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Inside Jokes Bringback
Inside Jokes Bringback
I loved Violet's original thread so much that I decided to bring it back. It's pretty self explanatory, but I'll post some of mine as an example:
-Worm pushups
-"CHIP'S AHOY!"
-"The watch is rightfully mine."
-Canada's not real/Allergic to Canada
-Gluten-free gluten
-Flesh eating bacteria
- "I already OptiKnew everything in there."
- "THE SKUNKS HAVE RETURNED!"
- "I am the trapezer that goes oinga boinga, oinga boinga all day long!" My crew goes oinga boinga all day long!
- "No! You can't hit my marshmallow! My marshmallow is on starboard! Hey! PROTEST!"
- "... Sophia?" Here. "Sophia's phone?" Also here.
- " Alice had to protest herself!"
- Borington
- Sheffon Baker
- "Peanut butter is not sunscreen!"
- "I'm too amazing to go to Trials!" *hair flips*
- Hydrofails
- Prom?
- SPEECH! SPEECH!
- "Vanessa L******* is the Queen of the world!"
- Capsizing spree
-The Pier
-"GREENFLEETER!"
-"It looks like the scene of a murder."
-"It is officially Claire's tree."
- #sculling4life
-Monoooooooooooohulls!
I will have more later. Don't you worry. But for now, which do you like most and which do you want to hear more about?
Feel free to add as many as you like!
submitted by elementgirl18917, age Whitefleet, Opti #15801
(August 30, 2017 - 6:15 pm)
(August 30, 2017 - 6:15 pm)
From mah science school: "I WANT MY STAR DOSAS!"
(August 30, 2017 - 7:35 pm)
(August 31, 2017 - 12:21 pm)
"Do you smell strawberries?" There's a person I know that, if I say this to him, will go silent for several minutes because he laughs so hard.
(August 31, 2017 - 2:06 pm)
-"AAAAAAHH! SPIDER!"
-"Shamwow!" "Oxyclean!"*
-"Brother, may I have some oats?"
-"Go guzzle some mayonnaise."
-"I KNOW STRATEGY!"
-"Hold it... and pulse it!"
*This isn't really my joke, but if I hear the people involved saying it, I will know what they are talking about.
(August 31, 2017 - 4:31 pm)
I was just thinking of reviving this earlier!
-"That is so Glassesist!"(Ask. Please ask.)
-"I love it! Let's throw it out."
- "I love crappy presents!"
-"Wrinkly surroundings!"
-If you don't k-now how to k-nock and you just turn a k-nob then you must be pretty dum-b.*
*It's all in the pronunciation.
(August 31, 2017 - 5:07 pm)
Hm I have so many..
-"PANDA"
-"Mark. Just. Mark. That is the question."
-"Pandas will be the end of us"
-"STUPID FLUFFING CANTALOUPE HAM SANDWICHES!!"
-"Bruh. Bruh Bruh Bruh. I really like that word."
-#single_lives_matter
-single otakus >idk how to spell lmao<
-"REALLY. REALLLLYYYY. I WANTED THAT PINAPPLE CARROT SOCK!!"
-"Death to all the minions!!"
-"buuttttt moooooooommmmmmmmmmmm" "no." "buuuuuttttt-" "IM NOT EVEN YOUR MOM"
idek anymore
(August 31, 2017 - 5:35 pm)
"Shouldn't of had the Prawns"
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO STARVE?"
"Squeaky clean"
Sorry that's all I can think of right now... There's so many!
(September 1, 2017 - 2:39 am)
-"Donald Trump is such a GREENFLEETER!"
-"Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels!" AAAAAAAH
-Jib-my-son
-"It's the tourists again! RUN!!!!!!!"
-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS! WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!
Please ask about any of these and the ones before them.
(September 1, 2017 - 6:08 am)
What is a greenfleeter?
AHAHAHA the tourists one!
(September 1, 2017 - 12:08 pm)
@Alice/Elementgirl, my favorite one of yours is, "No! You can't hit my marshmallow! My marshmallow is on starboard! Hey! Protest!" Even without the comics that just struck me as really funny. XD
@Leeli, I like the "k-nock" one. Reminds me of that Flanders & Swann song I used to love... "I'm a g-nu! I'm a g-nother g-nu! You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho!"
@Nighthawk, the last one of yours cracked me up. My group has a mom friend and I can guarantee that has happened to us on multiple occasions. (Also, I am very intrigued about the pineapple-carrot sock.)
Anyway, here's some from me and my crazy friends! There are a lot so I'll probably submit more later. If you want an explanation for any of these feel free to ask and I'll gladly provide.
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- "GhOsTbuSteRS!"
- Beavers
- The haunted bathroom in the upper school arts building
- Clucking Clark the Chicken Ghost
- (and the time we were late for class because we were holding a seance in the bathroom to try to summon Clucking Clark the Chicken Ghost)
- "I'm the best potato farmer!"
- Jennie, who was forty-five, from Kentucky, and started stalking us at Starbucks
- The Trevor Incident (AKA how a creep got put in his place through scrabble and sass)
- "HAMSAHAMSAHAMSA"
- Dehydrated watermelon
- "Satan? That you?"
- "SAYONARA SUCKER!"
- *flips hair* "I ain't playing, whipper-snapper."
- "Yastrzemski finally!"
- "WE'RE LOST IN A PARKING LOT"
- The magical suitcase
- Demon butterflies
- Duchess Gurgleblossy
- *valley girl voice* "Post?"
