Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Magic Market!

So, this is how it works. One person posts something they would like to have or get rid of. Then another person posts what they will take or give in trade for it!

RULES

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1. No selling of alter egos.

2. No buying or selling of inappropriate items.

3. This is a market, so you don't have continuity issues. It's not linear.

4. Alter egos are allowed, but any alter egos acting overly rambunctious or annoying will be suspended from this thread for a week (real time).  

5. Be nice! 

6. No breaking of the rules.

I want a sentient pet rainbow! (Shifting won't summon one because "The sentient rainbow dimension is too far away!") Also, I want to get rid of this time turner.