I changed people's names cause why not? 

-Yeep!

- YOU'RE A FIVE STAR GENERAL IN THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS 

- *insert anything* is for the weak

-the bridge has been gotchu'd

-naruto running in crowded places

-I AM SANTA CLAUS

-Alex Jones Rants As An Indie Rock Song

-Nature Valley Bars for a week

-*Jordan*all vegetables are fruits *everyone else*NOOOO

-jace's hair

- Shirtless Omri

- NOODLES PUT A SHIRT ON

-NOODLES MAIN CAMP LANGUAGE

-NOODLES NO

- OLGA IS SUMMONED

- Hayden never finishes an apple

-Wanda has no clue whats happening ever 

I've already commented on this thread, but here's some more:

-Pusheen run

-I'm a goat! Not really! hahah

-Pigeon likes

-Impeach

-Undercover pigs

-Squid Squad

-We cursed!

-Amelia yelling bye for so long while I leave

-Bitmoji battle

❄Squid

Rhino, wait--wha--NO! ❄runs❄ 

Here’s a sampling from a D&D campaign:

”I’m receiving a reward for diplomacy? I just fried a man with lightning and broke his kneecaps.”

(this is from me, an elven wizard)

”I’m naming my familiar after a mob boss. I’ll call him Owl Capone. He’s hooting with joy.”

(also my elven wizard)

”I’ma start eating the goblin!” “HE’S STILL ALIVE” “So?”

(that one was from the orc barbarian)

”Ocean wolf! Take me by the holf! Lead me to the lolf! THAT YOU UNDERSTOLF!”

(the dwarven cleric wrote that one)

”ONE ARROW HALFLING!”

(from the halfling rogue)

”I roll to crush the rat beneath my boot!” (rolls a 1) “Ok so I... pet it with my foot, gently.”

(that was the human warrior)

-Utnumah

-Hermit crab

-The [insert anything] of freedom 

-Toxic pineapples!!!

-It's toxic, but it won't hurt me (both of these are from my little brother  eating Christmas tree needles)

-It's the invisible penguins!

-Where's Picnic?

We've had this conversation before

-*me: pokes J* J: I iz dead

-I iz a cat

-I iz a human

-Just call McDonalds and ask where Wendys is

-Hi, this is Wendys, how can I help you? (We prank called Wendys and said this. It was hilarious.)

I HAVE MORE!!!!

I LOVE your accent.

So you're saying that if I go to H&M and look in the window, I can see all the way through?!

So your spirit animal is a monkey with jeans.

They use her for her Timbits.

Reagen DIED?

Yeah, they got good seats because nobody wanted to go to the play. 

I have a couple more, actually...

~"Are you Korean?" "Shut up,"

~"T-Mobile Tuesdays!"

~"I speak fluent American!"

~"Three plus four is ten!"

~"Do you like me in a friend way?"

~"This is my human sacrifice rock!" 

~"Pumice!"

~"MIYA GET THE UNICELLULAR OSTRICH!!!"

~"Do you have streptococonut?" 

- BYE YIANNI

- So is Alan another species?

- Yeah, I'm more EVOLVED than you.

- Anything about pineapples

- HINTHINTHINTHINTHINT(repeating "hint" very quickly)

P.S. Unsolveablez says waxd. Waxed?