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Random Things My Friends Have Said
(But taken out of context so nothing will make any sense. Don't take this too seriously. Please.)
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"I'm officially the mom friend!"
"If you don't understand what I mean when I point a stick at you and say Avada Kedavra, you deserve it."
"I'm going to cut up my shoe and make art out of it!"
"Oh, so you're a playwright? Have you written any plays?"
"Gah! Not the bandsaw!"
"I'm going to smell like squid for the rest of my life, aren't I?"
"I just had an epiphany. Percy and Annabeth are related."
"Hands up and back awaaaay from the birdhouse."
"This class is heck for substitute teachers."
"GHOstBUsTERS!"
"Daisy? Pass me the scalpel."
"Did you know that you can practice suturing wounds on a banana?"
"Kitten! In a box! A kitten in a box!"
"I can't wait for medical school!"
"I don't understand when people say that the meaning of life is anything other than kitty tummies."
"You've been chosen as my personal stress ball. You're welcome."
"I don't watch whatever show that character's from."
"Lin Manuel-Miranda, why have you misled me like this?"
"Why do people call things cinnamon rolls when they're not?"
"Beavers."
"I think it looks more like a cupcake with really weird sprinkles."
"You're officially my best friend until someone else gives me sugar!"
submitted by Abigail S., age 12, Nose in a Book
(March 1, 2017 - 10:12 pm)
(March 1, 2017 - 10:12 pm)
One by me (talking about a dream):
"And, inside the weird monolith thing, there was these aliens looking like kabutops! One of them was riding a polar bear that I killed and OH I'M SO SORRY SNOWCONE FOR KILLING ONE OF YOUR KIND BUT IT WAS EVIL!"
And my friends--
"Why am I always Peggy?! She plays Mariah!" *Shudders*
"-censored due to friend's name- GIVE VIOLET BACK RIGHT NOW YOU'LL POP HER!"
"I told you not to put her in the sink! The faucets are motion activated!"
"Noooo not the dryer!"
"She's deflating! Someone get me some tape for Violet, STAT!"
"*Censored due to being friend's name* is a MD in coathangers and tape."
"That coat hanger is a nice gun."
"Violet's pregnant!" (Admins, this may seem innapropriate, but scroll down)
Violet was a purple balloon we loved XD
"Balloon babies appear at the top of the lobby, grow up up there, and loose enough helium to float down to their new owners"
"I love Violet, but this is the last show, and I REALLY wanna have her funeral."
"*Wailing* VIOLET NEVER GOT TO SEE HER CHILD!"
"Can I preach at the funeral?"
"Dibs on Angelica."
"-censored due to friend's name- YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM!"
"I was nominated in Mary Poppins for Best Original Song."
"Why is the a in my name a juice box?"
"Whoever's Eliza gets to be Burr, too. Eliza has the least parts in the song."
"Don't worry, you'll be a pickpocket too someday."
"We are loyal to the sewers, stinky underground. And the soil of the sewers, OH WAIT we don't have anyyyyyyyy. The baroness took away our rights to live up there. From the kitchens to the sewers, the sewers really *breaks into five part harmony* stink." -An original parody of Vulgarian National Anthem from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Musical, where I met my friends backstage
And that sums up me and my friends.
(March 4, 2017 - 1:59 pm)
I need to meet these people! XD!
(March 4, 2017 - 5:27 pm)
Here's some more...
"My chickens are dropping diamonds!"
"That's going on the list on the list,"
"Yay, I finally ate somebody!"
"You ate me!"
"My worms can't get to the party."
"I was happy in my box,"
"I'm so scared, I can't even can right now!"
"This is the time to grab T.J. and throw him in the sack because he's alone and in a corner."
"Middle schoolers are animals."
"Kelsey's growing a banana tree next to the lunch table."
"I think these strawberries have fermented."
"Can rain be so polluted it has callories?"
I'll do some more later.
