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Random Things My Friends Have Said
(But taken out of context so nothing will make any sense. Don't take this too seriously. Please.)
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"I'm officially the mom friend!"
"If you don't understand what I mean when I point a stick at you and say Avada Kedavra, you deserve it."
"I'm going to cut up my shoe and make art out of it!"
"Oh, so you're a playwright? Have you written any plays?"
"Gah! Not the bandsaw!"
"I'm going to smell like squid for the rest of my life, aren't I?"
"I just had an epiphany. Percy and Annabeth are related."
"Hands up and back awaaaay from the birdhouse."
"This class is heck for substitute teachers."
"GHOstBUsTERS!"
"Daisy? Pass me the scalpel."
"Did you know that you can practice suturing wounds on a banana?"
"Kitten! In a box! A kitten in a box!"
"I can't wait for medical school!"
"I don't understand when people say that the meaning of life is anything other than kitty tummies."
"You've been chosen as my personal stress ball. You're welcome."
"I don't watch whatever show that character's from."
"Lin Manuel-Miranda, why have you misled me like this?"
"Why do people call things cinnamon rolls when they're not?"
"Beavers."
"I think it looks more like a cupcake with really weird sprinkles."
"You're officially my best friend until someone else gives me sugar!"
submitted by Abigail S., age 12, Nose in a Book
(March 1, 2017 - 10:12 pm)
(March 1, 2017 - 10:12 pm)
That is hilarious. What kind of friends do you have?
(March 1, 2017 - 11:35 pm)
(March 2, 2017 - 6:06 am)
And I thought I was the only one that recorded all the random things my friends say....
You know, it's kind of funny. Those sound like things my friends have said/would say. Especially some of the ones surrounding Harry Potter....
(March 2, 2017 - 6:57 am)
Your friends have about the same randomness as my friends!XD Well, here is some of what my friends say on a regular basis...
" Well, I assumed you would get the picture, never doing that again."
" I SEARCHED THROUGH TWO WEEKS OF GIFS AN PICS AND STUPID CONVERSATIONS FOR THIS????"
"Williamsburg, DUR!"
I will definitely do more later!
(March 2, 2017 - 9:30 am)
I'm more of the guy who says the random stuff, but there's a couple things that I can't imagine anybody else ever saying other than my freind.
"My facenuggets are tingling."
"Look! A SHOE!!"
"My brainhole has painhole"
"OW! I think I bleeded something"
"GHDGDHDG"
"Wuzzat? A monkey stepped on a fish?"
"OWPAIN!"
"You forgotted that I am actually a SUPERFISH!"
Yeah... the only other people that might have said that would be me (yes people, I have a slight case of multiple personality disorder).
(March 2, 2017 - 5:19 pm)
Sligthly random question...
Is it just me, or does anyone else keep a running list of random quotes said at school?
My high school class did. It was mostly things the teachers said, but there were some student quotes, too. A group got together, made a booklet, and made copies for everyone in the class. We called it XXXX's (name of student who wrote them all down) Familiar Quotations. I still have my copy.
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(March 2, 2017 - 6:53 pm)
I need to meet this person... now.
(March 2, 2017 - 5:22 pm)
Also, here are some things my best friend has said:
Animal crackers are unethical!
To answer your question, I took a pair of reading glasses and punched the lenses out and replaced them with linear diffraction grating.
You got everything you learned through odd angles and a faulty connection...
A sleazy placebo if I ever saw one.
Prepare to be hugged until you're blue in the face!!!
I'LL SEND YOU CHOCOLATE!!!!
Tell Piggleston hello from me.
I want a pig. Pigs are cool.
(March 2, 2017 - 5:33 pm)
Those are so funny and they make me want to know the stories behind them!
Here's something I said about my friend today at lunch. (I'm going to use ----- where her name would go)
"Here is a hungry ----- in her natural habitat, the band room, eating a Smuckers PB&J sandwich."
That's probably not exactly what said, and I know it was longer, but I forget the second part. My friends and I started cracking up, and I bet you guys would too if you had been there. I also did this for when she was gulping down a bottle of gatorade. It went something like this.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here is a thirsty ----- in her natural habitat, gulping a bottle of gatorade. Observe her wide eyes and oncomig sugar rush, which will cause uncontrollable shaking."
Ok, so that wasn't exactly how it went, but I used all the same details. I just turned it into sentences that make sense.
(March 2, 2017 - 5:35 pm)
Here are some more.
"uhhhhhh the arboretum"
"Unless he dies!"
"Btw John Comyn is a pippinbag"
Thats all I can think of now...
(March 2, 2017 - 9:52 pm)
Haha! Here's some I can think of right now (I'll use letters instead of my friend's names):
"The knee bone's connected to the... KNEE BONE!"
"Oh, J, you're not you when you're hungry! Have a Snickers!"
"Good job on the freckles." *to an absolute stranger*
"Sevvies? I hate sevvies... I'm coming for yooou!" *we're quoting a musical, and if you don't know, 'sevvies' is a nickname for seventh graders.*
"Grapes are connected to the... KNEE BONE!"
"No. I refuse to accept that you are a Slytherin! You are a GRYFFINDOR, hear me?!"
"...do you want to talk about Hector?"
"We three, as the Cat, are collectively offended by that statement."
"Life is connected to the... KNEE BONE!!"
(March 2, 2017 - 10:06 pm)
When my best friend and I would go out for pizza or ice cream or anything, he would just yell to absolute strangers, "HIIII!" and wave frantically. Sometimes they would actually respond, and it was hilarious.
(March 8, 2017 - 5:17 pm)
Here are some more, said by various friends! :P
I can provide context for specific ones if anybody's particularly curious, but otherwise I think they speak for themselves pretty well.
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"Dead girls should really not be walking."
"I've never seen a stress ball explode before."
"Dadada, I'm an elephant!"
"Well, at least this has been educational."
"I drank, like, six cups of highly caffinated Brazilian soda! HAHAHA!"
"We're still working out a plan for her to hide in my suitcase."
"GAH! THE CHICKENS ARE BACK!"
"Here, hold Myrtle for a second while I wash these dishes."
"Butterflies are evil demons! CHEESE!"
"It remains true that best friends eat your lunch."
"No, I'm the best potato farmer!"
"SOMEONE DIES IF WE'RE NOT IN THE SAME CLASS NEXT YEAR!!!"
"One drop out!"
"You make a great stress ball."
"Y'know, it might be interesting to try and bite my finger off."
"Hey, why do I have to be Peggy?"
"TOOTHPASTE TUBE!"
"I could've told you that was the worst idea in the history of mankind."
"THE CHICKENS ARE STALKING US."
"So then she tries to kiss him. And he stabs her. It's great."
"You're running towards the butterflies!"
"Improvised swimming class!"
"Cause they both live in Pennsylvania! GET IT? GET IT?"
"One more word and I shove you under the downspout."
"I'm really sorry in advance for what I'm about to do to you."
"Ah! Someone grab Ponyo!"
"Love is love is love is love is love is love is— Wait, how many of these were in the quote?"
"Ummm, I'm a deer."
"Thank goodness I never got swallowed."
"Juiceboxes. Very godlike."
(March 2, 2017 - 11:09 pm)
You have the best friends!
(March 3, 2017 - 10:43 am)
I think so, too. ^^ They're amazing.
(March 3, 2017 - 7:06 pm)