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Villianous SI! Because
Villianous SI! Because between all the sugar-sparkle fairy princesses and celestial moon goddesses who gush with purity and wisdom, us villains are missing out. Antagonists unite! Oh, wait, is that team spirit I smell? No virtues allowed.
Anyway, I'm LooLoo the Wicked, and I have a white fluffy cat because white cats are evil. Her name is Fluffy the Wicked. I have beautiful long black hair, and am the richest kid on my block... I mean villain in my district. I am the fairest of them all. Of course that could be a lie. Villains lie all the time. Let's see, I love to wear black, oh, I have a very dark personality *smiles brightly* and I keep three weapons on my person.
Anyway, my evil deeds include, Buying blankets made of Real Bunny Fur, not recycling(!), and poking poodles. Mwahaha.
So Shout Out to all those other villains out there, I know you exist.
(Anyone who wants to practice writing villains, unmasking will be on October 3rd! Awards will be given for Most Heartless, Most Stylish, Best Backstory, and Most Likely to Be a Hero in Disguise.)
submitted by LooLoo the Wicked, age 25, Dark Castle of DOOM!
(September 20, 2011 - 12:01 am)
(September 20, 2011 - 12:01 am)
Muahahahhahahhahahhahhahhahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am THE evil witch, and I'm not ever ever giving out my name MUAHAHAHA!!! Call me Morra Creepy!!! I live in a haunted castle, have tons and tons of pet cats and bats and goats and pigs that are all black, naturally. I communicate with ghosts and I make new poisons MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have won the Society of Witches' Award for the Best Poisons (SWABP). I have long shiny black hair and I wear robes that I ripped MYSELF, not bought cheaply from one of those stores for the girls that want to become evil witches. My evil laugh has been known to drive people out of their minds. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! AND I MURDERED TEN PRESIDENTS ALL OF DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Great idea, LooLoo!!!
(September 20, 2011 - 5:32 pm)
Why good day, madame Morra Creepy. I hope you don't mind if I pour my own glass of wine from now on. Top, thread!
(September 21, 2011 - 12:04 am)
To the top, thread, or I will sue you most severely!
(September 20, 2011 - 6:33 pm)
This sounds like ZNZ....
(September 21, 2011 - 8:47 am)
I am Sheol amd I have far too many dark deeds to count, let's just say that my knife is very stained with the blood of those who hate me and the sun is the bane of my existence.
(September 21, 2011 - 8:50 am)
*exaggerated shiver* Ooh! How frightfully charming it is to meet you! I believe I've heard of you before, though... somewhere...
(September 21, 2011 - 5:47 pm)
I'm Kolhin, the heartless tyrant of Gajinim. Once, I was a poor peasant girl. Then, Warlock Samoln took me in. He taught me the arts of magic and jealousy. The most important spell he taught me was the hypnotism spell. It helped me marry the king. Then, I sent him away *coughcough* to the Underworld *coughcough*, and I was the supreme ruler of the kingdom. Of course, he had to have this long-lost daughter whose hobbies include singing to the birds, and just plain being pretty. Since Samoln had taught me the art of jealousy, of course, I had to dispose of her like I had to her father. *strokes her killer werewolf and smiles* Yes, I, with the raven black hair, dark red dress, and purple ring, am most vile. MWAHHAHAH
(September 21, 2011 - 3:03 pm)
Hahahaha!!! Lots of villains.... I'll leave you alone if you don't try for the post of Evilest witch in the country. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, on second thought I will kill you anyway. Gotta go make poisons HAHAHA! Let's hope you like poison in your soup HAHAHAHA!
(September 21, 2011 - 5:29 pm)
How lovely for you! By the way, watch out for dwarves... and close any loopholes in Sleeping Death potions, won't you?
(September 21, 2011 - 5:51 pm)
My name is Exzaniariah. You can call me Sarah. My pelt is black. So black that if you look at it your eyeballs will suck into it. That is why some people call me black hole. My eyes are like Medusas-they'll turn you to stone. That is why some people call me Medusa. Of course, all cats call me... Exzaniariah. I got the way I was, because I once was a crazy cat witch, and I was experimenting on my black cat, when something went wrong. The cat lunged at me and bit me, and we exchanged species. Now I am learning how to practice magic as a cat, and get revenge on my former-cat-now-person.
(September 21, 2011 - 6:30 pm)
So....what are evryone's villianous hobbies?
Mine include:
Sordsmanship, I have never lost >:D
Disposing of those who get in my way
Conquering countries
and posting in threads full of villians inferior to me. Actually, this is a first, becuase everyone's haughtiness angers me. I AM THE GREATEST VILLAN EVER TO TOUCH THE EARTH. THOSE WHO DENY IT WILL BE INCINERATED.
(September 21, 2011 - 11:54 pm)
...I think your mask is slipping.
(September 22, 2011 - 2:18 pm)
Awkward...
(September 22, 2011 - 11:33 pm)
I said no competition..... well, villains never actually listen, if they're true villains that is. But as I am a villain too, let's hope you like poison in your wine, Charlotte MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(September 22, 2011 - 4:46 pm)
My hobbies include:
*making poison (which I do enjoy in my soup, thank you very much)
*training my killer werewolf
*training my apprentice (who also happens to be my killer werewolf)
*being jealous
*and combing my long hair
(September 22, 2011 - 3:19 pm)