Inside Jokes Thread
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Inside Jokes Thread
Inside Jokes Thread
Here is where you can write all of your inside jokes that you have with your friends and family. Enjoy!!
Here are mine.....
WOAAAHHH!
YEEEEEE
LALALALALA LUCKY!
Scott Sterling! The man, the myth, the LEGEND!
HIS FACE IS LIKE A BRICK WALL!!!
I don’t do mornings
WEEE JUMPED OUT A WIINDOW
Bop it
Elemelons!!!!
Oopsoopsoopsoops OOPS!!!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
Windmills!
SINGING WINDMILLS!
Holes!
submitted by AutumnArtist (A.A.), age 13
(October 23, 2017 - 10:09 am)
(October 23, 2017 - 10:09 am)
(October 23, 2017 - 6:41 pm)
- "Emma you absolute failure!"
- "I'm having a midlife crisis!" "It's only a midlife crisis if you die at 26."
- "I still have your goshdarn egg!"
- "Our substitute teacher is an underwear model?!"
- Sonja needs to pee every ten seconds
- Bromance
- "Well, then why don't you wear flippers to school?"
- Emma's class won't deserve a picture
- Nikolailaiodian
- Nikolailaiodian joins The Squad
- "CK and Alex, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S—" "SHUT UP SONJA"
- "He'll have three kids by twenty."
- "Charlie and Emma, sitting in a tree, talk-ing a-bout bas-ket-ball."
- "Taylor, you hate basketball."
- Darkles Sparkles
- "It's been a long week but Andy deserved it."
- Black hole of stress in despair
- Gina needs to update her phone
- 75% of Althie's texts are sarcasm
- "He has a whole Instagram account dedicated to his right foot."
- Square NOOT NOOTS
- "LOUISEEEEEEEEE"
- "The power of Christ repels him! The power of Christ repels him!"
- "Oh, y'know, ol' JimmyJames."
- "My dad's name is Jeffery..."
- "Emma discovered a more beautiful way to get skin cancer!"
- "Thank Posideon and his lovely blue beard."
- "She says Desi is prettier dID YOU HEAR THAT CALEB"
- Rebel Wilson
- "Tree, painting, chair, basket, candle, dead body—" "Wait what?"
(October 23, 2017 - 9:14 pm)
- "we don't want any fake blood on your math homework!" "Oh, so you want real blood?"
- lemon master
- toto
- Kate! Kaaaaaate! WHAT? Can you help me? *rolls eyes* What is it? (Something I can't hear) WHAT? Oh nevermind. Get away from here! *rolls eyes again* (happens about three times a day with my friend C who sits right behind me)
- looose foohcuhs, liiife oovah
- Help me, you dingleberry! Hey! I'm not a dingleberry! I'm a dingleberry SUPREME!!!
(My friends M and K who are the jokers in our class)
- *looks over at S* *S makes weird slurpy noises* *rolls eyes* *looks away
(October 24, 2017 - 1:35 am)
Oh my goodness, Abi, you have a friend called Sonja? As in Sonja? Im called Sonja!
(November 23, 2017 - 1:14 am)
-"Human Chips!" "AAAAAAH NOOOOOO!!!!!"
-"I am a wall of pencils."
-"IT'S COUNT OLAF! EVERYONE HIDE!"
-"Oh, thank goodness-WAIT WHAT?!?!?!"
-"Wait, the boys have blue stalls?"
-"Remember, slanted incuts, that's the game- "FOR GOSH SAKE, WE'RE SAILORS, NOT FOOTBALL PLAYERS!"
-"Jeff the shark! It's the next horror movie!"
-"One more thing- don't take a spoon to Team Trials."
(October 24, 2017 - 6:42 am)
- Mo x Her food
- "Ha! Ha! Ha... Ha... help me..."
- "How's Dev-Dev's little flipnote coming along?"
- "I PROMISE I'LL BE DONE WITH IT BY HIGH SCHOOL!"
- The choir thing
- "You can't even be singing that yet it's not even November!!" "You hypocrite, you're in choir."
- "Stop floofing my hair!"
(October 24, 2017 - 7:15 am)
- the Pizza Machete gets mentioned to my friends at least once a week.
- I put my nickname (Vi) as opposed to my full name (Violet) into a Quizlet Live thing and my Latin teacher looked at the screen and went "Who's 6?" so now I use that name online quite a bit (but primarily for school things)
- not all dogs smell like corn chips
- trailer ghost
(October 24, 2017 - 1:26 pm)
- Anagrams
- Sushi cat and bad icecream
- I have a hummus sandwich every day
- *draws smiley face* "DELETE IT!"
- LEGIT
- The other squad squid
- "Who are we?"
- Flamingo, ogre, and swan
- The 3 slices of bread that got glutenified
- squirmles
- Appleloopen
- Talia singing the v'ahavta with a flashlight and pillow
- I like-ed da beans
- Another J-up?