(March 5, 2017 - 8:20 am)
Your friends sound awesome, Abigail. I wish I had friends like that. None of them know each other, and I only have 3 anyway. But here are some things by me&co.:
"Mister, I'm a writer and an artist and both of those are potentially crazy, so therefore it's legal for me to eat yogurt and applesauce mixed together."
"It would be sooooooo funny if--okay, so all the Gryffindors are sitting in Potions class, and Snape walks in wearing a pink ballerina outfit and waving a sparkly wand--and he has a tiara on his head! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....." (This was at a coffee shop meeting with one of my friends and some other girls that I know but aren't really friends with, and we were imagining hilarious things for Professor Snape to do, or for Voldemort to do, etc., and laughing our heads of hysterically...sadly, I only remember that one.)
"A pleasant peasant eating pheasant! Yay!"
"Mom? What did you do with the rifle?"
"I call gluten-free shell mac-and-cheese--rice-stateans! Like, crustaceans, but rice! And now I'm boiling them for their silk...and then I'll eat them...heheheh."
"EXPELLIARMOUSE! WAIT, EXPILLIAMRUS! NO, EXPELLIA--stop pointing that thing at me!"
"TURTLES! YES!"
"And I thought I was weird."
"So these two Jedi walk into a bar, and one of them says, 'I'd like a drink.' And the bartender says, 'no.' And the Jedi runs him through with a lightsaber, yadda yadda yadda. And over in the corner, HAN IS SHOOTING FIRST YOU GUYS, and killing a weird alien dude...."
That's all I can think of for now.
(March 5, 2017 - 1:50 pm)
I HAVE MOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
Me and Element girl and some of our friends wre thinkng about the but I think elementgirl might be wrighting them so....
This is a conversation we had at lunch.
¨Hana(that is me)which of these crackers are broken¨ *holds up two perfectly fine crackers*
¨Alice(elementgirl)Those are both fine¨ *Alice berakes one cracker*
¨OK now the right one is broken¨
¨Hana I think that was the left cracker¨
(March 6, 2017 - 7:18 pm)
"UTAH!!!"
"Did you say croutons?"
"Albus Dumbledog wore a Patriots jersey!"
"Do they even have vegetables in Florida?"
"THEN GET OFF MY BOAT!!"
"Why does your shirt say U SODA?"
"The Daughters of the American Revolution have taken an action which has been widely criticized by the press. To remain a member requires approval of that action, and therefore, I QUIT!"
"AAAHHH! It's a water bottle!"
"Wait, I think I get it, but just in case.... tell me the whole thing over again."
"Boy you got me barfin', look into your eyes and I go, *gagging sounds*"
"What did you just touch?"
"Paige's cat coughed at the top of the Empire State Building."
"CALM! I AM CALM!"
"It's the first day of TURTLES!"
"Oh no, Paige has cancer, and the flu, and she fell off the roof, and she's in a body cast, and..."
"I'm the Donut Monster!"
"Let's call it the Dabby!"
"DIBBLE!!"
If you need more context on any of these, just ask.
(March 6, 2017 - 6:20 pm)
I can count at least 10 things on here I've said. ,-,(BTW I'm going to start using this emojicon a lot-,-,)
(March 6, 2017 - 7:01 pm)
These are sooo hilarious!!! Here are some things my friends have said:
"Sometimes I think I'm too young for my age"
"What's the point of work"
"Ahhh, stop asking so many questions!!"
"Cheddar is better than you" - This is a standing joke between my best friend and I!
(March 9, 2017 - 4:37 pm)
"YES! Watermelons are animals! Watermelon rights!"
"I had to hit her with my shoe!" < ---(long story)
"That sink is way too big."
"It's a mutant zebra pig!"
"How much mud would you like with it?"
(March 9, 2017 - 11:44 pm)
~I have dust in my eyeballs!!!
~Pile all the stuff you can on your head!
~I stab him in the heart.
~Okay, so the monster's brains are dripping out...
~Crackle crackle BOOM!!!
~Bananas!!!!
~Remember when you were obssesed with purple people?
(March 10, 2017 - 8:01 pm)