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Funny things your family/friends have said!
I have a notebook in which I write weird things I heard people say, like:
"dip your feet in soup!"
"I was about to be be-headed, but then I was be-headed."
"don't you like chips mixed with toilet and ash?"
"Ohhh, what does this steamroller even want with me?!"
"it's just a man running into you."
anyone else collect funny quotes? post them here!
submitted by Tealeaf, age 13, Steeping
(March 27, 2021 - 7:59 am)
(March 27, 2021 - 7:59 am)
-“Snoopy is my spirit animal”
-“When you have the opportunity for a spork, you TAKE IT!”
-“I appreciate a friend who enjoys the simple pleasures of demolishing toilets.”
-[chanting] “Blood and mayonnaise! Blood and mayonnaise! Blood and mayonnaise!”
-“DESTROY THE DARK DORITOS!”
-“So you want to buy a two-horse cart for one horse, and you don’t want to buy another horse?” [context: one of our D&D party members was trying to buy supplies for a journey... and failing]
-*singing* “Let it go, let it go! I’m crying on the floor!”
(March 27, 2021 - 8:44 am)
(March 27, 2021 - 12:32 pm)
lol I'm gonna start doing this. I'll probably have a full 30-something pages by the end of the day. :D
Oh, something someone said, "*random monkey sounds*"
Yes my family is very odd.
(March 27, 2021 - 1:14 pm)
My friend and I say a lot of random stuff when we walk downtown.
"Look at that cheeseless pizza, flying in the wind."
"You can't open a soda using a fire hydrent."
"You don't play a kazoo by screaming into it."
"Why did I spend twenty dollars on sixty useless pokemon cards?"
These are all based on real events.
(March 27, 2021 - 1:59 pm)
*stares at computer* *blinks* Wha- "Cheeseless pizza, flying in the wind"???? I- How- Wha- WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!!?!?!? How is that based on a true event? I-I'm so confuzzled...
(OMG ARIA SAID "CB"!!!!!! SHE SAID "CB"!!!!! well, she said, "cbftt". So, CB feet?)
(March 27, 2021 - 2:21 pm)
Biology class the other day-
Teacher: "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean-"
A: "-Brown!"
C: "And landed in Ohio."
(March 27, 2021 - 4:01 pm)
Someone: My duck has magical powers
Person: Is that so? What can your duck do?
Someone: Well, my duck can lay an egg!
Person: *Scuffs* those aren't magic powers.
Someone: Well, can YOU lay an egg?
~~~
I think I saw that in a movie but I can't remember what movie :)
(March 27, 2021 - 4:04 pm)
all from virtual learning;
"Fuh-nine" (context; my teacher wrote 4 where they were supposed to write 9, so wrote over the 4s with the 9s, and then; fuh-nine was born. has been dubbed "the new number of the century")
"Burger" (after discussing superpowers we want) "simply, burger." "the power to instantly make burger"
"sorry I'm late my chromedook was dead" (misspelling of chromebook) "the chromedook rises"
"I'm not weird, I'm a turtle who collects human teeth"
"I will break the laws of physics by reading more than one chapter" (we are reading a book in school and are supposed to read one chapter a day)
"[" (later revealed that cat steped on chromebook) "I agree, ["
"dang this beat is fire" (talking about a REALLY bad edacational song)
"Cheese class" (i... forgot all the context XD)
"Is it hola... or aloha?!??!?!"
"thanks for making my brain cells disappear."
"choodles" "choodles?" "CHOODLES" "CHOODLES?!?!?!?!" (a in-depth discusion about renaming mac & cheese)
"wut tahts witied" "thats WHAT?" "I will get you someday spell correct"
"I'm a big kid now. pampers." "exactly"
"I don't want to be funny, I want to scare small children." (something about clowns...)
"firtle land *mic drop*" (answering a question on mesopatamia, i think)
"my dad tells me fish tastes like chicken but I ate it and i spit it out and i said, 'you LIED to me Father'"
"STOP BEING MEAN TO THE SWEET LITTLE FROGGOS" (????) "GET WITH THE PROGRAM EVERYONE ON THE FLAT HALLOW EARTH KNOWS ITS LIZARDS"
"I want turkey" (provided by the captions on google meets)
"i dropped my croissant because of this" "r.i.p. (insert name here)'s crosant." "yeah rip my crosant" "it will be missed" "we will now hold a funral *cue death march*" "so disiding weather or not there was a meet has turned into a crosant funral?" "yes, yes it has" "alright, sounds good, when are we gonna start worshiping the crosant gods?"
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I collect this stuff on my chromebook :)
(ahhhhhhhhhh Aria said "cbhbb"! "cb"!!! not sure what "hbb" is...)
(March 27, 2021 - 6:14 pm)
Oof, those cheesy learning songs. It hurts me just to think of them. Once we had an SEL program called second step, and they had some songs. Heres one about empathy. *cringes*
You gotta walk, walk, walk
Walk in their shoes
Take a look and see what they're seeing
Walk, walk, walk
Walk in their shoes
Try to understand
What it would feel like to be them
You gotta walk, walk, walk
Walk in their shoes
Empathy is what we're sayin'
Recognize those feelings
You've got them too
That's empathy
~
CAPTCHA says bupaw. Paw the butter? Butter paw?
(April 26, 2021 - 6:56 am)
I don't have any at the moment but I would just like to say that I love these threads. They make me laugh so hard XD
(March 27, 2021 - 6:44 pm)
here are some... interesting thing I've collected from my language arts class.
"stop eating your pens children they are not snacks" - my teacher
"if you mention despacito one more time, you're getting an infraction" - my teacher
"I literally wanted all of them to jump off a cliff and die" -m
"he doesn't have Arby's, were not getting Arby's, stop with the Arby's!" -my teacher
"chicken butt" -t
"funny!" -e
"when can i have a lollipop??" -unknown person in the classroom
"iM EgOTiStIcaL" -k
Now some that I've just collected from... around.
"sad face double chin"
"I just imagine cerave on my stomach"
"*sniffs computer*"
*someone outside screams* "yo [insert name here], keep it down"
"as a young man without batteries, I don't believe you should be getting out of your seat."
"you know me, mr fair and consistent."
I'll stop there. You'll see me around here again soon...
(March 28, 2021 - 7:27 am)
I'm back with more :)
"maybe put the axle in the cheese first."
"my medication is squishy things and hard things."
"a glimpse of sweetness in a world of mustard."
(March 28, 2021 - 10:26 am)
Same, I have a quote book
"Me, trying to clean up crumbs from the banana bread I dropped: Bivalve/pelecypods. Includes oysters, clams, mussels, and scallops." - C
"Magic people stereotypically have eyes." - C
"All people stereotypically have eyes!" - L
"Fanta magic corn" - A
"Moses: owo" - M
(March 28, 2021 - 2:30 pm)
My brother said this on christmas this year:
"What kind of christmas dinner is that? Two orders of dumplings?"
(March 28, 2021 - 2:55 pm)
Me: "HEY! Why does my sister get an extra present???"
Parents: "That's for us,child." (Not actually child but my name)
Me: Oh.
Sister: Tatertots in the oven!
Me: YESSSS
Sister: Oh and i ate them 5 minutes ago
Me: Your squishing me.
Sister: I know
Me: Get off please
Her: Im trying to annoy you. Is it working?
Me: NO.
Her: Yeah, its DEFINETLY annoying you.
(March 28, 2021 - 6:26 pm)