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Jokes. Jokes jokes jokes. I LOVE JOKES!!!! :):):):):):):) Except I can't tell them... :|:| I have ONE JOKE:
But I won't tell you now!!! :D:D:D
Do you have any???
Oh-oh. I think I broke something...
submitted by BellaTrix
(December 24, 2008 - 9:48 am)
(December 24, 2008 - 9:48 am)
Ohhh, dumb horse!
(January 2, 2009 - 1:17 pm)
Aww, that's too bad for the man!!!!
(January 2, 2009 - 3:20 pm)
And the horse, too!!! x(
(January 2, 2009 - 6:37 pm)
Ironically enough, it was our pastor who told me that one. *rolls eyes*
(January 2, 2009 - 5:19 pm)
You roll your eyes a lot... *rolls eyes*
(January 3, 2009 - 8:04 am)
I do that in RL, too... It drives mom absolutely bonkers. :)
(January 3, 2009 - 2:04 pm)
What's RL? :S
(January 3, 2009 - 7:45 pm)
Real Life. ;)
(January 4, 2009 - 1:04 am)
Tee, hee, hee!:D:D:D:):):) I LOVE that joke!:):):)
(January 4, 2009 - 7:25 pm)
You do??? Uggg. I thing it's gory... Anyhoo:
*Man runs screaming into Doctor's Office*
MAN: "Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
DOCTOR: "Calm down! You'll just have to be a little paitient."
That's my lame attempt at humor. :D:D
(January 5, 2009 - 8:44 am)
Tee, hee, hee!:):):) I like that one!:):):)
(January 5, 2009 - 6:09 pm)
This is blatantly a MB joke, written by our very one GAPA RC.
Q. How many MuseBloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Sixteen:
One to bring a ladder, stand on the bottom rung, and yell, “This light bulb is dead!”
One to make a Stupid Senseless Smiley Story about light bulbs that turn into hot-pink bunnies.
One to insist that the blog should install a compact fluorescent bulb to reduce its carbon footprint.
One to say that that’s not necessary, because global warming is a hoax.
One to wonder whether she should ask for a new light bulb or sit still and smile at one until it notices her.
One to post the 10,000-word opening chapter of a saga about the quest for the legendary Light bulb of Doom.
One to arrive with a new light bulb, climb the ladder, unscrew the old bulb, screw in the new one, descend, and leave.
One to dash up the ladder, touch the new bulb, and yell, “FIRST TOUCH!!!”
One to point out that that touch was pointless.
Three to splatter the new light bulb with welcome pies.
Three to stand there and laugh at all the others.
And, finally, a GAPA to log in an hour later and moderate the change so the light can come on.
(January 5, 2009 - 9:32 am)
Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D That's funny!:):):) Muse Blog sounds CRAZY!!!:D:D:D Do you guys splatter people with pies often? I know you sure do!:):):);)
(January 5, 2009 - 6:12 pm)
Heck, we've got whole threads devoted to pie-throwing.
(January 6, 2009 - 8:18 pm)
Uh-huh. You should see the *cough cough* "Welcome Page". Splatsplatsplatspat!!!!
(January 7, 2009 - 7:09 pm)