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WARNING: QUITE UNPREDICTABLE. TAKE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
(And yes, you DO have to answer each one.)
1. Why do pigs fly?
4. If you had a pet alpaca, why would the President of Africa eat a watermelon?
2. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
3. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001
5. If you ever lose on Jeopardy, WHAT should you begin singing?
6. Is this a question.
7. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
8. PARADOX ALERT!!!1!! Oh wait that already happened. Darn.
9. Why did the road cross the chicken?
10. Are you not not not not not not not not not not not not enjoying this survey?
11. Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog!
12. He died.
13. <--- UNLUC.KY
14. Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
15. I mean seriously this is getting old now.
16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana?
17. Do you want more questions?
18. Can you guess who I am?
Survey over!
submitted by Surveyor
(April 20, 2015 - 1:58 pm)
(April 20, 2015 - 1:58 pm)
20: Error! Computer has crashed!
other. One, this is my dad's computer. Two, I'm not a techie. Three, I don't cry for no reason. INSTEAD I'D JUST GO ON ANOTHER FREAKING COMPUTER! ADOY!
21: Why is the rum gone?
Uhh... CLODE! GET OUT OF THAT STUFF RIGHT NOW! Clode: *urp* uvxi. *hiccup*
22: See question #19.
Question number nineteen. Sorry. The state test is regulated information.
23: $20 worth
My brother found twenty dollars in the playground. You want it? It's worth twenty dollars.
24: sdrawkcab noitseuq siht rewsna
backwards question this answer..... Answer this question backwards... Why do you make us answer these idiotic things? ?sgniht citoidi eseht rewsan su ekam uoy od why? .Esnes on ekam uoy.
25: There are only two barbers in your town. One of them has clean, neat
hair and the other has messy, tangled, awful-looking hair. Which barber
should you go to, provided you actually care about how your hair looks?
The tangled, awful looking haired person. Believe me. That other guy probably used some kind of drug. I don't want drugs.
26: 01000011 01101111 01101110 01100111 01110010 01100001 01110100 01110011
00101100 00100000 01010010 01110101 01100010 01111001 00100000 01001101
00100001
I'm still an idiot.
27: "Why is this in quotation marks?"
"Why is this?"
28: Error 468- this question was murdered by a triceritops
I'm telling you, you geniuses have to figure out what you'll do after you go through the time machine.
29: Love it or list it?
Neither. Shove it all into a closet and forget about it.
30: In a specific situation involving certain canine lifeforms that are in a
temporary state of unconsciousness or rest, what is the most beneficial
outcome for all involved parties?
Waking them up. Man's best friend, right?
31: Are you satisfied with your care?
Baymax, I didn't even activate you.
32: =x times 2?
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana?!
(April 22, 2015 - 6:36 pm)
20. Smash w/ hammer
21. because it is
22. no can do sir
23. Ok thanks for the info
24.yrros ,od nac on os ,noitseuq a yllaer ton sti
25. trick question! Neither! Go to the friendly walrus down the street and have him cut your hair instead!!
26. That's nice to know.
27. Because Bob the rapping chicken just said it.
28. Aw, snap, he needs to go to timeout! Bad boy, eating surveys!
29. I can't do either because GEORGIA GOT A 48 INCH STOVE!! HER OLD HOUSE ONLY HELD A 38 INCH ONE!! (That's froma real episode of Luv it or List it I was like sooo mad at Georgia)
30. Banana
31. NO BAYMAX DONT GO!! "You are my patient Hiro. I care more about you.." WAA WAA CRY BABY MUSHY STUFF YEAH SURE I'M SATISFIED WITH MY CARE CUZ IF I SAY OW YOU'LL COME BACK. WHAT'S THE POINT IN SAYING GOODBYE AND CRYING WHEN I SAY "OW" AND BOOM YOUR WITH ME AGAIN!"
