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100 Ways To Annoy Darth Vader
...In memory of Daisy. This is like the Voldemort one, except we add on to it, post to post to post.
Oh, and make sure to put the number you are posting in your name box, so that even if your comment hasn't showed up yet, another person can post, knowing what number you've already done.
1. Call him "buckethead" and slam his helmet down on his head
2. Step on his cloak when he's walking by
3. Slosh a can of hot pink paint over him
submitted by Leafpool, 1, 2, 3.
(December 26, 2016 - 3:26 pm)
(December 26, 2016 - 3:26 pm)
We should do 100 ways to annoy Catastrophe next...
(January 5, 2017 - 11:40 am)
@Poetic Panda
LOL, what will he think when he sees all the Stormtroopers in their bubble baths..?
(January 5, 2017 - 11:53 am)
@Brooklyn Newsie, I know, right?! I'm quite a visual person, but I see a lot of rubber duckies and LOTS of bubbles!! :)
(January 6, 2017 - 9:09 pm)
#90. Ask him if he knows where Anakin went.
#91. Follow him around all day chattering about how great Obi-Wan is, what a good Jedi he is, he's way stronger in the force then you, I like him so much better, have you seen how he's like a father to Luke? Blah blah blah . . .
#92. "My favorite is Han Solo. I'm so glad he finally got together with Leia! She's my second favorite. And, you know, their kid is totally evil! Like, WAY more evil then you, you're practically a bunny rabbit next to him."
#93. For a birthday present, give him a painting of Pinkie Pie at the beach with pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows in the background! Then take him to the beach and while he's not looking, pour sand in his suit. "Happy birthday! Boy, I sure hope this reminds you of your home!"
#94. Buy a Darth Vader costume and toy lightsaber. Pretend to force choke people, make fake lightsaber noises, breath like Hul-kar hul-kar, say "I am your father!" And get one of your friends to act out Luke's "Nooooo!" Great dad, huh?
I think we should do Umbridge next. XD
(January 5, 2017 - 3:40 pm)
95: While he´s sleeping, cover the Death Star in sand and let Ewoks overrun it
Connie says daft. Is this stupid?...
(January 5, 2017 - 8:16 pm)
96. Ramble on about Darth Jar Jar theories all day. Or just Star Wars conspiracy theories.
(January 5, 2017 - 10:42 pm)
97: Hang up a bunch of posters that show all the Star Wars characters as babies and say, "Aw, weren't you a cute little munchkin!"
98: Throw him a surprise beach party.
99: Throw a costume party where everyone dresses up like Darth Vader and invite him.
100: Show him his long lost cousin, Ella Vader, (not trying to copy, Bluebird) and give him a ride.
(January 6, 2017 - 6:59 am)
Special 101:
Say I haven't watched Starwars!
(January 7, 2017 - 2:38 pm)
I vote we do Gru next!!! Best villain EVER!!!!
(January 6, 2017 - 7:00 am)
I second that!!!!!
That or Umbridge.
(January 6, 2017 - 3:12 pm)
Thanks, Caroline! Um, who's Umbridge?
(January 7, 2017 - 9:26 am)
Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. If you haven't read it, that's fine, we don't have to do it! (There's plenty of others to choose from)
(Coconut the Dog suggested Umbridge first.)
(January 7, 2017 - 11:10 am)
Let's do it! I love Gru.
(January 7, 2017 - 9:34 am)
Umbridge is from Harry Potter No. 5, and I'm fine with Gru, too!
(January 7, 2017 - 12:08 pm)
I vote for Umbridge! (Because I have no idea who Gru is.) But we'd have to make sure not to put in spoilers for those who haven't read #5 yet....
Hm.
(January 7, 2017 - 12:36 pm)