- You're becoming Mr. H******!
- Yael loves chicken nuggets
- We stole cookies- we're not rebels, we're savages.
- The sleepover that's never going to happen
(October 24, 2017 - 3:57 pm)
I cracked up reading these.
- "His NAME is PHILBERT!"
- "On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite color of the alphabet?"
- "It's pronounced CA-NUH-DUH-DAY-NEE-UH"
- "Mine is the squarular fish"
- "I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING" *Points to himself while eating*
- "SLIIITHEEEERRR SLIIIIITHER!!!"
- "The Adventures of Master Window will return after a message from our sponsors" *Switches to a different voice* "BUY OUR STUFF" *switches back* "AAAAAAAAAND we're back!"
- "Is that a Windex? KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
- "KILL IT WITH FIRE AND DOOM AND ALSO DOOM AND FIRE"
- Coleplay
- "I BEEN EATIN' BOWSKI"
- "I thought that was mine. GIVE IT TO MINE."
- "I HAS GOOD INGRISH. I HAS REAL GOOD INGRISH AND GRAMMARS."
- "WE LIKE DA MOOOOON-" "WILL YOU NOT SING RIGHT NOW, I AM TRYING TO DISCOMBOBLATE THIS MAN."
- "Is it a bad thing to constanly plot someone's demise?"
- Jony Pony (LOOOOONG story)
- "Like that time Ashtin chased us with an ax?"
- "I thought this was Spanglish class!"
- "HEEEEEY homie, wanna go do Axis?" "YEEEEEAAAAAH, MAAAAAN,"
- It's like a death. But worser.
- "MY INGRISH IS BESTESTER."
- Spoopy.
- "WE KNOW YOU ARE BEING EATEN BY A BOA CONSTRICTOR."
- "You may be doing the shuttings up now."
(October 24, 2017 - 5:48 pm)
Moar!
- BE MY FRIEND I DARE YOU.
- "We're all gonna die of streptococonut!!!"
- Yong
- "MIYA GET THE UNICELLULAR OSTRITCH!!!"
- "If you get my shoe stuck in the rafters I will kill you."
- "Stop being a tryhard!"
- wqap
- "OMG Someone has a crush on Mackena???"
- "I'm stealing your food..."
- "My mother senses are tingling."
- "How many followers do you have on musical.ly, Ellyse?"
(October 24, 2017 - 7:53 pm)
-Burned and bleached peacock feathers
-*Sarahy's floor music plays* Everyone (in an opera voice): AHHHHH!
-"You always tell me-" "But I never listen!"
-"IMMATURE Faith!" "MATURE Iisa!"
-Conditioning coach: "It's EASY day!" Everyone: *grumbling* "You always say it's easy day..."
-"Alyssa, you look like a drunken flamingo!"
-"Eddie, if you kill me I will not be pleased."
-"Ooooh, he's foreign!"
-The duck song
-Knocked on the head like Mary Rowlandson
-"...and I'm really not in the mood to get expelled."
-"My hands are so soft! I moisturized them last-" "MOISTURIZE ME!" "Enough with that Doctor Who thing!"
-"Look, dad, I got a nose ring!"
(October 24, 2017 - 8:16 pm)
I only have a few...
-BOO HOO FOR YOU, BUDDY!
-You are a Basket Case today!! Everyone:*Bursts out laughing*
-Kitty The Explorer, and Casey The Curious.
-Me: "So, you know those people who did the thing with the thing? Like the *Makes trailing off noise*?" S:"Yeah...They were AWEFULL!" Me: "I'm going to be in the same car with them for FIVE HOURS." S: *GASPS* "HOW TRAGIC!!" *Faints*
Feel free to ask about any of them!
(October 25, 2017 - 3:15 pm)
EVEN MOAR!!
- "Are you Korean?" (don't ask please)
- Naruto running
- Some kid with a stutter (A way to describe the MC of Yu-Gi-Oh)
- "Oppa!!"
- "Onii-CHAAAN!!"
(October 25, 2017 - 11:41 pm)
A couple within the ukulele club take part in:
- Pog Loton
- "WAKE-O ME-O UP-O BEFORE-O YOU-O GO GO!!"
- "KaWHAMO!"
- "WE LIKE DA MOOOOOOOOON!! CAUSE EET EES CLOOOOSE TOOO US!"
- "The PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEEEEEEERE... in your nooooooose!"
- "I went to go see Phanted and Wickem!"
- "And that was the day I sat on peanut butter."
- "DESPAAAAAAIR!! DESPAAAAAAIR! DE- Ooh, look a cookie!"
- "Bringing your piano again, Bryce?"
(October 26, 2017 - 6:11 pm)
(October 26, 2017 - 7:43 pm)