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Magic Market!
Magic Market!
So, this is how it works. One person posts something they would like to have or get rid of. Then another person posts what they will take or give in trade for it!
RULES
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1. No selling of alter egos.
2. No buying or selling of inappropriate items.
3. This is a market, so you don't have continuity issues. It's not linear.
4. Alter egos are allowed, but any alter egos acting overly rambunctious or annoying will be suspended from this thread for a week (real time).
5. Be nice!
6. No breaking of the rules.
I want a sentient pet rainbow! (Shifting won't summon one because "The sentient rainbow dimension is too far away!") Also, I want to get rid of this time turner.
submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(May 4, 2015 - 6:59 pm)
(May 4, 2015 - 6:59 pm)
Grasshopper: I have moon ice cream! I want a spider!!
Katydid: Its my moon ice cream. And no!!!
Grasshopper: But I want it!!
Katydid: NO.
Grasshopper: Why?!?!
Katydid: IT WOULD EAT YOU!!!!
Grasshopper: Oh. Yeah.
(May 8, 2015 - 5:05 pm)
Well, I kinda have a wand....but the only thing it does is produce a torch from thin air....and I was thinking "well, I don't really go on cave expeditions that often..." so I figured someone might want it!I would reccomend it for any acclaimed heroes of their realms, or anybody who is...er...a bat.
Anybody have an invisibility cloak??
(May 8, 2015 - 5:15 pm)
I will sell you a baby dragon for a Leo Valdez. BTW, if you have a wooden house I wouldn't keep any of these.
(May 9, 2015 - 8:41 am)
I don't think many people have Leo Valdezes...but if anyone happens to know him.....
(May 10, 2015 - 8:37 am)
I really need to get rid of this...
*pulls out heavily chained wooden crate with about twenty kinds of padlocks on it and a lot of nails* *something inside growls and shakes the box*
Oh, wait. Just a sec....
*pulls out warning signs that sag WARNING, HIGH VOLTAGE, BIOHAZARD, NUCLEAR WASTE SITE, and BEWARE OF THE BEAST* *puts on box* PLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE TAKE IT. PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE.
Volcano: I want a pet! I want a dragon! Here! A Leo Valdez! *shoves a carbon-frozen Leo Valdez at Choca* Press this button here to unfreeze him! *recieves dragon* Awwww! Aren't you just the cutest thing?
Shifting: What?? Volcano gets a pet?? I want Halo then! I can even hold her because she's a cloud!
Somebody: Fine. I think she liked you more anyway.
Shifting: *walks away cuddling Halo* Awww! You are just so CUUUTE!
(May 9, 2015 - 9:43 am)
I would love to take that box! l'll give you a slighty useless stubby pencil, chewed on by a mouse. Isn't that a great deal?
I'll give you a squashed blueberry if you give me a free trip to the jungle!
(May 9, 2015 - 7:37 pm)
Sure! As long as I get rid of this!
*hands crate to Shadow*
Shifting: And here's a trip to the jungle dimension for the blueberry. Halo eats nothing but squashed fruit!
(May 9, 2015 - 10:19 pm)
*Shadow eagerly opens the crate. There is a huge blast that throws Shadow across the room, knocking her out. Green smoke pours from the crate and there is a terrible roar. Silvery goes into the room to investagate. She collapses in the doorway, chocking on the smoke.*
*When Shadow wakes up, the smoke, Silvery, and whatever was in the crate, are gone. The house is in ruin.*
Shadow: NOOOOOO. Where is Silvery?? Where is the thing in the crate?? They gooonnnneeeeee. Noooo.
Cyclone: gzez.
Shadow: Go easy?? Not now!!
Cyclone: Odid.
Shadow: O did what??
Cyclone: Knvk.
Shadow: Kidnaped?
Cyclone: Monz.
Shadow: O kidnapped moth? You are a genius!!
(May 10, 2015 - 8:48 pm)
Sure! As long as I get rid of this!
*hands crate to Shadow*
Shifting: And here's a trip to the jungle dimension for the blueberry. Halo eats nothing but squashed fruit! *snaps fingers* *Shadow is transported to jungle dimension*
(May 9, 2015 - 10:20 pm)
Sure! As long as I get rid of this!
*hands crate to Shadow*
Shifting: And here's a trip to the jungle dimension for the blueberry. Halo eats nothing but squashed fruit! *snaps fingers* *Shadow is transported to jungle dimension*
(May 9, 2015 - 10:21 pm)
Anyone have a magical robotic dragon that can speak, breathe fire, fly, and has a library in it's belly?
I'll trade for a helmet that can make an impenetrable bubble around you and can turn you invisible.
Cardinal says "ayep"
I hope we get a yes too, Cardinal!
(May 10, 2015 - 2:31 pm)
i will give a magic mirror to anyone who has a a pen that can write the future!
(May 11, 2015 - 8:38 am)
Top! We can' tret this thread die!
What does the mirror do? Because I have an extra prophesy pen.
(May 14, 2015 - 12:41 am)
Pen.
*gives Lyra pen* Use it responsibly. Otherwise you may create an imbalance in the universe, permanently damaging the veils between the realms and ripping apart the very balance of spacetime. *recieves mirror* *smashes mirror over Volcano's head
Volcano: OW! Hey!
Shifting: Thanks! The mirror was real useful! *blinks away*
(May 14, 2015 - 12:45 am)
I want a pet dragon.
Who will trade me a pet dragon for a pair of vintage (but still functioning) LARGE phoenix wings?
(May 28, 2015 - 8:15 pm)