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Jokes. Jokes jokes jokes. I LOVE JOKES!!!! :):):):):):):) Except I can't tell them... :|:| I have ONE JOKE:
But I won't tell you now!!! :D:D:D
Do you have any???
Oh-oh. I think I broke something...
submitted by BellaTrix
(December 24, 2008 - 9:48 am)
(December 24, 2008 - 9:48 am)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupt---
*cow interrupts* Moo!
(December 24, 2008 - 8:19 pm)
Oh yeah!!! I know that one!! But the one I was talking about was this:
(December 26, 2008 - 8:59 am)
:D:D:D:D:D I'll try to think of more!!! :D)D)D)D)D
(December 26, 2008 - 6:48 pm)
*Man hails taxi. As he clambers into the back, taxi driver asks:*
(December 27, 2008 - 2:28 pm)
Hey, hehe, that one's pretty funny!
(December 28, 2008 - 4:22 pm)
That's funny, too!!! :D:D:D:D :)D)D)D)D
(December 28, 2008 - 4:23 pm)
I know a few jokes, they're just lame.
(December 30, 2008 - 7:46 am)
People should look back here sometimes!!!!! Arrrggghhh!!!
(December 30, 2008 - 7:20 pm)
:D:D:D:D:D:D
(January 2, 2009 - 4:35 pm)
Hee, hee, hee!:D:D:D Here's one------------------
A man walks into the docter's office to have a checkup.
Man: I'm not feeling very wel, Docter.
Docter looks him over, asking him questions about his health. He looks up at the man.
Docter: You have 10 to live.
Man: 10 what?! 10 years?! 10 months?!
Docter: 10, 9, 8, 7..............
Hee, hee, hee!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D
(January 2, 2009 - 4:34 pm)
I have a similar joke. A man goes into a doctor's office. He complains about not feling well, and the doctor gives him a blood test. A while later, the doctor comes back. "Well, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?" The man says he wants the good news first. "Well," says the doctor, "the good news is, you have a month to live. The bad news is, I should have told you that a month ago."
(January 10, 2009 - 6:32 pm)
Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!:D:D:D I LOVE that one!:):):)
(January 2, 2009 - 4:30 pm)
You guys sure like gory jokes... Not me... *looks sick*
(January 9, 2009 - 9:56 am)
I have one...
There was this rancher, who lived kind of out in the middle of nowhere. To bring in a little extra money he rented out a certain horse...
One day a pastor came by. He asked the rancher if he could rent a horse, so the rancher took him back to the stable where he kept the horse.
The rancher said, "Sir, you can rent this horse, but there's two things you need to know about him first..."
"OK," said the pastor. "What?"
"Well, the first thing is, he won't start moving unless you say 'Praise the Lord,' and he won't stop until you say 'Amen.'"
Then the rancher saddled up the horse and the pastor mounted.
"Giddyup!" said the pastor. The horse didn't move.
"I told you," said the rancher, "you have to say, 'Praise the Lord.'"
"Fine," said the pastor. "Praise the Lord!" And the horse took off galloping.
After a while the pastor saw that they were heading for the edge of a huge canyon. "Stop! Whoa!" he shouted, pulling on the reigns. The horse didn't stop, of course, so the pastor continued shouting and pulling until he realized it was useless. So he began to pray: "Dear Lord, forgive me all my wrongs..."
He finished a few feet away from the edge. "Amen!" he said, and the horse skidded to a halt, inches away from the drop.
The pastor blinked, looked around wildly, and exclaimed, "Oh, praise the Lord!"
(January 1, 2009 - 3:13 pm)
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! :O:O:O
(January 2, 2009 - 8:36 am)