100 Ways To

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100 Ways To

100 Ways To Annoy Darth Vader

...In memory of Daisy. This is like the Voldemort one, except we add on to it, post to post to post.

Oh, and make sure to put the number you are posting in your name box, so that even if your comment hasn't showed up yet, another person can post, knowing what number you've already done.

1. Call him "buckethead" and slam his helmet down on his head 

2. Step on his cloak when he's walking by

3. Slosh a can of hot pink paint over him

submitted by Leafpool, 1, 2, 3.
(December 26, 2016 - 3:26 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

4. Make him feel really self-conscious about the way he breathes by impersonating him sucking air in and out of his mask

submitted by Caroline, 4, age 15, GA
(December 26, 2016 - 5:22 pm)

5. Blow up the Death Star.

submitted by Dragonrider
(December 27, 2016 - 9:04 pm)

6~ Give him a book on parenting. Tell him he needs it after his behavior to Leia, his little princess.

7~ cosplay as Obi  wan and either call him 'Anakin' or  'my padawan' the whole day

8~ Cosplay as him the entire day and constantly repeat every line he's ever said, and act out his entire life with your friends. 

submitted by Icy 6, 7, 8., age 12, The Forest
(December 27, 2016 - 11:41 pm)

9. go up to him with a lightsaber, say 'i am your father' then slice off his hand and ask him to join the darkside.

submitted by Embers in the Ashes
(December 28, 2016 - 7:12 am)

Steal his light saber and play with it until you destroy something important. 

submitted by KtG#10
(December 28, 2016 - 11:41 am)

9. Walk around on all fours, following him all day, barking constantly like a dog

10. Make him uncomfortable/annoyed by complimenting to him about the weirdest things. Example: "Ooohhh, your breath smells so terribly good" 

submitted by Ashlee, 9, 10,, age 15, The Future
(December 28, 2016 - 1:17 am)

Face painting your own head like his head then try to put his helmet on your head

submitted by 9
(December 28, 2016 - 9:33 am)

11. Carry around a fake light saber and pretend to fight an invisible assailant in the most fake way possible, making sound effects (Scchhhhhhhhhh and Chick-a-plao) and saying stuff like,"Take that, Anakin!"

12. Walk behind him whispering, "The force is with me I am one with the force the force is with me I am one with the force" over and over again like Chirrut does in Rogue One. 

submitted by Owlgirl, #11 & 12
(December 28, 2016 - 12:15 pm)

11. Give him a milkshake with a straw, and tell him to enjoy it!

12. Call him goth because he wears all black.

13. Steal his helmit when he's in his 'healing bath' (IDK what you call it) and spray paint pink flowers, hearts, rainbows, stars, and smiley faces all over it. 

Tina said 'bobi' Who's Bobby? Goodness, did I name you wrong? 

submitted by Brooklyn Newsie 11, age 12, 13
(December 28, 2016 - 12:22 pm)

#13 made me laugh there, such a wonderful idea, Newsie!

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(December 28, 2016 - 9:01 pm)
submitted by Brooklyn did 12&13!
(December 28, 2016 - 12:24 pm)

14 replace his light saber with a pool noodle.

15 wear a t-shirt that says I <3 Jedi  

submitted by Nebula 14 & 15
(December 28, 2016 - 2:47 pm)

14 Ask him if he's ever washed his cloak before.

 

submitted by BookBug, age 9, Australia
(December 28, 2016 - 5:05 pm)

Previous comment hasn't shown up, so... 17? 18? (sorry)

~Throw sand at him. Episode II- "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere."

submitted by Bluebird, 17?
(December 28, 2016 - 8:04 pm)

18. Tell him that "I like sand, it's course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

19. Everytime he walks by, pretend he's force choking you.

20. Bring back Jar-Jar as a force ghost.  

 

submitted by Mirax T. 18, 19, 20
(December 28, 2016 - 8:46 pm)
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