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WARNING: QUITE UNPREDICTABLE. TAKE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
(And yes, you DO have to answer each one.)
1. Why do pigs fly?
4. If you had a pet alpaca, why would the President of Africa eat a watermelon?
2. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
3. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001
5. If you ever lose on Jeopardy, WHAT should you begin singing?
6. Is this a question.
7. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
8. PARADOX ALERT!!!1!! Oh wait that already happened. Darn.
9. Why did the road cross the chicken?
10. Are you not not not not not not not not not not not not enjoying this survey?
11. Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog!
12. He died.
13. <--- UNLUC.KY
14. Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
15. I mean seriously this is getting old now.
16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana?
17. Do you want more questions?
18. Can you guess who I am?
Survey over!
submitted by Surveyor
(April 20, 2015 - 1:58 pm)
(April 20, 2015 - 1:58 pm)
1. Why do pigs fly?
They don't. xP
4. If you had a pet alpaca, why would the President of Africa eat a watermelon?
Because he's allergic to it, and watermelons are the cure. Also, 4 is in the wrong place, and you knew it.
2. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
Morse code for SOS.
3. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001
Uhh....I have no idea.
5. If you ever lose on Jeopardy, WHAT should you begin singing?
"I loooo-oo-ooost, poor meee, pooorr meeeeeee......"
Yes, I just made that up.
6. Is this a question.
Nope.
7. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
True!!
8. PARADOX ALERT!!!!! Oh wait that already happened. Darn.
I don't know what you are talking about.........
9. Why did the road cross the chicken?
It forgot the order of the words.
10. Are you not not not not not not not not not not not not enjoying this survey?
I actually am enjoying it.
11. Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog!
So? What am I supposed to do about it?
12. He died.
Poor frog.
13. <--- UNLUC.KY
I don't believe in unlucky numbers, dude.
14. Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
Ask yourself.
15. I mean seriously this is getting old now.
Yeah, kinda.
16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana?
Not me!!
17. Do you want more questions?
OH YEAH!! BRING IT ON!!
18. Can you guess who I am?
You're.......Somebody!!
(April 20, 2015 - 5:12 pm)
Cayke, we had exactly the same idea with the allergic to the Alpaca thing! I did not even read your comment before I posted mine.
(April 20, 2015 - 5:20 pm)
Mwahaha, I am GLaD you enjoyed it.
And no, I'm not Somebody.
Well, I'm somebody, but I'm not... ah, you know what I mean.
(April 20, 2015 - 6:31 pm)
(April 20, 2015 - 5:18 pm)
(April 20, 2015 - 5:19 pm)
1. Why do pigs fly? Because they are Greek monsters.
4. If you had a pet alpaca, why would the President of Africa eat a watermelon? Cuz he likes watermelon! My alpaca would be mine and have nothing to do with the situation.
2. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot. ...---... That's the weirdest face ever!
3. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001 What's this spupossed to be? My birthdate?
5. If you ever lose on Jeopardy, WHAT should you begin singing? We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. I am never ener ever getting back together with that game show! It's, just, ugh, exhasting you know?
6. Is this a question. Kinda.
7. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false. Cool.
8. PARADOX ALERT!!!1!! Oh wait that already happened. Darn I jave no clue...
9. Why did the road cross the chicken? The chicken was sleeping and dreaming.
10. Are you not not not not not not not not not not not not enjoying this survey? That might be true.
11. Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog! Isn't that a Rafi song?
12. He died. Poor little froggy frog!
13. <--- UNLUC.KY Not TRUE. Taylor objects!
14. Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?! I don't know! It's annoying!
15. I mean seriously this is getting old now. Agreed.
16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana? Someone in this giant world.
17. Do you want more questions? Not really.
18. Can you guess who I am? No.
(April 20, 2015 - 6:32 pm)
1. To catch a shooting star.
4. Because a wing beat of a butterfly in Japan caused a flood in New York.
2. Save our spaceship!
3. Binary!
5. On top of old Smokey.............
6. Yes.
7. Yes.
8. I don't understand..............
9. Because the chicken was in the way.
10. Not really although it's kinda confusing.
11. Jump out frog!
12. That's sad *sniff* *sniff*
13. You forgot a L.
14. Because whoever wrote it was bored.
15. Yes it is.
16. The purple mouse.
17. Yes!
18. You'er Over The Rainbow.
(April 20, 2015 - 7:22 pm)
1. The flying pig, or sus aviaris, is a remarkable adaptation of the domestic pig to high cliff environments.
4. Because he was the first ever President of an entire continent, and even more remarkably, that continent was Africa.
2. .-- .... -.--? (Why?)
3. You are a jar of peanut butter.
5. You are a jar of peanut butter.
6. Go to grammar school!
7. I've seen that.
8. You are a jar of peanut butter.
9. Because the chicken had killed its family and the road was out for revenge.
10. I like it. As you see, I am handling the questions calmly and rationally.
11. You are a jar of peanut butter.
And that's the frog's problem, not mine.
12. So? Everything does.
13. Don't tell me you believe in baseless superstitions such as Unlucky 13.
14. You tell me.
15. Not really.
16. Someone. Not me.
17. Sure, why not.
18. Not me.
(April 20, 2015 - 7:33 pm)
No, baseless suspicions are untrue. But I know some people do, so...
Over The Rainbow? Nope, incorrect.
Also everyone's getting the jeopardy question wrong :P
I'll post more, maybe. Some people don't like it, I see.
(April 21, 2015 - 7:15 am)
1. Because it's a Greek myth.
4. Because he met my alpaca and caught a disease from it that only watermelon can cure.
2. ...---...?
3.01001001 00100000 01100110 01101001 01100111 01110101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100001 00100000
5. "Let it Go"
6. I'm not answering that because it isn't a question! :)
7. Those drive me crazy.
8. ?
9. Because that's the way the workers built it.
10. Yes.
11. That reminds me of a song I sing in my theater group as a round that goes like this: "There once was a frog who lived in a puddle and he played the gray fiddle in the middle of a puddle in a muddle. Better go round. Better go round"
12. Poor shmuck.
13. So you're superstitious?
14. I have no clue.
15. If you say so.
16. Not me.
17. Sure
18. Erm... Savvy?
(April 21, 2015 - 7:18 am)
(April 21, 2015 - 12:14 pm)
20. Oh dear!
21. Because the pirates drank it all.
22. Oh, no 19th question! Just like in Wayside school- except there there's no 19th floor.
23. A bruise.
24. noitseuq a ton s'tI
25. The one with messy hair, because since the barbers can't do their own hair, they must have the other one do it.
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27. Because you're saying it?
28. Oh dear!
29. Love it.
30. Wake them up.
31. Why not?
32. 14, because x=7
33. Sure
(April 21, 2015 - 3:51 pm)
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(April 22, 2015 - 10:03 am)
20. You did not do it right. You should plant dynamite on it and blow it up. Works like a charm!
21. I don't drink.
22. There is no question 19.
23. You are a jar of peanut butter.
24. .rettub tunaep fo raj a era uoY
25. Neither, because they both kicked me out of their salons after my pets terrorized their customers.
26. You are a jar of peanut butter.
27. {Why is this in braces and trademarked?}™
28. So?
29. List it. Love is weird.
30. Don't think you can confuse me. And I suppose that I wake up my wolf and leave the room.
31. yes. Very.
32. You are a jar of peanut butter.
33. YESSSSS
(April 21, 2015 - 6:44 pm)
DANG IT WITH THE PEANUT BUTTER
(April 22, 2015 - 5:57 am)