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Random Things My Friends Have Said
(But taken out of context so nothing will make any sense. Don't take this too seriously. Please.)
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"I'm officially the mom friend!"
"If you don't understand what I mean when I point a stick at you and say Avada Kedavra, you deserve it."
"I'm going to cut up my shoe and make art out of it!"
"Oh, so you're a playwright? Have you written any plays?"
"Gah! Not the bandsaw!"
"I'm going to smell like squid for the rest of my life, aren't I?"
"I just had an epiphany. Percy and Annabeth are related."
"Hands up and back awaaaay from the birdhouse."
"This class is heck for substitute teachers."
"GHOstBUsTERS!"
"Daisy? Pass me the scalpel."
"Did you know that you can practice suturing wounds on a banana?"
"Kitten! In a box! A kitten in a box!"
"I can't wait for medical school!"
"I don't understand when people say that the meaning of life is anything other than kitty tummies."
"You've been chosen as my personal stress ball. You're welcome."
"I don't watch whatever show that character's from."
"Lin Manuel-Miranda, why have you misled me like this?"
"Why do people call things cinnamon rolls when they're not?"
"Beavers."
"I think it looks more like a cupcake with really weird sprinkles."
"You're officially my best friend until someone else gives me sugar!"
submitted by Abigail S., age 12, Nose in a Book
(March 1, 2017 - 10:12 pm)
(March 1, 2017 - 10:12 pm)
*notices first thing and slams down hand*
The demon queen of high school has decreed it...
(March 4, 2017 - 2:45 pm)
She says Monday, 8 am, I will be deleted!
(March 4, 2017 - 4:58 pm)
They'll hunt me down in study hall, stuff and mount me on the wall...
(March 6, 2017 - 2:21 pm)
HEATHERS!
(March 9, 2017 - 11:39 pm)
I SHALL BEAT ALL OF THE FUNNIES!
¨Some people could be pickels¨
¨I wish I were a donut¨
¨I´m a Yankee doodle Dandy a Yankee Doodle do or die!wait.....resume! did that song just say DIE¨
¨and the unicorn turned to a pickle¨
¨When I grow up I shall be a dog!wait...That is almost impossible¨
¨JUSTIN BEABER IS AWFUL!¨
¨SOME ONE JUST SCREAMED CUPCAKES¨
¨CUMBERLAND FARMS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA¨
¨When I sixteen,I will drive Optumos prime¨
¨CANDY IS LIKE FRIUT,BUT THE OPPISITE¨
These make no sense XD
(March 5, 2017 - 4:46 pm)
How are percy & Annabeth related?
(March 6, 2017 - 7:58 pm)
"If your going to build a house, make it out of styrofoam!"
"Stop being so nice to the idgets!"
"This is a lot more stew then I anticipated."
"twenty øne penguins is my favorite band"
"I now appoint you, a squirrel."
"Do you hate summer? of course you don't! But you're going to have to learn to live without it!!"
"Do you see those test scores plummeting like the roller coasters you won't be able to ride because you won't have a summer?"
"Leila's the mother but I can be the really cool ice skating teacher" (I'm Leila)
"What type of mom are you?"
"Sweetie, you should really brush your hair and put on makeup and also stop complaining the negative vibes clash with your eye color."
"Without the pink feather we have nothing."
"Why are you so nice? Is it because you have a secret sadness built up inside if you?" "Yes"
"COOKIE MONSTER IS THE LEAD SINGER SO PLEASE STOP."
"..and then he realized he didn't want to spend his life terrorizing Harry, so he created a band called 'Princess Voldy and the Death Eaters' and now they play at birthday parties.."
I probably have more, but those were off the top of my head xD
(March 3, 2017 - 8:47 am)
Here are some me and my friends have said...
"We don't have any money in the budget for pants!"
"Can you pass me the head?"
"My worms are turning more and more into snakes."
"Does anyone have any more inanimate objects I can eat?"
"Just because I stalk everyone in town doesn't mean I know what type of tree Harvey Johnson's taking to prom!"
"Who teaches demon history?"
"Bacon's Jewish?!"
