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WARNING: QUITE UNPREDICTABLE. TAKE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
(And yes, you DO have to answer each one.)
1. Why do pigs fly?
4. If you had a pet alpaca, why would the President of Africa eat a watermelon?
2. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
3. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001
5. If you ever lose on Jeopardy, WHAT should you begin singing?
6. Is this a question.
7. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
8. PARADOX ALERT!!!1!! Oh wait that already happened. Darn.
9. Why did the road cross the chicken?
10. Are you not not not not not not not not not not not not enjoying this survey?
11. Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog!
12. He died.
13. <--- UNLUC.KY
14. Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
15. I mean seriously this is getting old now.
16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana?
17. Do you want more questions?
18. Can you guess who I am?
Survey over!
submitted by Surveyor
(April 20, 2015 - 1:58 pm)
(April 20, 2015 - 1:58 pm)
1: WHy do pigs fly?
Because the swans tought them.
4: If you had a pet alpaca, why would the president of Africa eat a watermelon?
Because my alpaca perswaded him to. What else?
2: Dot, dot, dash, dot, dot.
That's Morse code. I don't speak it. You're out of luck. Try telegraphs.
3: (lots of zeros and ones)
Urban Dictionary says that it's a series of 0's and 1's that only idiots do not understand. I'm an idiot.
5: If you ever lose on Jeopardy, what should you begin singing?
I won't. Not on live TV! My voice is the most terrible ever to be heard on earth!!! XD
6: Is this a question.
Let me let Feather answer that: "Well, I don't think so. You put a period instead of a question mark. On the other hand, the sentence on the whole is a question. I mark this undetermined.
7: The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
We can't trust anyone in this world, can we?
8: PARADOX ALERT!!!1!!!! Oh wait, that already happened. Darn.
Too bad! AT least you tried! :P
9: Why did the road cross the chicken?
It wanted to turn the tables for once! ;P
10: Are you not not not not not not enjoying this survey?
No. I like it, once you think of witty answers it's fun! (Although my answers aren't that witty.)
11: Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog!
That's why you don't play with Superglue.
12: He died.
SUPERGLUE IS DANGEROUS! I TOLD YOU!
13: <---- UN.LUCKY!
Yep. Stoick the Vast really is stupid, isn't he? (Note is favorite ship.)
14: Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
WHY CAN'T JEOPARDY BE MULTIPLE CHOICE?!
15: I mean seriously this is getting old now.
Not really. You haven't really asked any questions yet. *yawns and falls asleep*
16: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afriad of the big black... iguana?
What had four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Its prey.
17: DO you want more questions?
*Still snoozing*
18: Can you guess who I am?
No. All CBers are like this all the time. *giggles as they wack me with pillows* Okay, okay, I was kidding! Quit it!
(April 22, 2015 - 5:34 pm)
1. Because of Global Warming
4. Watermelons aren't indigenous to Africa, so he wanted to try one for once.
2. Ask Leo Valdez, I don't speak morse code.
LEO VALDEZ: I'm the bad boy supreme, not some silly translator.
3. Legolas, the answer in life is always Legoas.
5. Pedestrian at best by Courtney Barnett, IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW.
6. LEO VALDEZ: Dude, these people are weird.
LEGOLAS: Dude? What in the name of Lothlorien does "dude" mean?
7. DEFENESTRATION (You are the best if you know what that means.)
8. As Frank Zhang would curse: GOSH DARN IT
9. LEGOLAS: *shoots surveyor with arrow*
10. I love it.
11. I'm rethinking my life.
12. LEO: IT MUST HAVE BEEN GAEA.
13. Wait, did someone see a black cat? HIDE
14. I don't know, ask my friends.
LEO: It's cool bro.
LEGOLAS: Is this Mordor?
15. I like raviolli.
16. Leo
LEO: SCREAMS, IT'S A BLACK IGUANA.
17. Legolas is grabbing a scimitar. Leo is currently balled up in the corner, hiding from Mr Black Iguana.
18. LEO: I think you're Kronos, or Jason.
LEGOLAS: It's Saruman (grabs bow and shoots again).
DRACO MALFOY: Well you're certainly a mudblood.
THE UNIVERSE: DRACO? Why are you here?
(April 23, 2015 - 2:33 pm)
"I love it!"
next response:
"I'm rethinking my life."
xD
(April 23, 2015 - 6:41 pm)
Defenistration: Pretty much...
