying.
(September 23, 2011 - 6:43 pm)
*roll of the eyes*
Well, at least SOME villains have a sense of fun.
(September 23, 2011 - 7:31 pm)
Fun is not good. Evil is awesome.
(September 24, 2011 - 9:25 am)
Ya, well I am evil. And evil is fun. Care for some wine, little girl?
Little girl: Sorry, Ma'am, I don't drink wine.
Oh, sorry, I forgot! How about some cider then?
Little girl: AAAAH! THERE'S A SKELETON ON YOUR PORCH!
Oh, that! I'm getting ready for Halloween! *evil grin* D'you want some candy?
Little girl: Oh, yes! *claps hands*
Okay dear! Choose some from this bowl, but don't forget to brush your teeth, MUAHAHAHA!
Little girl: Okay! *eats candy* WAHHH! I HAVE FANGS! AND I'M TURNING RED! AND MY HAIR!!! IT'S TURNING INTO WOOORMS!!!
You got off lucky, muahaha. You could've ended up like that little guy back there *points at skeleton* See you. *fades away*
(September 24, 2011 - 10:46 am)
You all think you're so evil. Harumph! I am evil- no. I'm so evil that Evil itself is scared of me! Mwahaha! I also have the evilest laugh in the world since 2003, as said by Villainess Magazine. I also have rather evil associates.
It is my pet, Natre is my half-daughter, and Jigsaw was my apprentice- and a terrible one at that.
...speaking of which, would you lot like to play a game?
(September 24, 2011 - 12:18 pm)
What sort of game? More importantly, what are the stakes? Cuz' I'm not gambling anything too valuable... Especially my soul thank you... because you seem like that sort.
(September 24, 2011 - 6:38 pm)
A... soul? How interesting, but no, I don't deal in those kinds of things. For one thing, I have nothing to do with a soul other than mine, and two, soul-stealing is not one of my professions.
Now, what game? Ha! You obviously haven't met me or my apprentice before.
(September 25, 2011 - 3:12 pm)
For your information, I had that evil laugh in 2003. And Villainess and Villain and Evil Magazines all acknowledged in their latest issue that my evil laugh on May 3rd is eviller than yours. So give me that title *yanks it off Spade's title wall*
(September 25, 2011 - 4:40 pm)
I was awarded the Evil Laugh Award 2003 from the Transylvanian branch, not whatever branch your read from.
Now, an achievement I'm much more proud of is Queen Torturer Universe. I've had it since the early 1700s.
(September 25, 2011 - 7:55 pm)