Magic Market!
Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket
Magic Market!
Magic Market!
So, this is how it works. One person posts something they would like to have or get rid of. Then another person posts what they will take or give in trade for it!
RULES
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1. No selling of alter egos.
2. No buying or selling of inappropriate items.
3. This is a market, so you don't have continuity issues. It's not linear.
4. Alter egos are allowed, but any alter egos acting overly rambunctious or annoying will be suspended from this thread for a week (real time).
5. Be nice!
6. No breaking of the rules.
I want a sentient pet rainbow! (Shifting won't summon one because "The sentient rainbow dimension is too far away!") Also, I want to get rid of this time turner.
submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(May 4, 2015 - 6:59 pm)
(May 4, 2015 - 6:59 pm)
SOLD! Time turner for pet rainbow! Any one have a wand for sale?
(May 4, 2015 - 7:26 pm)
Ooo! I do! It's..pink but who cares? I'll trade it for a pillow made of regerating jelly beans.
Grasshopper: I want a toitle!
Katydid: Don't you mean turtle?
Grasshopper: No! Toitles are small turtles, much cuter, and toitle is much funner to say!!
Katydid: Oooookaaaay.
(May 5, 2015 - 9:05 pm)
I've been trying to get rid of that pillow for ages! Deal, deal, deal!!!!
(May 7, 2015 - 5:44 pm)
*summons toitle* I'll give this to you... in exchange for cotton candy sugar. I have cotton candy, and a cotton candy machine, but I don't have sugar!
(May 7, 2015 - 6:34 pm)
Grasshopper: Yes! Deal!!
(May 7, 2015 - 6:56 pm)
Wildflower: I'm back for a limited time only!
Rose bud: Yes, I have allowed Wildflower to come back. I promise she will be well behaved and that she will NOT make any spoilers about ____ _____ in the Harry Potter books.
Wildflower: Since no one can guess what is in the blanks, I will make a deal.
Rose bud: We want to sell-
Wildflower: All four of our brothers! Who will buy them? Any-
Rose bud: *shushes Wildflower* As annoying as they get, I promise I will never sell my brothers on the chatterbox. Wildflower is joking.
Wildflower: We want to buy something that will keep ____ from _____ in the Harry Potter books. Can anyone sell us that?
Rose bud: For the sake of those who are in the middle of the series, we will not fill in the blanks-
Wildflower: It is pretty impossible to tell exactly what we want but-
Rose bud: ____ should not have ____ and left ______ alone!
Wildflower *whispers* look who's getting dramatic.
Rose bud: We would like to sell a time-turner that is slightly used, but has many years of power left in it.
Wildflower: If someone sells us something to keep ____ from _____ in the last Harry Potter book, then we will give them the time-turner!
Rose bud: If you cannot make out what on earth we are talking about, you are welcome to disregard this post and throw Shakespearian sonnets at us.
(May 7, 2015 - 7:26 pm)
Ooh! Are you talking about when--- errr...I mean...when______k_ _ _ _ _________?! I WILL SAY NO MORE!! That coulda been a spoiler. Rowling rocks!
(May 8, 2015 - 5:24 pm)
No when _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and leaves _ _ _ _ _ alone!
(May 10, 2015 - 2:55 pm)
*moans* How un-creative I am! I didn't realize that time-turners were already for sale!
(May 7, 2015 - 7:27 pm)
Feather: Hey, my magic encyclopedia kinda broke when I attacked the SPEC guy. Does anyone have a new one? I have a spare magic dictionary and magic thesaurus.
Dev: WHO CARES ABOUT MAGIC DICTIONARIES?! DOES ANYONE HAVE A FOOD REFILLER THAT WILL MAKE ANYTHING?! MY BLASTER IS RUNNING LOW!!!! I WILL GIVE YOU A BABY FLUFFY PET DOMESTIC CLOUD!!!!
St.: Hey! Those are untradable!
Dev: Yours are. Not mine.
St.: Fine, fine. Anyone got sleeping potion? I'll give you a domestic owl.
(May 7, 2015 - 7:27 pm)
Grasshopper: Deal. Deal! DEAL!!!
Katydid: You already have a turtle!!!
Grasshopper: Toitle
Katydid: Fine. Toitle.
Grasshopper: So what? I can have both!!!
Katydid: Hopper. Really?
Grasshopper: Katydid. Yes.
Katydid: Fiiinnneee
Grasshopper: WHOOOOOOOP!!!!
(May 8, 2015 - 3:10 pm)
I have a food refiller! I'll give it for the cloud!
I would like moon ice cream. l'll give you a very dangerous, spider the size of a dinner plate.
(May 8, 2015 - 4:32 pm)
yes! I have 4 pints in my freezer! *this is NOT made with cheese*
May I use the spider in my potion brews?
(May 8, 2015 - 5:20 pm)
OMG, give me that dictionary and thesaurus! You acn have my encyclopedia, I have 2 more.
(May 8, 2015 - 6:15 pm)
Feather-- SOLD! Magic encyclopedia for the magic dictionary!
Devil-- SOLD! Portal to the food dimension for the cloud.
St.-- SOLD! Draught of Living Death for the owl!
I really really really need to get rid of this...
*pulls out heavily chained wooden crate with about twenty different kinds of locks and lots of nails* *something inside growls and shakes the box*
Oh wait, one sec...
*pulls out warning signs that say BIOHAZARD, HIGH VOLTAGE, FLAMMABLE, and BEWARE OF THE BEAST* *puts on box* Now, who'll give me $500 for this fabulous opportunity?
*cricket chirps*
Fine, not the $500. Just PLEAAAASSE TAKE IT. PLEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE.
Fruity says aiur. What about the Protoss homeworld?
(May 8, 2015 - 6:27 pm)