Aardvarks, CHARGE!

*Aardvarks charge into battle on a stampeding horde of ————*

TOUCANS!!!!

The throne is mine! 

I think I missed some important context here but uh

*banana cream pies the horde of aardvark toucans* ----(> ----[} *splat*

have you ever wanted to play jenga with aardvarks? we could use banana cream pies as mortar to stick the aardvarks together to ensure no wiggling... *proceeds to build aardvark pyramid*

there's nothing like a jenga aardvark tower to rule Novis Terra with...

*circles pyramid*

*stops and nods certaintly*

*plucks a single feather*

*pyramid comes toppling down*

Your empire has just crumbled, supposed supreme lord so >:D back at 'cha 

*sighs*

*drops a sea of pillows down on everyone*

*reconstructs pillow throne*

*thinks better of that and hides behind it in case anyone gets out of the pillow sea*

The fleeting triumph is mine. Probably worthwhile? I'm not sure >:)

Pillows? Are we back with feathers? Okay, cool

*disappears into closet*

*emerges dressed as a peacock*

SQUAWK 

*sees all the feathers*

*sneezes*

*spawns in a bunch of snow to cover up all the feathers* 

The aardvarks have been dishonored. A jenga pyramid is the gravest insult.

*Turns all banana cream pies into key lime and melts Moon Wolf’s snow* 

Victory is mine! (for now...)

>:) 

Hey Hex, I'll play aardvark Jenga with you!

*Makes new aardvark banana cream Jenga pyramid*

*Turns all banana cream pies back into key lime*

*Wins*

Haha! >:)

If winning is losing and losing is winning... then I hope that someone comes along soon, but also that nobody comes at all. 

*pulls an aardvark out of the pyramid* *pyramid remains standing* your turn!

RO-O-O-O-O-O-OAR

You're gonna hear me ROOOOOOAR

*snarls*

I actually belive that I have a very fierce snarl, so don't say otherwise.