"I wonder if anyone's ever hot-glued chips to a car before."
"Everything becomes a tissue!"
"I volunteer myself as tribute"
"Yay! I finally ate somebody!"
"You're such a MEERKAT!"*
"You're sending a three year old named Suzie to military school!"
"But what if the seventh grader with the axe is on the bus?"
"Run fast or the zombies will catch you."
"Hi, I'm a snowman. I just drank some blood. It was delicious."
"You can't bake someone in a cardboard oven."
"Do not ask a Ravenclaw who the history teacher is."
"My jellybeanies!"
"The Bus Wars can and will begin again."
"They'll come after us with their axes and giant algebra textbooks!"
And I have more. Way more. Hehehe.
*MEERKAT is in all caps because it's an acronym for something.
(March 3, 2017 - 5:38 pm)
Harvey Johnson? Is that a REFERENCE TO A MUSICAL I SEE?
If it is, he's taking Penelope to the prom. Right?
And you have bus wars too?
Do you go to my school?
(March 4, 2017 - 8:44 am)
Yes, Bye Bye Birdie, school musical this year. '
Bus War 1 was okay, until someone's Swell bottle was hit with a rock, Bus War 2 lasted a few seconds, and after Bus War 3 the United Bus Seats of the World was founded, to ensure safe rides for all.
Possibly. Don't give me the name of your school, but maybe the names of classmates, teachers, or anything else particularly distinguishing. Maybe school colors?
(March 4, 2017 - 5:32 pm)
I don't think you actually go to my school. At my school, we only had Bus War 3, and that one was about chanting, as in
"I got some chips
I got some chips
I got some salad on the side
HUMMUS
HUMMUS"
Little kids versus big kids. We don't have a school musical, but with my community kid's theater thing we're doing Bye Bye Birdie.
Here's another great chant:
"I play the bongos!
*slam a lot on a chair*
You play the bongos
*More slaming*
We play the bongos
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
CHICKEN!"
(March 5, 2017 - 7:35 am)
As someone who was also in Bye Bye Birdie, I have to correct you... he never actually took Penelope to the prom. She completely rejected him. Then he asked Deborah and Charity and whoever else. Poor Harvey Johnson...
(March 8, 2017 - 5:11 pm)
Princess Voldy and The Death Eaters!?!
(March 9, 2017 - 11:47 pm)
"Stop calling it Kili!"
"THE FANGIRLS NEED ME!!!"
"O my Gandalf, I am such a geek, O MY GANDALF!"
"Well, two of them are dead, maybe more, and John's glasses are dead too." "Which glasses?" "The big wire-framed rainbow sunglasses." "Ohhh, right. I totally forgot about that!"
"Rocky, GIVE ME BACK MY SANDWICH! I need food to sustain my utter craziness!" *takes a bite* "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me."
Yeah, my friends are pretty weird. Though, I am the same way, so... I guess we were meant for each other.
(March 4, 2017 - 9:18 am)
NOw I'm going to do some ones that I've said!
"I wonder if it's going to rain acid today..."
"Can the Rolling Stones get mossy?"
"America! It's a country!"
"How do you write the letter q again?"
"Probably a good thing I'm not emo... cause if I was I'd probably kill you..."
"I draw upon the power of the THIRD DIMENSION!"
"Moo."
"I wonder how chickens do that weird thing with their neck..."
"Pardon my French, but are you going to eat that?"
"Cookies taste like cookies."
"I TOTALLY ship Chocolate with Milkshake!"
"I wonder if blood tastes weird..."
"Take that Air! You just got inhaled!"
"What if monkey like APPLES?!? DUN DUN DUN!"
"I know I am, but what are you?"
"BOKBOKBOKBOKBOKBOKBOK! CHICKENS ARE ATTACKING! CHICKENSS ARE ATTACKING!"
"FOR PANCAKIA!"
"HOw about we settle this incredible violently with a peaceful conversation?"
"Can you excuse me for a moment? I have the strangest urge to be a ninja."
I am a weird person...
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Sorry Kilp, never been on Vine in my life.
(March 4, 2017 - 12:30 pm)