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LAST TO POST

LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!! 

submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)

...and then I think about admins having to read comments like what I just posted but all day... :p

submitted by CelineWinningForever, bawk
(February 5, 2024 - 3:31 pm)

(throws more pillows upon everything and everyone, including aardvarks)

Winnninggg!!!! 

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(February 5, 2024 - 11:37 pm)

Rise, Aardvarks!

The zoodles and chickens cannot have Novis Terra!

*Drops mattress on Moon Wolf and the chickens*

I Win

 

submitted by Sempreverde , Aardvark Land
(February 6, 2024 - 12:11 am)

It's not real chicken in the great sea of chicken noodle soup (which you are all currently drowning in, by the way). It's artificially produced chicken cells that have been constructed into the shape and texture of meat. Aka, it's lab-grown meat. I'm vegetarian---my chicken noodle soup of death would never have real chicken.

submitted by Scuttles
(February 6, 2024 - 8:23 am)

Whewf. Ok then. Not real chicken! Yay! :)

But too late because the chickens have already gotten their first taste of victory and are hungry for more... *tries to charge Scuttles* *chokes on chicken noodle soup of Death* *flails around wildly and knocks Scuttles into the chicken noodle soup too*

submitted by Celine & chickens, BAWK
(February 7, 2024 - 9:58 am)
submitted by Scuttles , Soup
(February 7, 2024 - 10:40 am)

Aardvark World Domination has begun! Prepare to meet your doom (no aardvarks were harmed in the making of this movie)

The chickens disagree, Scuttles. They are now disgruntled because you implied that they did not exist. 

submitted by Sempreverde , Aardvark Domination
(February 7, 2024 - 2:41 pm)

I left this thread for too long. Chickens? Chicken noodle soup of Death? WAIT WHAT SINCE WHEN DO CHICKENS NOT EXIST??? 

*decides to stop thinking too hard and bring on the cRaZiNeSs*

*spawns a million chickens*

hah! They're real now!

*charges into battle with disgruntled chicken army*

YAHHHHHHHHHH 

submitted by WildWolf
(February 7, 2024 - 9:04 pm)

The United Republic of Aardvark Land claims Last to Post. If you resist, the Aardvark Special Corps will be deployed. Bow down to the Grand Majestic Christopherian the 83d, figurehead and Council Leader.

The chickens don’t have a chance. 

submitted by Sempreverde, Aardvark Land
(February 8, 2024 - 6:25 am)

*Reads Semprevede's comment(sorry if I spelled that wrong)*

*Looks Semprevede dead in the eyes*

no.

submitted by Thunder, age 15, Lightnin' City
(February 8, 2024 - 1:28 pm)

*spawns in a pack of wolves to take the throne*

No one can beat this, not even aardvarks or hypothetical chickens or real chickens!!! 

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(February 8, 2024 - 8:44 pm)

Zoodles can!

submitted by Scuttles
(February 9, 2024 - 8:27 am)

The aardvarks are not afraid of wolves. Your threats are fluff. Deploying the Aardvark Special Corps.

Evergreen says +eiudu+!!! 

submitted by Sempreverde, age muahahaha, Aardvark Special Corps
(February 9, 2024 - 10:33 am)

*charges into battle with all woodland creatures behind me*

So... I'm not really sure if these animals are fighting WITH me, or against, BUt I'll just roll with it. 

submitted by Hawkstar, age ARMY-ing, Yongsan-gu, Seoul
(February 9, 2024 - 11:57 am)

Yeah sorry the wolves are here to take me to victory.

*takes pack of wolves to guard the throne* 

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(February 9, 2024 - 5:34 pm)