32. x= 16
33. More More More!
x= 16
(April 23, 2015 - 6:29 pm)
1. Because they feel like it.
4. Because he felt like it.
2. But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse?
3. Interesting.
5. Loser by Beck.
6. Are you a person.
7. Don't try to confuse me here!
8. I like how you typed "1" randomly in the middle of all your many exclamation points.
9. What if it didn't?
10. Wouldn't that technically mean that I am enjoying it?
11. Cool story bro.
12. He lived a good life.
13. Why the period in between C and K?
14. I'm probably not qualified to answer that question.
15. Agreed.
16. Erm?
17. Uh...sure, as long as they're real questions, which they were not for quite a lot of this survey!
18. Alias? Danie? St.Owl? Rainbow? S.E.?
(April 21, 2015 - 1:48 pm)
Congratulations you made me laugh lol
And, no I'm not any of those people.
(April 21, 2015 - 6:46 pm)
Hah glad I made you laugh!
Hmm...Ellie? Savvy? MapleSyurp? Saphire? Geek Girl? Brooke?
(April 21, 2015 - 8:54 pm)
Nope, none of those.
(April 22, 2015 - 9:00 am)
1. Because bananas assigned them to do so.
2. Oh, yeah, the alpaca would force it down his throat.
3. same to you
4. Say WHAT now????!!!!????!!!!
5. Twinkle twinkle little satyr, like what else!
6. or is it *wink wink*
7. Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now." It doesn't, so that was a lie, so his nose grows, so it was the truth, so the nose doesn't grow, so it was a lie, so his nose grows so it was.............
8. Aw, snap
9. To get to the oreo smoothie on the other side
10. I'm rebelling against not not not not not not not not not answering that question.
11. GREAT OK IF YOU SAY SO
12. We need to have a funeral, like, pronto.
13. Is the day TS was born so HA is SHE unlucky?? NOOOO she's RICH! Mmmm money.... think about it.
14. Well go ask the holy carrot; maybe he'll tell you.
15. Yeah that carrot holy as he is just doesn't wanna listen...
16. I AM MAN! I AM!
17. Bring it on you chocolate bunny.
18. No. But Bubbles can!!! Are you abrr?? Bubbles, is that a new cber? I'll have to go welcome her.....
(April 21, 2015 - 2:59 pm)
I will attempt to answer the questions completely seriously. (note: it may not work)
1. Why do pigs fly?
Because they have to have wings so that when someone says "when pigs have wings" in answer to whether I can eat all the chocolate, I get to have chocolate. And if pigs have wings, they might as well use them and be able to fly.
4. If you had a pet alpaca, why would the President of Africa eat a watermelon?
I don't, so the nonexistent president of Africa won't have time to eat a watermelon, and will instead notice that this question is in the wrong order.
2. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
No, I don't think I have time to save your ship/souls, thank you very much.
3. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001
Binary. Yes. I see...
5. If you ever lose on Jeopardy, WHAT should you begin singing?
You shouldn't sing at all because it's not over until the lady in the viking hat sings, and you never know, she might be watching you sing and start singing too.
6. Is this a question.
Yes, it is an incorrectly puncuated question? (<- just like that, but opposite)
7. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
I don't know about that, but this sentence is false.
8. PARADOX ALERT!!!1!! Oh wait that already happened. Darn.
Indeed. Perhaps a time machine would be helpful?
9. Why did the road cross the chicken?
It was bored of always being crossed by the chicken, so flipped things around to have some fun.
10. Are you not not not not not not not not not not not not enjoying this survey?
Yes.
11. Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog!
Rhymes!
12. He died.
How sad.
13. <--- UNLUC.KY
Indeed...
14. Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
I was just wondering that myself!
15. I mean seriously this is getting old now.
I was also wondering why half of the "questions" are actually statements.
16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana?
*shivers* Oh yes, the dreaded Ginormous Black Iguana. The greatest terror of the unknown worlds, with huge black teeth and huge red eyes, there is no one alive who isn't terrified of this huge beast!
17. Do you want more questions?
Only if they're fun to answer, and they're actually questions instead of statements. It gets hard to think of funny replies to random statements, you know.
18. Can you guess who I am?
It's entirely possible that I could, whether I will is an entirely different matter. For now, I shall guess: Maplesyrup?
(April 21, 2015 - 7:11 pm)
1. Why do pigs fly?
Because the pigs knew that George was going to be outdone and George says in the future, "Pigs will fly before you outdo me."
2. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
No can do, I've got other things to do than answer your SOS. Call 911 or something, I don't care.
3. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100001
Yeah, so? What about binary?
4. If you had a pet alpaca, why would the President of Africa eat a watermelon?
Alpacas are celebrated in Africa, and the proper celebration is to eat a watermellon.
5. If you ever lose on Jeopardy, WHAT should you begin singing?
Nothing. I don't sing.
6. Is this a question.
Yes?
7. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
You're lying about one of them. Which one is it?
8. PARADOX ALERT!!!1!! Oh wait that already happened. Darn.
Are you a time lord?
9. Why did the road cross the chicken?
Because the chicken was lazy and so the road had to do the crossing himself.
10. Are you not not not not not not not not not not not not enjoying this survey?
Actually, I kind of am.
11. Once there was a frog, who was stuck on a log, that was sinking into a bog!
He should just jog out of the bog and off the log.
12. He died.
Poor frog.
13. <--- UNLUC.KY
Yeah ha and I don't believe in unlucky numbers.
14. Why does this thing have SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
Because you wrote so many questions.
15. I mean seriously this is getting old now.
Yes it is. Go talk to the person who wrote it.
16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black... iguana?
You but not me.
17. Do you want more questions?
BRING IT ON
18. Can you guess who I am?
It would be physically possible for me to guess your idenity.
(April 21, 2015 - 7:11 pm)
(April 21, 2015 - 7:21 pm)
Due to popular request - The Randomest-est Survey #3!
(with less obscure / ridiculous statements)
34. How the heck are ghosts supposed to eat and drink?
35. Er du en kartoffel?
36. If X x Y = Z, does Z = Y + X?
37. Do you like waffles?
38. If a car is going 50 mph on a 70-mile long road... does The King of Venus have a pet mongoose?
38. DU EY SPEK INGLESH GODLEE?
40. I bet you didn't notice there were two "38"s.
41. Am I a jar of peanut butter?
42. So long, and thanks for all the ____!
43. What does the FOX SAY?!
44. <--- Bestnumberever!!1! (You don't have to answer this.)
45. Is this survey better than wolves?
46. Do you want MOAR?
Survey over (If three people answer "Yes" to #46, I'll make a part four)!
(April 22, 2015 - 10:12 am)
34. They put the food and drink in their mouths, DUH!!!
34. umm.... no not really
36. No. Easy math.
37. Yeah I like waffles. Do ya like pancakes? Yeah I like pancakes. Do ya like french toast? I love french toast doo doo doo doo, can't wait to get a mouth full!
38. No he has a pet aardvark and an iguana named Lily
38. no I don't sir
40. I did actually bet ya didn't notice I skipped 35. BOOM!
41. You can be whatever you want to if you just believe
42. PIE!!
43. wapapapapapaPOW!!! Didn't you know?? It's common knowlege
44. Nuh uh 68 is best
45. Depends if the wolves like hotdogs
46. BRING IT ON!!!
(April 22, 2015 - 5:11 pm)
Oh sorry :P this is a little early... I hope you like it anyway.
(April 22, 2015 - 5:46 pm)
34. They don't, and if they do, it's non corporeal.
35. You are a jar of peanut butter (MUAHAHAHAHA).
36. No.
37. Who doesn't?
38. NO! The King of Venus does NOT have a pet mongoose! He has a VENUSIAN mongoose!
38. Yes.
40. Now that you mention it I do.
41. You are a jar of peanut buttter.
42. candy. Duh.
43. BADUM BADUM BADUM BUM BEEE-YAH
44. NO IT ISN'T! 21 is!
45. No. Nothing is better than wolves.
46. YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
(April 22, 2015 - 5:54 pm)
34. They use their ghostly digestive systems.
35. I have no idea
36. Nope, not in most cases.
37. Yes!
38. No, mongeese (is that the plural of mongoose?) only survive on Mars and the Gobi Desert.
39. I do.
40. I did.
41. No...
42. ____!
43. Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding!
44.
45. Yes.
46. Yes!
(April 25, 2015 - 9:01 am)