- "HACK YEAH"
- The blowtorch
- (and when we almost burned down Grace's kitchen with said blowtorch)
- "All hail the dark lord... Sprinkles." (I want to explain this one, so you can't stop me. Basically, whenever my friend and I are watching The Flash we replace Savitar's name with Sprinkles. Makes the whole season a million times better.)
- Spiderman kiss
- "Pucker up, buttercups!" *smashes Charlie and Gaby's faces together*
- Kafta Sheep
- "WE COULD DROWN WOMAN"
- "Hooolllddd, Bessie, hooollldddd!!"
- "But DADDY, he stole my lollipop!"
- "OOOHHH!! Lightly SAUTEED!"
- "What? Suspicious? I'm not suspicious! YOU'RE suspicious!!"
- "OKAY DAISY IT'S OUR TURN FOR STARDOM" *shoves Daisy off the stage and starts singing How Far I'll Go off key*
- "Don't waffle! Don't pancake either!"
- *dramatically stomps over and gives husband a violent push to prove that she runs this household and ain't messing around*
- *accidentally stalks English teacher*
- David/Oscar/Owen/Ian/Allowishes (poor guy.)
- "At least no one got hurt toda— awwwwwwwww."
- "YOU! PUT THE SWORD DOWN!" (AKA the time that Owen almost had a heart attack)
- *drops laptop box* "Ooopppsss..." (AKA the time when Owen almost gave his mom a heart attack)
- "MOOOTTTHHHHEEEERRRRR!"
- "Satan? That you?"
- "Snazzy!!"
(September 1, 2017 - 12:22 pm)
Lol, yea, I'm kinda the mother of the group, heh heh. An D the pinapple carrot sock was basically a diy project my friend Justin attempted but it was huge. He was supposed to put it in the drier to shrink it, but he refused to and just gave it to me for some reason. So now whenever I bring it up, my other friend, Noah, just says that he wanted the sock xD my friends are so confusing and weird.
Also, imma start replacing savitar's name with sprinkles now xD that sounds hilarious oh my gosh.
Lol ok, if you don't mind, could you explain the one with the "pucker up, buttercups!" cause that's hilarious xD
(September 1, 2017 - 8:04 pm)
Replacing Savitar's name with Sprinkles is so much fun, though it makes everything quite a bit less serious. :P
For the "pucker up buttercups" line, it happened because in our school play last year, there was a quasi-kiss scene. They didn't actually kiss— As the scene went, they were supposed to be about to and then got interrupted by some highly convenient mortal peril. However, the two actors were, uh, understandably awkward about this and were usually didn't get nearer than, like, a foot apart. Which kind of ruined it.
They were pleaded and coaxed with, but to no avail, until about two weeks before the show and everyone was getting kind of sick of it. My friend Gracie decided to take matters into her own hands, and you can probably guess what she did. They were very, very, annoyed with her, but the scene improved from that point forward, so. :P
@Leeli, here's the Jennie story, which also has to do with theater. The rehearsal started later than school ended for some unholy reason, thus we had an hour to kill, a Starbucks nearby and one logical conclusion. While at Starbucks, we saw this lady doing squats on a bike rack. Which takes a lot of balance, by the way.
Anyway, my friend, like an idiot, went over and started talking to her. In their very short conversation she told him that her name was Jennie, she was 45 years old and was from Kentucky. He didn't reveal any personal information, don't worry— The extent of his side of the chat was basically: "Hi wow you're doing squats on the bike rack how impressive".
Then when we left Starbucks she got on her bike and started? Following us? It was actually kind of creepy. We practically ran back to school and hid in the administration building. We never saw her again and since then it's become something of a joke.
(September 3, 2017 - 4:14 pm)
Welp, everything in Flash is too serious anyway for my tastes. Oooooh ok that's makes sense and is hilarious xD Thanks for explaining that!
(September 3, 2017 - 7:16 pm)
Could you explain the Jennie one? Kinda funny, because I have an Aunt who goes by Jenny sometimes, who's around that age, and who lives in KY...
(September 2, 2017 - 10:25 am)
Heyo, here's some more, cause you all needed more random stuff from me lol >not<
-"COCKLE DOODLE *voice crack* CURSE YOU STUPID CHICKEN CLAWING IN MY THROAT!!" >or basically, Justin finally going through puberty<
-"hey, it wasn't that stupid." *everyone keeps laughing* "yea ok, i see what you mean." >other wise known as the time Noah tried to "parcore" flip over a trash can and fell head first into it. and yes, it was hilarious<
-me:"that's it. im dead." krysch: "Ok, but if you're dead, then I guess you won't want to come over for my Voltron s4 binge sleepover then." me:*bolts up* "what? Who said anything about dying??"
-"Laugh all you want, but I am getting that sock"
-"NOOOOOO NOT MY PRECIOUS SHOOOOOE" >basically the time Noah was a huge drama queen.<
-"MUAHAHAHAHA I SHALL PET ALL OF THE FACES!!!" >don't ask. or do ask, just be warned, my friend was a mess at four am.<
-"mom. momma. mother. mommy. ma. mama. madre." "WHAT NATHAN?!" "Hi." "UGHHH I WILL MURDER YOU, CHILD!!" >yea,, that's the day Nathan learned that I can run. And the day he learned what "oooooooh you better run boiiii" means.<
-"Lady and-" "Oh you did not just call me a lady!" "... I was talking to Rory>that's my nickname<" "...Oh... Continue..."
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So yea.... If you want any explanations to any of them, just let me know. Cya, as I go and contemplate my life choices...
(September 1, 2017 - 8:17 pm)