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Inside Jokes Bringback
Inside Jokes Bringback
I loved Violet's original thread so much that I decided to bring it back. It's pretty self explanatory, but I'll post some of mine as an example:
-Worm pushups
-"CHIP'S AHOY!"
-"The watch is rightfully mine."
-Canada's not real/Allergic to Canada
-Gluten-free gluten
-Flesh eating bacteria
- "I already OptiKnew everything in there."
- "THE SKUNKS HAVE RETURNED!"
- "I am the trapezer that goes oinga boinga, oinga boinga all day long!" My crew goes oinga boinga all day long!
- "No! You can't hit my marshmallow! My marshmallow is on starboard! Hey! PROTEST!"
- "... Sophia?" Here. "Sophia's phone?" Also here.
- " Alice had to protest herself!"
- Borington
- Sheffon Baker
- "Peanut butter is not sunscreen!"
- "I'm too amazing to go to Trials!" *hair flips*
- Hydrofails
- Prom?
- SPEECH! SPEECH!
- "Vanessa L******* is the Queen of the world!"
- Capsizing spree
-The Pier
-"GREENFLEETER!"
-"It looks like the scene of a murder."
-"It is officially Claire's tree."
- #sculling4life
-Monoooooooooooohulls!
I will have more later. Don't you worry. But for now, which do you like most and which do you want to hear more about?
Feel free to add as many as you like!
submitted by elementgirl18917, age Whitefleet, Opti #15801
(August 30, 2017 - 6:15 pm)
(August 30, 2017 - 6:15 pm)
Steve Carlsburg....
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD
The cows are comming...
We don't talk about Tuesday.
Saying any of these in front of my little brother will usually trigger a rant about conspiracy theorists or terrified staring off into the distance followed by a fit of giggles.
(September 18, 2017 - 6:56 pm)
Boy, do I have tales to tell! I mean, jokes to tell.
~ "I'm going to kill you so hard you die to death!!"
~ "Sibling, give me your food."*
~ "Do you have the streptococonut?"
~ "That's very yong of you!"
~ "It's the pumice!!!"
*My friend group has a family heirarchy, and I have a "Sibling."
(September 18, 2017 - 10:01 pm)
"Did someone say schnitzel?!"
"Mmmm, succulent Mary."
(September 19, 2017 - 7:45 pm)
YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY, BOI! ~From when I said to my friend Id pay him 100 bucks if he could jump over three stacked beanbags. He lost.
(September 20, 2017 - 3:15 pm)
Wait I has more
- "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you?" (Pretty weird, I know)
- "A friend will break you out of prison. A best friend will sit in the cell with you and say, 'That was awesome!'"
- "MIYA GET THE UNICELLULAR OSTRICH!!"
- "Are you my favorite friend?"
- "Who's my mom again?" (Again, family heirarchy...)
- "Is the potato squad falling apart?" (It won't unless the potato goes bad.)
- wqap is the answer. Always.
(September 20, 2017 - 9:57 pm)
-hairy thug feet
- WE'RE ALL INSANE!!!!
- write a book about it
- you assaulted my face by looking at it
- ba-COCKKKK
- I see the dagger before me, the handle towards my hand. Come! Let me clutch thee! *SPLASH*
- or it could be... ALIENS!!! *beeeeep* *beeeeeep* *beeeeeeep*
- MAGIC!!!
- maaaaybe so
- okey dokey, lemon snokey!
- it's ok, I'm just a crazy murderer who went insane!
- it's a hotdog dinosaur chicken!
- CHICKENNN
- Costco chicken
- YOU ARE THE ONE. THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
As you can see my friends and I have a lot of chicken jokes! XD
(September 24, 2017 - 12:26 am)
My claws shall tear you asunder!
(September 24, 2017 - 2:03 pm)
+ "I still have your fudging egg!"
+ The Sim Theory
+ "It's a GLITCH!"
+ "You killed our daughter, Sonya!" "SHE DESERVED IT."
+ Dr. Gwen, the certified psychologist
+ Oxford commas
+ Sonya AKA total mom friend
+ Daisole (ship name)
+ Chemma (MORE ship names)
+ Abinya (ship name involving me...)
+ Calex (greatest ship EVER)
+ CK is a demon monkey
+ "YOU'RE a bottle of drain cleaner!"
+ Gwennie is a goddess
+ Posessed Christmas dog
+ Sonya is terrified of possessed Christmas dog
+ "Hush little BlueBear don't you cry, momma's gonna buy you a monkey. Hush little BlueBear please don't die, or we're gonna fail science!"
+ Nika is satan
+ Skissors
+ Raisin paste
+ CK is going to murder Bruno
+ Melted cookies
+ Aguita (rest in peace little buddy)
+ Katniss/Magnus and Peeta/No one remembers his real name ("Congrats on your marriage!!" "SHUT UP EMMA")
+ Legit a rom-com
+ Love square
+ Owen, dude, please chill (and how did he get into Tour??)
(September 25, 2017 - 6:24 pm)
"Stop. And get some help!"
"Meeeeeeh."
(September 28, 2017 - 9:01 pm)
We can study... greens beans tomatos flamangoes chicken SPAM- ya name it! Hot dogs!
(September 28, 2017 - 9:09 pm)