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Jokes. Jokes jokes jokes. I LOVE JOKES!!!! :):):):):):):) Except I can't tell them... :|:| I have ONE JOKE:
But I won't tell you now!!! :D:D:D
Do you have any???
Oh-oh. I think I broke something...
submitted by BellaTrix
(December 24, 2008 - 9:48 am)
(December 24, 2008 - 9:48 am)
No seriously... There was the multi-thread "Great Pie War" (Chuck Norris-ers vs. Watership Downers vs. GAPA vs. the Neutrals vs. Jadestone vs. Everyone Else) in 2005, following which we had the "rebuilding civilization" threads, the eight or nine ship's logs threads, and the numerous Chronicles of Musica and the three Pie Isle threads, all of which involve pie throwing in some way.
And of course the 'Phytes thread. ;)
(January 8, 2009 - 1:25 am)
"I'm insulted that you'd call me a Phyte!!" I had ABSOLUTELY no idea what they were talking about. "Welcome Page". Heh.
(January 8, 2009 - 10:58 am)
Hee, hee, hee!:):):) Muse sounds way different from Cricket!:):):)
(January 8, 2009 - 4:02 pm)
EiiiiiAAAhhh!!! *shriek* sounds pretty hyper.
(January 10, 2009 - 6:37 pm)
Yeah, it is. :):):)
(January 11, 2009 - 9:43 am)
The sad thing is that's so TRUE. Robert managed to sum up the whole of the MuseBlog in a single joke.
...If you're wondering, I would be any of the following:
"One to bring a ladder, stand on the bottom wrung, and yell, 'This light bulb is dead!'"
"One to make a Stupid Senseless Smiley Story about light bulbs that turn into hot-pink bunnies"
"One to say that's not necessary, because global warming is a hoax"
"One to post the 10,000-word opening chapter of a saga about the quest for the legendary Light Bulb of Doom"
"Three to stand there and laugh at the others"
(January 5, 2009 - 9:37 pm)
Okay... :)
(January 6, 2009 - 9:26 am)
OK, I have the most hilarious joke EVER!!
A farmer and his wife go to the annual fair downtown in the village. One of the activities is plane rides with which the farmer was fascinated. (Remember, this is a long time ago when planes didn't have roofs or anything.) So, the farmer walks up to the pilot and asks how much it would be to ride.
"350 dollars, sir. But I'll make a deal with you. If you and your wife don't say a word while you're in the plane, you can ride fer free."
"It's a deal," said the farmer, shaking the pilot's hand.
So the farmer and his wife climb into the airplane with the pilot and take off. After a couple minutes in the sky, the plane touches down on the field. The pilot turns to the farmer and says, "Sir, I want to congratulate you for not talking at all. You're a very brave man."
"Maybe so," says the farmer, "but I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
-The End-
I love that one!!!!
(January 15, 2009 - 9:42 pm)
☺☺☺☺
(January 24, 2009 - 7:03 pm)