"The window, the window, they threw 'em out the window!" Yes! This means I am the best.
Ha. Leo Valdez, 'bad boy supreme?' sounds like something he might say. Frank would NOT say that.
(April 23, 2015 - 6:58 pm)
1. I don't know, are airports now doing pig relocation or something?
4. The president hates Alpaca meat, and he is a fan of melons at picnics. Also, this is out of order.
2. TURN AROUND! THERE'S A SINKING SHIP BEHIND US!
3. ???????????????????????????????????????????
5. I have no idea.
6. No.
7. False and true.
8. Phew. At least that one was a false alarm. But when was the paradox?
9. Country road on the loose!!!!!!!!!
10. No.
11. Oh man, poor frog.
12. Why did the frog have to die? WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????? :(
13. I agree, especially paired with Friday.
14. I don't know, maybe there's a lot of random things to say.
15. Then why doesn't it stop?
16. Someone who is herpetophobic.
17. NOOOOOOOO!!!! NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
18. No, I can't.
(April 25, 2015 - 1:08 pm)
Okay, I just realized there was more...
20. Oh, boy. Also, where's 19?!
21. RUM IS NOT GOOD! I THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW!
22. Ummmm... see #20.
23. Okay, $20 is not worth even a splinter.
24. .noitseuq a ton si tahT
25. The one who is better suited for the job, not who has better hair!
26. Stop with the computer code!
27. Because someone else must have said it.
28. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS HASN'T HAPPENED IN 70 MILLION YEARS AT LEAST!!!
29. Neither.
30. Let them sleep.
31. I am satisfied with my care, Baymax.
32. y = 2x
33. Of course!!!
34. They don't. They don't need to.
35. Nej, jeg er ikke en kartoffel.
36. No, unless x and y are both 2.
37. Yeah, I like waffles.
38. Those are completely unrelated, so YES!!!!!
38. Yes, but that isn't good english.
40. Yes, I did.
41. No, but I'm a gummy bear!
42. See ya, and I hope I can give you more raisins, since they give me headaches.
43. RING DING DING DING GERRINGEDING!
44. No, 88 is!!! (first perfect palindrome on my computer!!!)
45. NO! I LOVE WOLVES!!!
46. YESSSSSS!!!!!! MORE RANDOM QUESTONS!!!!!
(April 25, 2015 - 1:29 pm)
1. They don't. Even if thehere's y did the answer would be highl predictable.
4. I do not own an alpaca, therefore, this question is irrelevant. (and yes, I reliserelies this is out of place.)
2. "HOUNDUNI YOU FOOLS!!" I do not speakthis language of dots and dashes.
3. What nonsence is this?
5.I do not sing.
6. Loophole.
7. If you go on about…
8. I do not undestand. Oh, and by the way, you stole Miranda's thing.
9. Revenge.
10.
(April 28, 2015 - 12:06 pm)
10. Correct.
11. I bet…
12. Thats what I thought. Be more careful next time, froggy.
13. "Good thing I don't beleave in luck."
14. I was thinking the same thing.
15. I hate it when you do that.
16. It hides under kids' beds'.
17. WHY NOT!? Lets all take the dog for a walkin the sewer while we're at it.
18. I can. I have the ability to. Though, that doesn't mean I will. Orthat I will be correct. For now I will guess; Are you Air?
(April 28, 2015 - 12:16 pm)
Are you Air? Alias? HOTAIRBALLOON?? YOU'RE HOTAIRBALLOON AREN'T YOU?!?!
(May 2, 2015 - 6:24 pm)
1. Because they can chase their dreams.
4. Because he wanted the same alpaca as me and so is trying to overcome his sadness.
2. SOS (I Googled it)
3. Why do I care?
5. "The sun will come out tomorrow"
6. You are incorrect
7. What will happen if Pinnochio says "Now my nose will grow"?
8. Yes it did
9. Revenge
10. Yes
11. Once there was a mare, who took a dare, in the chair!
12. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
13. Agreed
14. Why are owls so inquisitive?
15. Agreed
16. NOOOOOOOOO! IGUANAS!!!!!! MY WORST FEAR!!!!!!!!!!
17. nope.
18. St. Owl!
(June 27, 2015 - 7:17 pm)